If you could have ONE thing from the HL universe....

If you could have ONE thing, no bigger than a strider, what would it be?


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What would it be? Just ONE thing. Yes, this can be something living. But no bigger than a strider.


I would either choose a hunter, so it would protect me where ever I go, and it's part machine so it lasts a long time. Or a Vortiguant, Cause they rule.


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I would have D.O.g

Or alyx...

Maybe alyx...

But dog will throw people I hate, and cause worldwide destruction, so...

Hmm... Snap G.W. in two, or have some super hot chick that fancies me, and is very vulnerable... :|
 
damn I forgot to list DOG

Am I the only one who thinks it would be great to ride a strider to work?
 
I would have G-gun.

It would be fun to use it in a real world, cleaning the traffic jam on my way to work or just playing around with it.
 
sadly i do fantasize about using the portal gun....

but tbh if i had one IRL i'd kill myself so damn fast with it.
 
Citadel. Sure, that breaks thread rules but I don't care. I want one.
 
Portal Gun, but I do admit I'd probably kill myself fooling around with it.
 
Portal gun ftw :D I'd end up teleporting myself off a building or something but it'd be so worth it..

Or an HEV suit. Or my very own mute theoretical physicist :D

LOL thats funneh!

Id like a pet headcrab...
 
Citadel. Sure, that breaks thread rules but I don't care. I want one.

Honestly dude, it'd just be wasted space. I mean sure you could put that old computer you never use there and when you get rid of that nasty old couch you can toss it in but there's no way you're ever gonna use all that storage unless you decorate one of the rooms and rent it out.
 
an HEV Suit, a Gravity Gun, and a Vort please.


Dog is just too big and i don't imagine being able to do so much with the portal gun.
 
I would pick the crowbar.

Second choice would be G-man, doing whatever it is that he does.
 
g-man would be too wierd. imagine him talking to you:

g-man: you have limitlesssssssssssssssshhhhhhhh...
you: SHUT UP!
 
Alyx Or DOG.

A chav approaches, 'DOG, throw that mofo over that building!' Bliss.
 
I'll take the Combine Advisor anyday;
nothing beats seeing your victims mindraped, thrown aganist a wall telepathically, and having their sweet, juicy brains sucked out.
In addition, control of an Advisor leads to control of all other Combine assets by default, including Citadels. :cheese:
 
Alyx Or DOG.

A chav approaches, 'DOG, throw that mofo over that building!' Bliss.

Perhaps that would be fun, but I'd prefer the sheer terror on their part of sicking a headcrab on 'em!
 
Portal gun..
but if Alyx would do whatever I say, Then her.
:D
 
Alyx.

Seriously, was this poll necessary? It's pussy.
 
ASPHD

Doesnt the "E" function work as a gravity manipulator?
 
g-man would be too wierd. imagine him talking to you:

g-man: you have limitlesssssssssssssssshhhhhhhh...
you: SHUT UP!

haha,

Gman: I.. baked you.. some coookiesssssssssssss

me: YESSSSSSSS, THANK YOUSSSSSSSSSSS, SSSSSSHUT UPPPPPPP!
 
Ssssssssssssso howsssss life..

OH MY GASH CANT YOU JUST STFU?
 
Since D0G wasn't on the list, I picked the bug bait. Controlling antlions is one of my absolute favorite part in any video game ever.
 
Phew phew phew

Haha take that you school bullies hah!

Phew.. *Grab grab* Sh*t wheres my last one? OH SHI-
 
I would like to have a Vortiguant!

I don't see the point having a Pheropod, since there's no antlions..
I would've chose that.
 
What about The Cake?


I thought I would choose Portal Gun but then I would probably end up in a infinite loop and then when I hit the ground I would die, because I don't have those shock absorbers... so I choose Gravity Gun instead
 
Portal gun for the win. Handy for lifting heavy objects and for fun and easy transportation. It'd be nice to have the shock absorbers for me legs too, though.
 
Citadel. Sure, that breaks thread rules but I don't care. I want one.
If you get to break the thread rules then screw it...I want Alyx, DOG, a wise Vortigaunt buddy...A Gravity gun AND a Portal gun...You got that Santa? You b*stard! :p
 
HEV suit.

Second choice would be the G-man's briefcase and all of its contents inside.
 
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