If You Seek Amy

[cleverendeavouR]

They are making a huge deal over this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWKpfgWjf60



I find this amazing since all todays popular songs are all dirty.

Lil Wayne's Lollipop is all about getting a blow job.

I just heard the Love Lock down remix by Kayne West and the lyrics were "It ain't over baby cause we still can bone" "Begging please on your knees trying to suck me back"

AND THEY'RE GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS!

 

[MJ12]

This really isn't appropriate.

 

[CancerOfYourSoul]

Yeah I heard of it.. Not the song.. but I heard she apparently spells out F-U-C-K.

 

[Dog--]

I have heard nothing about this song, and I don't even know who that is.

Articles or anything in the news?

EDIT: lol it's Britney Spears... I'm ****in dumb.

 

[cleverendeavouR]

This really isn't appropriate.

It's not but neither is every other song on the radio.

 

[Viperidae]

I applaud the pun.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Ah I get it now. "All of the boys and all of the girls, Are begging to if you seek Amy"

IF - F
YOU - U
See - C
Ka - K
My - Me

Pretty clever by her standards, definitely intentional. She really is getting desperate though...

 

[Barnz]

What a shitty song.

 

[MJ12]

It's not but neither is every other song on the radio.

Name one.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Pretty clever by her standards

Especially since it's a James Joyce gag.

 

[cleverendeavouR]

Name one.

I find this amazing since all todays popular songs are all dirty.

Lil Wayne's Lollipop is all about getting a blow job.

I just heard the Love Lock down remix by Kayne West and the lyrics were "It ain't over baby cause we still can bone" "Begging please on your knees trying to suck me back"

AND THEY'RE GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS!

I already did, you must not have read my whole post.

 

[MJ12]

Name twelve.

 

[Dog--]

Oh, score 1 for ZT. You lose.

 

[FireStarter]

Is it bad that my ears are bleeding?

How come Britney is trying to bounce back by making shitty "Do Me, lulz" songs, all with super low voices randomly in them? She's not doing a very good job.

I hate all forms of new music save for a few shining moments. Rap is slowly deteriorating into "Children's candy = My d*ck". I fear the worst. I miss the days when times were simpler and rappers didn't have to pretend to be shot to death. They actually WERE. (IE Tupac n' the like)

As for Brit-Brit, I liked her back when she wasn't COMPLETELY FREAKING INSANE.

 

[Dog--]

Dude what about Will Smith.

Get jiggy wit it bro.

 

[FireStarter]

Exactly.

I enjoy the retro rap bcause it brings back memories. Today, it's like...

I don't even know how to describe how terrible it's getting.

BRITNEY goddamn SPEARS is RAPPING, if you could even call it that. Something no insane woman should ever do.

 

[AtomicSpark]

I don't get it.

 

[cleverendeavouR]

1.Lil Wayne ?Miss Officer?
Basically a whole song about having sex with a cop.

2.Ray-J ?Sexy Can I?
?Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then we chill for a second, then were back at it for more ?


3. Jay Holiday ?Put You to Bed?
?I wanna put my fingers thru your hair
Wrap me up in your legs
And love you till your eyes roll back
I'm tryin to put you to bed, bed, bed
I'mma put you to bed, bed, bed
Then I'ma rock your body
Turn you over ?

4. Kevin Rodolf - ?Let it Rock?
?Mechanic, me, I can fix you up
I can **** you up
I can **** you down
Shorty we can go wherever just pick a town
And my jewelery is louder than an engine sound
Big ass rocks like underground
Dirty like sex that's on the ground?

5.Ludacris ?One More Drink?
?If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
You too.?


6.Saving Able ?Addicted?
?I'm so addicted to
All the things you do
When your going down on me
In between the sheets
Or the sound you make
With every breath you take
It's unlike anything
When you're loving me?

7.T Pain ?Chopped and Screwed?
?Back breaker
Put you over my knees
Put you on punishment
Women and ill spank ya (baaa)
have you praising the lord
like thank you-thank you
thank you lord i want to thank you (Jesus)?

8.Usher ?Trading Places?
An entire song about how they're having sex and trading places.

9.Piles ?Bust it Baby PT 2? (as if the titles not enough already)
?Like yo sex, but In more love with wat u do,
Turn me on how you stare at me when we thru
When you give it to me, I don't wanna turn ya loose
Scared to moan round ya, so all I could say is ooh
My favorite panties uh yours, are tha ones that see thru
One with da pink trim on em, and they light blue
Speakin for da goons, thank god fo makin u
BUSS IT BABY, is what I call u ?

