If you were a porn star what would you name yourself?

[DEATH eVADER]

Buck Naked

Haha

 

[Ikerous]

Captain Stern!

 

[Asknoone]

Slippery Salmon.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Ew...god. That's....ew....god....ew....that's....god....ew....that's....ew....god. Ew. God. Ew. That's. Ew. Ew.

 

[Asknoone]

Just ew.

 

[GhostBoi]

If?????

 

[ZeeM]

The Lord of the Strings

One String to rule them all,
One String to find them,
One String to bring them all and
in the darkness bind them

 

[OvA]

Haha, at school today, I had a can of whipped cream. At lunch it was very quiet, and I walked up to this girl eating a tangerine and said "Would you like some whipped cream on your tangerine?". Everyone that heard it burst out laughing. It was great.

 

[short recoil]

Haha, at school today, I had a can of whipped cream. At lunch it was very quiet, and I walked up to this girl eating a tangerine and said "Would you like some whipped cream on your tangerine?". Everyone that heard it burst out laughing. It was great.

Some woman came into work and bought the following:
2 cans of squirty whipped cream.
1 roll of 35mm film.
2 cucumbers.
Condoms.

Which we all found highly amusing.

 

[OvA]

Some woman came into work and bought the following:
2 cans of squirty whipped cream.
1 roll of 35mm film.
2 cucumbers.
Condoms.

Which we all found highly amusing.

She was obviously going to make a cucumber Slip n' Slide.

 

[Solaris]

Some woman came into work and bought the following:
2 cans of squirty whipped cream.
1 roll of 35mm film.
2 cucumbers.
Condoms.

Which we all found highly amusing.

A possible terrorist device?

 

[short recoil]

A possible terrorist device?

In theory, yes.

Using the condoms you could collect the laughing gas (nitrous oxide) from the squirty cream, which could be released as a chemical weapon causing people to lose sense of urgency and put themselves for easy killing using the film roll as a garotting wire.
And the cucumbers could be used for, errrrr........jamming in ventillation tubes so the laughing gas is more effective.

 

[Que-Ever]

updated porn star name:
I HAVE AN ENORMOUS WILLY.

 

[Solaris]

In theory, yes.

Using the condoms you could collect the laughing gas (nitrous oxide) from the squirty cream, which could be released as a chemical weapon causing people to lose sense of urgency and put themselves for easy killing using the film roll as a garotting wire.
And the cucumbers could be used for, errrrr........jamming in ventillation tubes so the laughing gas is more effective.

Truly a god amongst men.

Next week - How to Break out of jail with just a empty soda bottle.

 

[el Chi]

Slippery Salmon.

I hate the word "slippery" - it's so... Eeeeew.

 

[Raziaar]

I hate the word "slippery" - it's so... Eeeeew.

Sally Saw Slippery Slimy Salmon Struggling.

 

[Ikerous]

Sally Saw Slippery Slimy Salmon Struggling.

Suddeningly seeing sixty struggling salmon, she shouted "Shit!"

 

[el Chi]

Sally Saw Slippery Slimy Salmon Struggling.

Dammit, you know how to push my buttons! Alliteration unsettles me even more.
I should have made an alliterative - albeit unfunny - witticism there, but alas.

 

[Beerdude26]

So sucky, isn't it?

 

[DeusExMachina]

Karl Hungus.

 

[Raziaar]

Karl Hungus.

Hungus. Sounds like Fungus. Like you have a venereal disease.

 

[el Chi]

Hungus. Sounds like Fungus. Like you have a venereal disease.

Crissy Chlamydia
Christopher Crabs
Carla Clap

 

[panda_rage]

Mat Dammon.

 

[Greatgat]

GreatShat. Time for some German sh*t porn!

Okay, not really. Ever:|

 

[satch919]

Big McLarge-Huge

Pappa Load

 

[Dog--]

Chuck Norris.

Seriously - Eric Shaun (Sound like Erection when you say it) or Ben Dover (Guess what that sounds like...)

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Captain Stiff!

corrected :naughty:

 

[Muffin Man]

i would name myself Yormo Ther, because think of them saying the title "some random porn star, ****ed by your mother."

 

[Last One In]

**** this thread. none of your are going to be porn stars. If you do become one, ask for forgivness from GOD.

 

[Ikerous]

**** this thread. none of your are going to be porn stars. If you do become one, ask for forgivness from GOD.

Apparently you haven't seen the video CyberPitz and I made.

 

[Last One In]

God help us if you and CyberPitz made a pornographic video of some sorts. Truly the world is going to end.

 

[venturon]

I would name myself Short Recoil.

What?

Oh.

Damn.

 

[Shasta]

Steve Stifler in "Raiders of the large Ass."
also appearing in
- shaving ryans privates
- Lord of Her Rings
- King dong
- Halflife3; Half erect
- Counterstrike; Sauce

and appearing in- your girlfriend.

lol :cheese:

 

[Insano]

I change my mind. If I ever become a pornstar, I'd like to make a tribute to the greatest pornstar ever existed in this universe:

Munro!

 

[Jintor]

One for an asian.

Max Wang.

 

[Griz]

Busta Hymen

or according to Rakurai - Sparkford Paul (wtf?)

 

[DeusExMachina]

Goddammit, did anyone get ANY of my movie references?! GAWD!

 

[Dr. Freeman]

I would name myself Short Recoil.

What?

Oh.

Damn.

lol...and finally, someone posts it!

 

[Danimal]

**** this thread. none of your are going to be porn stars. If you do become one, ask for forgivness from GOD.

You just sinned.

Also, you'd be surprised what you find on the internet. People in my WoW guild have told me stories about how they traded Pharmacy-Drugs to someone that works at Blizzard for free gametime!

 

[Dog--]

Steve Stifler in "Raiders of the large Ass."
also appearing in
- shaving ryans privates
- Lord of Her Rings
- King dong
- Halflife3; Half erect
- Counterstrike; Sauce

and appearing in- your girlfriend.

lol :cheese:

I got another one: In Diana Jones: Temple of Poon (Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom)

lol, that always cracks me up!