If Jack Thompson Was...

[Useful Dave]

...A book, I'd Shred Him, Burn Him and use the Ashes in my Cats Litter Box

 

[15357]

...himself, I'd Shred Him, Burn Him and use the Ashes in my Cats Litter Box

fixed.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

...here right now, I'd bash his face in with a crowbar.

I don't like Jack at all, but surely posts like this kind of show he might have a point...? Some people...

 

[Beerdude26]

...black, he would have used the money from the lawsuits to become "60 Cent And A Slice Of Pizza".

 

[Uriel]

....Cpt Stern, that would be Ironic.

Maybe thats why he does post his pic :O

 

[gick]

....a pint of beer, i'd drink him and then vomit him up on a policeman's shoes.

 

[CptStern]

hmmm radical religious right wing ninny vs cool left wing humanist gamer



no comparison at all :E

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

....... a toilet, I'd shit in him, wipe my ass, throw the shit covered TP in him, whip out my lizard, and piss all over him.

 

[Icarusintel]

....... a toilet, I'd shit in him, wipe my ass, throw the shit covered TP in him, whip out my lizard, and piss all over him.

sounds like my typical friday night

 

[Sam]

...my illegitimate child, I'd take him in then steal his kidney and refuse to see him ever again.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

...human, our race would be doomed.

 

[ríomhaire]

...next to me I'd pwn him in a debate.

 

[gick]

........in a wheelchair, I'd push him down a steep hill with a main road at the bottom.

...my illegitimate child, I'd take him in then steal his kidney and refuse to see him ever again.

ROFL! Thats the best one yet.

 

[JNightshade]

...dead, I'd shit on his grave.

 

[Uriel]

...a cow, i would milk him good.

 

[Kamikazie]

...a hooker, i would slap her in the face and say "why'd you stop bitch?!"

 

[Uriel]

... a puppy, id pet him. Cuz i like puppies.

 

[Kamikazie]

...Uriel, i would slap him in the face and say "why'd you stop bitch?!"

 

[Que-Ever]

...my wang, I'd smack kamikazie with him

 

[Uriel]

... Kamikazie, id pet him. Cuz I like Kamikazie.

 

[Uriel]

... The G-man, I would soil myself.

 

[JNightshade]

...Uriel, I'd c*ckslap him for doubleposting :flame:

 

[Uriel]

... JNightshade, I'd doublepost to make him angry.

 

[The Brick]

... a moderator, he'd close this spamthread.

 

[JNightshade]

...The Brick, he would SUCK.

lololololol

 

[xombine]

...didn't exist, this thread would be meaningless.

 

[JellyWorld]

...a figment of my imagination, I'd get a lobotomy.

 

[Kamikazie]

...my wang, I'd smack kamikazie with him

i dont know wether to be flatered or offended...or both :\

 

[JNightshade]

"Scared" is the correct answer here.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

"Scared" is the correct answer here.

Be afraid.......... Be ver VERY afraid......

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

......was president, I wouldn't clap for him at the Union Adress.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

...was president, I wouldn't be surprised given our current president. D :

 

[Boogymanx]

...was Munro, he'd be a hypocrit

 

[OCybrManO]

i dont know wether to be flatered or offended...or both :\

Would that be "flattended" or, perhaps, "offtered"?

 

[DaveyCrocket]

...A crappy disney movie, I would have him locked away with Walt's frozen head.

 

[Lucid]

I don't like Jack at all, but surely threads like this kind of show he might have a point...? Some people...

Fixed.

 

[TheHamster22]

...was a PS2, I'd play grand theft auto on him

 

[Sulkdodds]

...was a hard-bitten noir detective I'd accuse him of a murder he didn't commit, drown him in City Hall beurocracy and throw him in a canal.

 

[Jintor]

...had a sense of humour, we wouldn't be in this mess.

 

[el Chi]

...a sexy lady, I'd have perverted sex with her (Jackeie Thomson, aawwww yeeeeah) that involved causing her long-lasting mental and physical distress.