If you don't shower regularly...

[CyberPitz]

When I was in school, I only showered every other day. When someone started to complain that I was stinky is when I changed my habits for the better and showered every day before school.

 

[Krynn72]

I shower in the morning and at night, irregardless of any plans I may or may not have.

DIE!


I shower every morning since I have to work. On weekends I'll shower whenever I feel like it, usually in the afternoon.

 

[Blackthorn]

Showers aren't allowed in my estate, so I take baths. Time consuming and always gives me headaches. God I hate it here.

 

[Krynn72]

Yea, but if you shower before bed, there shouldn't be any dirt in your bed, as you are clean.

You know that you shed a lot of skin while sleeping at night right?

 

[Vegeta897]

Clean skin.

 

[pomegranate]

Some of you guys are frigging gross, no two ways about it. The longest I've gone without a shower since I was a kid is two days, and that was at Glastonbury festival, and I caved in on the third day and gladly queued for nearly two hours to stand under a freezing cold shower to get un-skanked.

 

[Azner]

I at least shower once a day and that would be before i sleep if not its 3 or sometimes more times day, you just feel sticky and sweaty (Tropics ef tee elllll-DA BER LEW)

 

[MJ12]

Shower Twice a day if I can.

 

[Shamrock]

I usually shower in the morning, and then I'll wash my face at night. I can't stand a dirty face nor can I stand waking up and just going about the day in my own filth. That's just horrendous. If I wanted my balls to smell like ass all day, I'd shit in my hand, rub it in the crevices betwix my thigh and scrotum, and then proceed to blow dry it.

Honestly, shower every ****ing day, or die. :|

 

[Musk]

Shower every other day usually when hair gets gross.

 

[MJ12]

Yes, but that is because you are a woman Men are different and get stinky/greasy much quicker.

I envy my female friends who sometimes don't shower for a few days and still smell like roses.

 

[Dog--]

Change your avatar I keep thinking it's Jack Sparrow, then when I look I'm very disappointed that it isn't as he is cooler then she is hot.

 

[Navaha]

I shower every day.

Unless I forget. :bounce:

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Some of you guys are frigging gross, no two ways about it. The longest I've gone without a shower since I was a kid is two days, and that was at Glastonbury festival, and I caved in on the third day and gladly queued for nearly two hours to stand under a freezing cold shower to get un-skanked.

Oh yes, I love reading these things. Obsessive compulsive disorder for showers!

 

[Sheepo]

My hair feels wierd if I don't shower in the morning.

 

[Dog--]

Yea, your hair does feel wierd in the mornings.

 

[VoXQuA]

Disgusting people:
Qonfused
Ravioli
Dicks who waste water:
Lucid
mortiz-Redux
CyberPitz
zombieturtle01
Bastard who wastes electricity:
Dog--

What the ****, man? Every night with a fan on?

I hate you all.

 

[lefty]

Hey hey, I guess I'm good then.

 

[MJ12]

Disgusting people:
Qonfused
Ravioli
Dicks who waste water:
Lucid
mortiz-Redux
CyberPitz
zombieturtle01
Bastard who wastes electricity:
Dog--

What the ****, man? Every night with a fan on?

I hate you all.

Because I shower twice a day? Was I supposed to shower like 5 times a day or something?

 

[MJ12]

Change your avatar I keep thinking it's Jack Sparrow, then when I look I'm very disappointed that it isn't as he is cooler then she is hot.

change your avatar because it is stupid

 

[Vegeta897]

Because I shower twice a day? Was I supposed to shower like 5 times a day or something?

Read a little more carefully.

 

[MJ12]

Well maybe if he divided it up by adding an extra line or bolding the font IT WOULD MAKE SENSE.

VoXQuA:

Will fail at manual making and power point presentations.

 

[kineaesth]

I've seen his Powerpoint presentations in class, they're very good. So suck on that.

But also it really just depends on how long your showers are.

 

[highlander]

I shower everyday mostly.

 

[MJ12]

Not to long, about 5-13 hours.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

When I take'm...10-30 mins (tops)

 

[Vegeta897]

When I take'm...10-30 mins (tops)

What the **** could you possibly be doing for 30 minutes.

 

[99.vikram]

Wow... HL2.net fails at hygiene. :|

I shower every day unless I have exams; I can't stay filthy for longer than a week.

 

[delusional]

I take a shower every morning, I just feel like shit if I don't.

What the **** could you possibly be doing for 30 minutes.

I often take ~20-30 minute showers because I fall asleep in the shower and just stand there for over 10 minutes, or I'm pleasuring myself.

 

[Absinthe]

Ugh. How can you not shower every day? I do it every morning, or right after when I get up even if its later in the day. It's not just BO and hygiene that are concerns. I just personally can't stand the feeling of wearing yesterday's dirt and sweat.

I have class and/or my job on every day of the week, so it's not really an option to go without them. The worst I'll do is perhaps put off shampooing my hair. :|

Also, long showers rule.

 

[Navaha]

I often take ~20-30 minute showers because I fall asleep in the shower and just stand there for over 10 minutes, or I'm pleasuring myself.

I read one more damn word about masterbation in this thread, and I swear I'm going to kill someone. :bounce:

 

[lefty]

masturbation.

 

[delusional]

I'm a Master Debater. Curiously I use my left hand.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Masterbation.

 

[Absinthe]

Honestly, I find it difficult to jerk off in the shower.

 

[lefty]

I don't, but the sensation of water hitting my body all over seems to lessen any pleasure I may get from it.

 

[Navaha]

masturbation.

Where's my katana? I need to kill someone. :sniper:

:bounce:

 

[kineaesth]

I don't, but the sensation of water hitting my body all over seems to lessen any pleasure I may get from it.

Precisely this. I find it [strike]very[/strike] difficult also.

 

[lefty]

If you're going for the katana, how about some seppuku.

 

[unozero]

I shower everyday mostly.

they come at night mostly.