If you were a animal

[-Psy-]

What would you be? lol

I would be a moose, I could attack you with my antlers tbh

 

[Dekstar]

I'd be a squirrel and go into ****ing hibernation.



.... A red squirrel. I'm not racist.

 

[VirusType2]

Haven't decided yet, i keep thinking ferret .. then im like why????

Ok so all I can tell you is that I would not want to be a house pet type animal.

I would have to be a wild ****ing animal, a vegitarian meat-eater! :imu: lol

I don't like raw meat :x

 

[$kelet0r]

i'd be a lion
have my food brought to me
10+ females to have sex with at anytime i wanted
sleep all day
not have to do any child rearing

 

[Danimal]

It's an interesting question, i'd always wanted to know what it would be like being:

- A wolf

- A domesticated cat

- A bird

 

[Sulkdodds]

Silverback gorilla ftw!

 

[Evo]

Oooh, tough one. John35710000 said it well about the lion

Wouldn't mind being a bat, not sure why, they seem cool though

 

[-Psy-]

Being a Tarantula would be damn good. Scare the hell out of people

 

[CptStern]

an animal that is at the furthest point away from humans as is possible ...there's always a possibility you'll be hunted/fished/cooked/abused/run over/extreminated/poisoned/skinned/trapped/caged/abondoned/harvested

 

[Ennui]

A cat.

Sleep all day, have everyone pet me and give me pleasure, free roam of the house and neighborhood, all the food I want... hell yes, I say.

edit: Christ, Stern that's depressing.

 

[CptStern]

unforetunately it's true

and it goes on unabated

 

[kirovman]

An animal that's above humans in the food chain.

The Yeti?

 

[clairelovestlc]

Being a Tarantula would be damn good. Scare the hell out of people

you do realise the female terrantula eats the male after mating with it dont you...

 

[OvA]

Bigfoot.....except with my luck I'd get shot and paraded around

 

[thenerdguy]

A fricking raptor wouldnt be too bad. and i would be higher up than humans on the food chain.

 

[Jimmeh]

I'd be a kitten. Awwwww.

 

[Dekstar]

I'd be a kitten. Awwwww.

Before or after it gets run over by a car?

 

[Kamikazie]

an eagle foos, im protected bitches!

 

[Alix Mcdean]

Squirrel.

I get to play with my nuts all day long! !

-Alix

 

[Jimmeh]

Before or after it gets run over by a car?

Preferably before. But I wouldn't want to grow up though.

 

[-Psy-]

you do realise the female terrantula eats the male after mating with it dont you...

I would like a sex change please

 

[Vegeta897]

A wise old owl.

Gimme 5 bucks and I'll tell you how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

 

[ríomhaire]

An internet virus!

 

[xLostx]

A cat probably. or a sloth. or a platypus.

 

[bryanf445]

3 toed sloth, nobody messes with the sloth

 

[Dekstar]

an eagle foos, im protected bitches!

Not from Jet engines you're not.

3 toed sloth, nobody messes with the sloth

Those things die really easily. Good thing is though that people have discovered sloth skeletons still hanging from trees.

An internet virus!

haha good idea xD,. Would it be an AI virus? Also you have a lot of predators (Norton, AVG, Windows SP2, etc).

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Do Gargoyles count as animals?

-Angry Lawyer

 

[<RJMC>]

a roach
if my heads get choped off I can still living



until I die of hungry but who cares

 

[WhiteZero]

Wolf

 

[Beerdude26]

I'd be a kiwi.

http://rapidshare.de/files/7119359/DOODLES.rar.html

Kiwi's rock \0/

 

[SpArKs]

Do Gargoyles count as animals?

-Angry Lawyer

Yep, sort of like a person(Human/animal) with a grotesque appearance.

"Used in medieval Europe to draw rainwater from church and cathedral roofs. Gargoyles were fashioned imaginatively in the form of human grotesques, beasts, and demonic spirits. This form of sculpture reached its peak in the Gothic period and declined with the introduction of lead drainpipes in the 16th cent."

I would be a bird. A Robin redbreast, i'd feel special!

 

[joule]

A bird, so I can soar, or a cat, so I can lie around all day.

 

[Top Secret]

Werewolf.

 

[Llama]

A Gargantua. Obviously

 

[Kangy]

Female Preying Mantis. Everyone fears them, but the males get eaten as snacks afterwards, so...

 

[CptStern]

A Gargantua. Obviously

you'd be one heck of an ugly dude

 

[Beerdude26]

you'd be one heck of an ugly dude

HAWT

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Headcrab or Horny Devil (Horned Lizard, mind you!).

Headcrab because they are so damn cute, and it would be fun to headcrab a female.....:naughty: If you get what I am saying sticky teh dicky in teh mouthy.

Horn Toads because they shoot blood from their eyes, and my cousins is a mean little ****er, meaning they also can bite the **** out of you when grabbed... Trust me, they have small teeth, but the pressure from the bite hurts bad enough. So.. yeah. Head****ers rock!

Haha Sanda the Brown Gargantua.....

 

[Llama]

you'd be one heck of an ugly dude

Not that kind of Gargantua

 

[ríomhaire]

you'd be one heck of an ugly dude

Stern, remember the name of this forum?