10.Usher ?Love in this Club?
Song about just having sex in the middle of a club.

11.Plies ?Hypnotized?
You got me so hypnotized, the way your body rollin' 'round and
Round, that booty keep bumpin', titties just bouncin' up and down,
You got me so hypnotized, the way yo' body rollin' 'round and
Round, that booty keep bumpin', titties just bouncin' up and down.

12.Metrostation ?Shake it?
?We're on the bed but your clothes are laying right there?
?Now if she does it like this, will you do it like that?
Now if she touches like this, will you touch her right back?
Now if she moves like this, will you move her like that? (Come on)?

13.Flo Rida ?Low?
So sexual
She was flexible professional
Drinking X&O
Hold up, wait a minute, do I see what I think? Whoa
Did her thing seen shawty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain I'm making it snow
Work the pole I gotta bank roll
I'm gonna say that I prefer the no clothes
I'm in to that I love women exposed
She threw it back at me I gave her mo
Cash ain't a problem I know where it go

14.Snoop Dog ?Sensual Seduction?
?She might be with him, but shes thinking bout me, me, meee,
We don't go to the mall, we don't go out to eat, eat, eeeeat,
And all that we ever do is play in the sheets,sheets sheeets,
Smoke us a cigarette, and go back to sleep, sleep, sleep, so we can get a!?

15.Young Berg ?The Business?
?A Freak in morning
A Freak in the evening
Just call me up and I'll be there when you need me
When ever you want me you can come and see me?
?Cause I really wanna drive you crazy
Wanna kiss wanna rub wanna lick wanna touch
Wanna be right beside you baby
Wanna climb on top of you
And give it to you for an hour or two ?



Well so far I've named 17. I can keep going if it's needed, but I think I rest my case.

 

[FireStarter]

GIANT LIST OF HOLY SHIT

Woah. I didn't know there was so much crap coming out of my radio these days.

They speak too fast for my ol' self. ;-;

 

[soulslicer]

Urgh! I hate Radio music today. It's terrible, all the "rock" music is either some mainstream post-grunge, some lame ass indie-band or some MTV-defined-pop-emo. And all the "pop" music is crap like this.

And the worst part is, they get millions of downloads off Itunes, just wtf man. Idiots are actually paying money for this crap, rather than illegally getting it off mp3raid or some website. Last year, Lil Waynes lolipop was the top song with 8.6Million downloads. That's just screwed up.

They keep saying more people are downloading music legally as compared to 2 years ago, but the music just keeps getting worse.

I've probably said this a million times..but..

 

[Dalamari]

Are any big artists making interesting and original music these days?

 

[Unfocused]

Urgh! I hate Radio music today. It's terrible, all the "rock" music is either some mainstream post-grunge, some lame ass indie-band or some MTV-defined-pop-emo. And all the "pop" music is crap like this.

And the worst part is, they get millions of downloads off Itunes, just wtf man. Idiots are actually paying money for this crap, rather than illegally getting it off mp3raid or some website. Last year, Lil Waynes lolipop was the top song with 8.6Million downloads. That's just screwed up.

They keep saying more people are downloading music legally as compared to 2 years ago, but the music just keeps getting worse.

I've probably said this a million times..but..

Wow. I'm not 'clean' when it comes to downloading music, but calling someone an idiot for paying for music instead of illegally downloading it is just dumb.

And guess what? This music (or "crap", if you will) is made because people listen to it. Probably because they like it. It doesn't make them idiots, just because we don't like their music.

 

[cleverendeavouR]

I wonder why all my quotes turned into question marks.

 

[FireStarter]

but calling someone an idiot for paying for music instead of illegally downloading it is just dumb.

I think he means paying for the stupid songs. Which I agree with, to an extent.

 

[AtomicSpark]

I wonder why all my quotes turned into question marks.

You used a character that the forums couldn't handle. You probably copy/pasted the slanted-apostrophe instead of '.

 

[Sulkdodds]

ha ha he he ha ha ho

 

[FireStarter]

ha ha he he ha ha BRITNEY SPEARS IS A ho

Fixed.

 

[mocho loco]

ha ha he he ha ha ho

That made me laugh.

 

[Sheepo]

1.Lil Wayne ?Miss Officer?
Basically a whole song about having sex with a cop.

2.Ray-J ?Sexy Can I?
?Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then we chill for a second, then were back at it for more ?


3. Jay Holiday ?Put You to Bed?
?I wanna put my fingers thru your hair
Wrap me up in your legs
And love you till your eyes roll back
I'm tryin to put you to bed, bed, bed
I'mma put you to bed, bed, bed
Then I'ma rock your body
Turn you over ?

