If you could go back in time, where/when would you go?

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Imagine you can go back in time, Just the once, a one way ticket so to speak, to any part of history, anywhere in the world and live out the rest of your days.

Where and when would you go?
 
Hmm the 60´s and use all my knowledge i got from the future and get rich. And go on a roadtrip with some hippies :]
 
MadHatter said:
What's inspiring these threads, Dark Elf?
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I'm getting one up on bliink and her strange thread subject fascination :p

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Naa I was just wondering cause I've got some music playing from Sourceworld and it gave me the idea about the past n stuff.. and the Time Machine thread with the books I've always wondered about anyway, since its one of my favorite books/films (not the original)

Oh and cause im bored.. but its freezing so im in a good mood too, thats why im making threads not closing them ;)
 
I'd go back in time and ride a cowboy like a t-rex.

LOL. Hell, I don't know! I'll have to think about it... tomorrow after I wake up.
 
Ok I pick the 60's, hippy lifestyle maan.

That and medieval times, but only if the reality matches LoTR's, which it doesn't, oh well :p
 
50's are cool, cos everyone is scared of russians, and UFO's.... you could seriously 'wow' them...
 
I'd go back to dinosaur times and look at dinosaurs and stuff.

Or go back in time to when all life was just tiny little microbes, then take a giant dump in it.
 
bliink said:
50's are cool, cos everyone is scared of russians, and UFO's.... you could seriously 'wow' them...
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Ahh but if you go back a few more decades you could show them a video of a train coming towards then and it'll scare them silly.

Oh wait.. someone already did do that, damn em for stealing my idea's
 
Raziaar said:
I'd go back in time and ride a cowboy like a t-rex.

LOL. Hell, I don't know! I'll have to think about it... tomorrow after I wake up.
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You'd ride a cowboy......?
 
bliink said:
50's are cool, cos everyone is scared of russians, and UFO's.... you could seriously 'wow' them...
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The 50's in America were such conservative times. Dress up like a crazy goth witch and they'll run from you.
 
If I were to go back in time or anywhere, where would I go? The Forgotten Realms. That way, I could choose to be an immortal, my teeth would never require care because everyone in fantasy times has splendid teeth. I could kill things for a living.

That counts, right?

If not, then I choose 'The Big Bang'.
 
MadHatter said:
If I were to go back in time or anywhere, where would I go? The Forgotten Realms. That way, I could choose to be an immortal, my teeth would never require care because everyone in fantasy times has splendid teeth. I could kill things for a living.

That counts, right?

If not, then I choose 'The Big Bang'.
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I'd not go to the Big Bang

Time: 00:00:00:00:00:00.00 and 0 seconds

<Excited expression>

Time: 00:00:00:00:00:00:00 and 1 second

BOOM!

"hey that was cool, I just saw the universe created"

Time: 00:00:00:00:00:00:00 and 8 second

"hmm, I'm bored, and only another six billion years to wait before something interesting happens"
 
But what if you're one of those religious types who think it all happened in 7 days!!

"Oh can't wait for tomorrow there's gonna be light!!"
 
Mr-Fusion said:
But what if you're one of those religious types who think it all happened in 7 days!!

"Oh can't wait for tomorrow there's gonna be light!!"
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lmao!!

Now there's a good point :)

So how many of us would go try it on with Eve? Baring in mind she'd be our great, great, great, great well you get the idea, grandmother... Topic for another thread that one heh :p
 
The Dark Elf said:
I'd not go to the Big Bang

Time: 00:00:00:00:00:00.00 and 0 seconds

<Excited expression>

Time: 00:00:00:00:00:00:00 and 1 second

BOOM!

"hey that was cool, I just saw the universe created"

Time: 00:00:00:00:00:00:00 and 8 second

"hmm, I'm bored, and only another six billion years to wait before something interesting happens"
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Yeah, but you gotta admit, witnessing the big bang would be a life-time's worth of orgasms. Plus, you could pick a planet or hunk of matter and go for a ride. True, it would be lonely, but, I guess I could talk to God, or whomever set off the big bang... probably an alien child with firecrackers. I could teach his parents about McDonalds and how to make German pancakes. Then, my smaller-than-atom sized self could go cruisin' the other dimensions. I could go back after that and see if there is still some Godly figure standing where the big bang happened to learn if there really is a God or not so I can tell my religious friends. I could then make my own planet and name it Bungus. Barrow some bacteria-like creatures from my new universe sized alien friend, set them on the planet and watch them grow. Put my planet next to the future Earth and stage my own little Earth vs. Bungus war. After a while, I'd probably get bored and sit down with Martha Stewart to talk about prison life and which towels match my oven the most. Yeah, I'd mold my own Martha Stewart from matter to do some touching up on the universe and get rid of all the boring and dull blackness. I would declare myself God of Earthlings and Bunguses and Martha Stewart as Mother Nature. I think I have..... I think I'll come back when I think of more. Time for another rum and coke.
 
MadHatter said:
Yeah, but you gotta admit, witnessing the big bang would be a life-time's worth of orgasms. Plus, you could pick a planet or hunk of matter and go for a ride. True, it would be lonely, but, I guess I could talk to God, or whomever set off the big bang... probably an alien child with firecrackers. I could teach his parents about McDonalds and how to make German pancakes. Then, my smaller-than-atom sized self could go cruisin' the other dimensions. I could go back after that and see if there is still some Godly figure standing where the big bang happened to learn if there really is a God or not so I can tell my religious friends. I could then make my own planet and name it Bungus. Barrow some bacteria-like creatures from my new universe sized alien friend, set them on the planet and watch them grow. Put my planet next to the future Earth and stage my own little Earth vs. Bungus war. After a while, I'd probably get bored and sit down with Martha Stewart to talk about prison life and which towels match my oven the most. Yeah, I'd mold my own Martha Stewart from matter to do some touching up on the universe and get rid of all the boring and dull blackness. I think I have..... I think I'll come back when I think of more.
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that would be weird, yet interesting...
Interesting that you equate it to an orgasm lol
 
bliink said:
that would be weird, yet interesting...
Interesting that you equate it to an orgasm lol
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Yup, a big bang fest with universe sized aliens.
 
Thread number 4.Now make another one Elf... :p
 
bliink said:
lol...

"what sounds better? a scientist voice or a barney voice?" :p
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lol :p you and your crazy thread idea's hehe


"and would you wear those ridiculous ties"

*goes to make more*
 
MadHatter said:
You'd ride a cowboy......?
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lol, I was wondering if anybody would catch that. I did originally put ride a t-rex like a cowboy, but then decided to switch it around just to see what kinda responses i'd get. hahaha.
 
lol.. i like this time period.. no 'n00bs' are online

Tr0n said:
Barney by far.
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OK, why not? didn't wanna die alone anyway...
 
One minute ago so I didn't have to read this stupid post.

:LOL:
 
bliink said:
lol.. i like this time period.. no 'n00bs' are online



OK, why not? didn't wanna die alone anyway...
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Your gonna die....alone
 
Damn...aussie takin all the kills...
 
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