If Jack Thompson Was...

jerkasaur

Tank
Joined
Aug 31, 2005
Messages
1,568
Reaction score
1
...toast, i'd eat him!

i started with a classic one, it shall now begin!
 
alright, that had nothing to do with the thread.
*nvm*
 
If Jerkasaur had a poor sense of humour, I'd be sad ;(

lighten up for christ's/muhammed's/vishnu's sake... I'm NOT trying to insult you.
 
....a hamster, i'd put him in the microwave.
 
....a pidgeon, I'd feed him baking soda.
 
...Jack Thompson, I'd stove his head in with a tyre iron.
 
.... a tin of beans, I'd pry him open and devour the tomatoey goodness within
 
a girl, I'd punch her in the ovaries...Straight shot.
 
.....Osama Bin Laden, I'd wax his entire body
 
... Counter Stirke Source, I'd run him on direct x version 1
 
...A gamer, he'd be punching himself repeatedly. FOREVER.
 
...was me, I'd commit suicide
 
...here right now, I'd bash his face in with a crowbar.
 
...The reader of this post, I'd annoy you with the 1337 HL mod link in my sig.
 
was a piece of spam i would ban him

:D
 
... Clever, we'd all be outside.

EDIT: Dear God Stern, that's not something I wanted to see.
 
Nat Turner said:
... Asian, I'd still own him in Starcraft.

Not if he was Korean. We are born with a natural talent for Starcraft. :P
 
dekstar said:
... Clever, we'd all be outside.

EDIT: Dear God Stern, that's not something I wanted to see.

I could have used a real pic instead of a drawing :naughty:
 
Back
Top