If Jack Thompson Was...

Sulkdodds · Feb 4, 2006

...reading this thread, I'd tell him to piss off and stop being so nosy.

YOU HEAR THAT?

The Brick · Feb 4, 2006

.. a girl, it would explain alot.

Sam · Feb 4, 2006

A eunuch, oh wait...

BillyJoBob · Feb 4, 2006

...a joke, I'd laugh at him.

Oh, wait...

Uriel · Feb 4, 2006

Whoa, you live in Utah like Quixoticism, maybe i know you :O
Now if Jack was a state, he'd be idaho. Cuz he's a hoe.

Tollbooth Willie · Feb 4, 2006

... Another gangster I'd pop a cap in his game haterz representin' ass! HL2.NET REPRESENTIN' BEATCH!

Que-Ever · Feb 4, 2006

I would cry

JNightshade · Feb 4, 2006

Hahaha

If Jack Thompson was a thread, I would close him.

NotATool · Feb 4, 2006

... was chuck norris, we'd all be doomed.

Tollbooth Willie · Feb 5, 2006

NotATool said:
... was chuck norris, we'd all be doomed.

QFTMFT.... He'd get every single game bant.

UltimaApocalypse · Feb 5, 2006

....showed signs of intelligence, I'd test him for it.

Destroyer.Sam · Feb 5, 2006

... member of the KKK, i'd cheer him on!! just kidding i love afro americans

OvA · Feb 5, 2006

Destroyer.Sam said:
... member of the KKK, i'd cheer him on!! just kidding i love afro americans

Amusing spelling error?

Or not-so-subtle racism?

jerkasaur · Feb 5, 2006

..or both?

Fliko · Feb 6, 2006

...toast, I'd burn him in the toaster and sell him on Ebay for 500th of a cent

MultiVaC · Feb 6, 2006

... A picture, he would be goatse.

JNightshade · Feb 6, 2006

...a movie, he would also be goatse.

Qonfused · Feb 6, 2006

... a seal, I'd club him.

JNightshade · Feb 6, 2006

"So, a baby seal walks into a club..."
priceless

If Jack Thompson were a penis, I'd go Lorena Bobbitt on his shaft.

jerkasaur · Feb 10, 2006

If Jack Thompson were a penis, i'd slam it between a door.
trust me it hurts. :|

Tollbooth Willie · Feb 10, 2006

PPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
....... If he was a dick who ****s p***ies, I would shit on him like an ass hole.