4. Kevin Rodolf - ?Let it Rock?
?Mechanic, me, I can fix you up
I can **** you up
I can **** you down
Shorty we can go wherever just pick a town
And my jewelery is louder than an engine sound
Big ass rocks like underground
Dirty like sex that's on the ground?

5.Ludacris ?One More Drink?
?If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
You too.?


6.Saving Able ?Addicted?
?I'm so addicted to
All the things you do
When your going down on me
In between the sheets
Or the sound you make
With every breath you take
It's unlike anything
When you're loving me?

7.T Pain ?Chopped and Screwed?
?Back breaker
Put you over my knees
Put you on punishment
Women and ill spank ya (baaa)
have you praising the lord
like thank you-thank you
thank you lord i want to thank you (Jesus)?

8.Usher ?Trading Places?
An entire song about how they're having sex and trading places.

9.Piles ?Bust it Baby PT 2? (as if the titles not enough already)
?Like yo sex, but In more love with wat u do,
Turn me on how you stare at me when we thru
When you give it to me, I don't wanna turn ya loose
Scared to moan round ya, so all I could say is ooh
My favorite panties uh yours, are tha ones that see thru
One with da pink trim on em, and they light blue
Speakin for da goons, thank god fo makin u
BUSS IT BABY, is what I call u ?

10.Usher ?Love in this Club?
Song about just having sex in the middle of a club.

11.Plies ?Hypnotized?
You got me so hypnotized, the way your body rollin' 'round and
Round, that booty keep bumpin', titties just bouncin' up and down,
You got me so hypnotized, the way yo' body rollin' 'round and
Round, that booty keep bumpin', titties just bouncin' up and down.

12.Metrostation ?Shake it?
?We're on the bed but your clothes are laying right there?
?Now if she does it like this, will you do it like that?
Now if she touches like this, will you touch her right back?
Now if she moves like this, will you move her like that? (Come on)?

13.Flo Rida ?Low?
So sexual
She was flexible professional
Drinking X&O
Hold up, wait a minute, do I see what I think? Whoa
Did her thing seen shawty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain I'm making it snow
Work the pole I gotta bank roll
I'm gonna say that I prefer the no clothes
I'm in to that I love women exposed
She threw it back at me I gave her mo
Cash ain't a problem I know where it go

14.Snoop Dog ?Sensual Seduction?
?She might be with him, but shes thinking bout me, me, meee,
We don't go to the mall, we don't go out to eat, eat, eeeeat,
And all that we ever do is play in the sheets,sheets sheeets,
Smoke us a cigarette, and go back to sleep, sleep, sleep, so we can get a!?

15.Young Berg ?The Business?
?A Freak in morning
A Freak in the evening
Just call me up and I'll be there when you need me
When ever you want me you can come and see me?
?Cause I really wanna drive you crazy
Wanna kiss wanna rub wanna lick wanna touch
Wanna be right beside you baby
Wanna climb on top of you
And give it to you for an hour or two ?



Well so far I've named 17. I can keep going if it's needed, but I think I rest my case.

It comes down to sexual innuendos/implied sexuality VS spelling ****.

I really don't think any of these songs should be censored for content. However they are still all awful and should burn in hellfire.

 

[FireStarter]

Remember the enormous "KILL IT WITH FIRE" that Disco Vinyls had way back in the day when they FINALLY went out of style?

Yeah we should do that in 2009 with the large piles of shit we have on our mp3 players and CDs.

 

[soulslicer]

Wow. I'm not 'clean' when it comes to downloading music, but calling someone an idiot for paying for music instead of illegally downloading it is just dumb.

And guess what? This music (or "crap", if you will) is made because people listen to it. Probably because they like it. It doesn't make them idiots, just because we don't like their music.

but I think you misunderstood me, I'm just making a comparison how more people are downloading music legally, and music is getting worse. Maybe I said it wrongly

 

[MJ12]

Oh, score 1 for ZT. You lose.

*long list of songs*

I really wasn't asking for 12 songs, and originally I wasn't even asking for one song.
I was completely aware of the first song you mentioned in your post before I asked, and I was certainly aware that there was easily a list of 12 songs out there that were inappropriate for the radio.

When people claim to know something in numbers (in this case the number of inappropriate songs on the radio), the phrase from disbelievers is usually "Oh yeah? Name one!" (But it was so obvious that you DID already name one, so it was part of the joke)
And then I proceeded to ask you to name TWELVE, because no one ever asks for that large of an example.

Whatever, I'm just too hilariously complex for everyone, ever.