"If You Could Talk Back"

adviser: how many of your soldiers has he killed? What's the scouter say?

Breen: it's over nine THOUSAND!!!!

Adviser: WHAT?! Nine thousand?!

Breen: NINE THOUSAND!!!

Adviser: Nine thousand?!

Breen: NINE THOU- *Gordon whacks breen w/ crowbar*

Gordon: Nine THOUSAND! and one. LoL!!! :D

Adviser: Err... ZIPP!! *Vanishes like the pussey the advisers are.*

That scene never takes place that we see, but it happens right before Gordon pwns teh striders. :D

Just for fun...

G-Man: nine thousand... Dr. Freeman? Is your killcount really nine thousand again?

Gordon: YAP! ^^
 
Van_Halen said:
adviser: how many of your soldiers has he killed? What's the scouter say?

Breen: it's over nine THOUSAND!!!!

Adviser: WHAT?! Nine thousand?!

Breen: NINE THOUSAND!!!

Adviser: Nine thousand?!

Breen: NINE THOU- *Gordon whacks breen w/ crowbar*

Gordon: Nine THOUSAND! and one. LoL!!! :D

Adviser: Err... ZIPP!! *Vanishes like the pussey the advisers are.*

That scene never takes place that we see, but it happens right before Gordon pwns teh striders. :D

Just for fun...

G-Man: nine thousand... Dr. Freeman? Is your killcount really nine thousand again?

Gordon: YAP! ^^
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I should really start a new game : HL1 HL2 and EP1 and start counting how many times I killed from each enemy

Edit: On paper
 
Gordon: How many prison guards?
Antlion: around 500+
Gordon: How many antlions
Antlion: OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

The antlion scratches on the ground.


I really cant think, so i rip off
 
"Well, so much for the government. Their idea of containment is to kill everyone associated with the project! Judging from your hazard suit, I?d say you were part of what went wrong. Isn?t that right? Now look?if anyone can end this catastrophe, it?s the science team in the Lambda complex, at the opposite end of the base. With the transit system out, I couldn?t tell you how to get there. But there?s an old decommissioned rail system somewhere through here, beyond the silo complex. If you can make it through the rocket test labs, you might be able to worm your way through the old tunnels to track down whatever?s left of the Lambda team. You can trust them. You can trust all of us. Good luck."
"YOU WERE IN THIS ROOM THE WHOLE TIME AND YOU DIDN'T OPEN THE ****ING DOOR FOR ME?!"
*shotgun*


I also would have told Alyx to shut up a few times during EP1.
 
I agree 100% with the first one. That pissed me off so much!
 
"My name is Alyx"

Gordon: How you doin? (Joe Tribiany style)
 
"You know, I'm a bit iffy about using a teleporter to send me anywhere. If you haven't noticed yet, quantum mechanics and Gordon Freeman don't get along very well. It'll probably implode and send me to a hell-dimension full of four-legged creatures with giant nuts that explode after death... eh, that's already happened. What the hell, go for it, what's the worst that could happen now?"

DIRECTLY AFTERWARDS.

"I knew this was going to happen! I knew it! Stupid headcrab! I should have crowbarred you as soon as I saw you! My instincts are never wrong about these things! Hey, you Metrocop bastards! Your friend gave me a crowbar! Eat it! Eat it your stupid bastards!

AND

"DIE YOU COCKROACH BITCHES! I HATE YOU AND YOUR FLYING AND THE RUSTLING NOISES YOU MAKE AS YOU FLY! YOU DESERVE DEATH YOU ANTLION BASTARDS I HAVE A CRATE FULL OF REVENGE AMMO DIE DIE DIE!"

Ahem.

I do not like antlions.
 
Once the antlions were on my side, I thought they were kinda cute. <8)
 
Pinkle said:
Once the antlions were on my side, I thought they were kinda cute. <8)
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Once they were in my power I thought they were very cool actually. Especially when sending them off to kill soldiers in bunkers further down the beach. Starship Troopers all over again <3
 
:|

That was a statement made of fail.
 
*Gordon sees a headcrabbed scientist dead on the floor*

Gordon: "lol pwnd"
 
Starship Troopers is a classic science fiction movie. A bit cheesy as all older movies are but classic and awsome none-the-less.
I made a concious decision never to see the straight to DVD sequel, i didnt want to ruin the original with it.

Yes antlions do remind be allot of those bugs, just the way they send the combine soldiers flying across the beach with one swipe... so beautiful.
 
RNEvermore said:
Starship Troopers is a classic science fiction movie. A bit cheesy as all older movies are but classic and awsome none-the-less.

Yes antlions do remind be allot of those bugs, just the way they send the combine soldiers flying across the beach with one swipe... so beautiful.
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I was also amazed by seeing the bugs fly onto the towers in the Nova Prospekt Courtyard, sending the Combine down to an immediate death. Now that was cool.

And Starship Troopers is indeed a classic, hands down.
 
*shoots zombie in the head*
"IT'S NOT A TUMOR!"
*shoots zombie in the head*
"IT'S NOT A TUMOR!"
*rinse and repeat*
 
RNEvermore said:
Starship Troopers is a classic science fiction movie. A bit cheesy as all older movies are but classic and awsome none-the-less.
I made a concious decision never to see the straight to DVD sequel, i didnt want to ruin the original with it.

Yes antlions do remind be allot of those bugs, just the way they send the combine soldiers flying across the beach with one swipe... so beautiful.
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You've never read the book have you?

THEY ARE COMPLETE OPPOSITES!

The only thing "starship troopers" like about the movie was the TITLE.
 
nah ive never read the books. Not much of a reader, but i dont pretend to be a huge starship troopers fan, I just enjoyed the movie. I think im entitled to that without having to read the book(s).
 
"Ya know what I liked about the movie? No reading! Yeah, took me like, two hours." --Jim Gaffigan
 
Alyx: hey, looks like there used to be a crank shaft here... It might still be around here.

Gordon: Ohh my god! She's a genius! :rolleyes:
Why don't you go ahead and... *AHHEM* "find" the "crank" ;)

Alyx: pig...


G-man: Time... Dr. freeman?

Gordon: I dunno, unfreeze me, we were about to find out.

G-man: Is it really that... time again?

Gordon: OMG! BANANA HAMMOCK TIME?! :eek:


G-man: It seems as if you've only just arrived.

Gordon: ...Yeah, after fighting my way through the booby trapped canals, a Zombie infested wasteland, a barren highway with homicidal creatures and soldiers, to a seaside desert, then to a broken down, infested prison, and managing to make my way back to these tattered, war scarred city streets, it really hasn't been all that long sense I got here... Minus all that other stuff. :D

G-man: I've received some interesting offers for your services.

Gordon: listen, dickhead, let's cut the mysterious SHIT, okay?! Who the **** are you, where did you come from, and what the F*CK DO YOU WANT WITH ME?!

G-man: I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Doctor Freeman.

Gordon: Yeah, I'll bet. >>

G-man: I trust, it will all make sense to you in the course of...

Gordon: GOD DAMNIT! WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU? DOES EVERYTHING WITH YOU HAVE TO BE A F*CKING TEST?!

G-man: Well, I'm really not at liberty to say...

Gordon: Douche bag...

G-man: In the mean time, this is where i get off.

Gordon: YEAH! Clever line with all the f*cking trains you've put me on, now you're leaving me on one, yeah, real clever. Did it take you the whole week I've been here to THINK OF IT?! HUH!

*Door shuts*

Gordon: Asshole...

G-man: *Walks in, and draws a breath, but is cut off by chanting*
*Gordon is pulled away*
Gordon: YEAH! F*CK YOU! YOU F*CKER! SUCK MY B*LLS! YOU SHITDICK! HAHAHAHAHA!

G-man: We'll see... About that!

Gordon: YES INDEED WE WILL! YOU WILL SUCK THEM IN DUE TIME! I PROMISE YOU THIS!

*Fades out*

That's the convo I've always wanted to have with him. :)
 
Cheomesh said:
You've never read the book have you?

THEY ARE COMPLETE OPPOSITES!

The only thing "starship troopers" like about the movie was the TITLE.
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I've seen both.

The movie is much more fun.

Especially if you see it as a parody.
 
I'll post in to OT section why the book and movie where different later. I just woke up :|
 
I think what we're seeing here is that we can and do talk back when we're playing Half-Life Games. So, to substitute my own voice for Dr. Freeman's:


Scientist: Don't let it overcharge!

Barney: W-whadya mean overcharge?

(Ka-boom)

(Gordon happens upon their gibbed reamins and the weapon):

HEV SUIT: Experimental hypervelocity projectile weapon

Gordon: Oh gnarly!




HEV SUIT: "toxin detected. admistering antidote" [or something like that]

Gordon: 1%!? Jeez! And things were going so well.
 
Barney: "Oh, hey there Dr.Freeman! I had a bunch of messages for you, but we had a system crash about 20 minutes ago and i can't find the files anymore."

Gordon:"I told you Barney, that porn isn't good for the compy..."
 
Gordon: *deliberately breaks leg*
Suit: Morphine Administered.
Gordon: Ahhhh...! *drools, vacant stare*
 
Headcrab Pie said:
Ahem...This isnt a debate over the quality of "Starship Troopers"...
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Ant Lion: *WHIEIEERRRRHGGGG*
Gordon: What is it Ant Lion? Does this level look an awful lot like Starship Troopers?
Ant Lion: *WIEEEEEAAAAAHRRHGH*
Gordon: And you think Starship Troopers was a very good movie? How cool!
 
Barney: Just like old times, eh, Gordon?
Gordon: yeah...yippee

Barney: Hey, remember when we thought Black Mesa was as bad as it could get?
Gordon: Uh, didn't you go to Xen, dude?

Citizen 1: Hoppers!
Citizen 2: Hoppers!
Citizen 3: Bouncebombs!
Gordon: Bouncebombs?

Metrocop: Suspect, prepare to receive civil judgment.
Gordon: Metrocop, prepare to receive a cinder block in the larynx.
 
*Gordon pops out of the vent*
Alyx: Back so soon?
Gordon: You're afraid of the dark, but you don't jump the slightest bit when a vent hatch blasts open a few inches from your freaking face?!

Alyx: What's that dog, you found something? You did it, you found Gordon!
Gordon: Shit, not you again.

*Alyx pops out of the vent after Gordon fights off the combine from the control station*
Gordon: HOLY F**KING JESUS CHRIST
 
I love this thread!
G-man-"I'm sorry for any arbitr-"
Gordon-*sigh*"cut to the chase...WHAT THE F*UCK DO YOU WANT?"
G-man-"Wake up Mr Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashessssss."
Gordon-*high*"That's not ashessss you smell."*inhales*"Whoaaa..."
Gordon-*sees Barney in hl2*"How many times have you died in the first installment of my awesome game? Now I remember! I cloned you after the resonance cascade with a ballpoint pen, a paper clip, some blood from your dismembered body and the help of McGiver!"
 
*Aliens come in blowing up stuf to kill Eli*

"Wooo, Wooooo, DoG!, here boy.

WHOOOMP. Grub aliens do what they do best, go splat.
 
Alyx: You must be-
Gordon: Grow out your HAIR!!
 
Alyx: "Phew, this really stinks. You got room for two in there Gordon?"
Gordon: :naughty:
 
Gman: We'll see... about that!
Gordon: Your tie is crooked! Maybe the nice Vortigaunts will fix it you big baby!
 
RNEvermore said:
Alyx: "Man of few words arent you?"

Gordon: "Actually, contrary to popular belief, I am not actually that reserved of a person, but I have been trapped in a series of incredibly unorthodox events. In fact, to me, what seems like mear days ago I was in the test chamber of Black Mesa where a god damn resonance cascade turned my whole world upside down, I was forced to traverse the complex maze of Black Mesa, getting assaulted by alien species teleporting all around me, getting fired at by the military, and... for gods sake, I ended up on a foreign system... A FOREIGN SYSTEM! have you ever heard of such a thing? I mean, one moment I am in the tight arbitrary mazes of the Lambda complex, the next moment I am jumping across rock clusters floating in outer space. I mean jeez. But while I was there i fought all manners of aliens including this one giant hovering baby and a headcrab with an enormous nutsack. Then this wierd guy in a suit keeps showing up, and he told me some wierd stuff that i still dont understand! Next thing i know im on a train heading to city 17 with my pompus god damn administrater staring me in the face the second i get off the damn train. What the hell do you expect to me to say!? Im pretty shell shocked, I havent drefecated or pissed since i got to work in black mesa before the cascade so i think my colon and bladder are about to burst! Kleiner's lab has a shitter right? And by the way what the hell are those nasty vortigaunts doing around here? Last I remember they were trying to splatter my arse all over Xen. What year is it? I mean, nothing looks the same around here. And for that matter, what is the combine? By the way, has anyone ever told you that you are an incredibly attractive lady? How old are you, i mean, i should be at least twenty years older than you, but i guess if ive been in stasis this whole time, my body is tecnically closer to your age. I mena, i havent had sex in over twenty years tecnically... Im sorry, that was uncalled for. I very often speak before I think, im just that much of a talker. Lets forget the whole thing and we can make a shot at being friends. By the way, you have a nice gun, why can I not pick it up without using the developer's console? It reminds me of the MagSec 4 from Perfect Dark, which was my favorite gun of that game. But anyway, where was I before... "

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Phew that was exhausting.
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Oh man, that was beautiful. Thanks for that.

/in stitches
 
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