If you were a porn star what would you name yourself?

[Lucid]

Bunny Wang.
or...
Pr0n *.

 

[Yuri]

Chip Downstead.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

Big Ben.

cuz my name is Ben, and I have a giant c*ck! get it? hahahahah!

 

[AntiAnto]

"Whatty Already?"

 

[Que-Ever]

"Whatty Already?"

Betty sounds better... but you're not a girl, so it doesn't work

 

[AntiAnto]

Betty sounds better... but you're not a girl, so it doesn't work

Am I not?

 

[Muffin Man]

Am I not?

o cose u aint foo, der are no girlz on teh interwebz

 

[AntiAnto]

o cose u aint foo, der are no girlz on teh interwebz

Not since my operation.

 

[Que-Ever]

Not since my operation.

eekies.

 

[Iced_Eagle]

George Bush

 

[Que-Ever]

George Bush

Your screen name is already pretty pornographic :O

 

[Vigilante]

Passion

 

[Raziaar]

Rock Solid.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Your porn star name should be
First- The streetname you grew up on
Last- your middle name.

My porno name is "Colorado Patrick"

Makes me sound like a lumberjack.

 

[sinkoman]

"The 15th Pen"

"Pen is Stuck

EDIT: According to rakurai, I would either be...

"Peter Kekoa"

"Peter Mata"

"Wailua Kekoa"

"Wailua Mata"

Last one has a nice ring to it

 

[Vigilante]

Your porn star name should be
First- The streetname you grew up on
Last- your middle name.

My porno name is "Colorado Patrick"

Makes me sound like a lumberjack.

I'd be Seneca Patrick (pretty good pornstar name, actually)

 

[Raziaar]

Your porn star name should be
First- The streetname you grew up on
Last- your middle name.

My porno name is "Colorado Patrick"

Makes me sound like a lumberjack.

Mine would be Marcus Alexander.

 

[Steven]

theSteven is not a porn name. If I was a porn star I'd be called Star Wars Episode Five: The Penis Strikes Back.

 

[Jintor]

Chad Sexington.

Alternatively, according to Rakurai, i'd be Russel Yew.

 

[Naudian]

King Woodcock the 69th

meh...


OR if I was fat...

Big john.

 

[Anthraxxx]

I'm asian... so Charlie in teh bushes? Azn Invazn? The Slant-eyed terror?

 

[Ikerous]

"Munro" ftw!

 

[Dr. Freeman]

"Munro" ftw!

oh yeah...we knew that one was coming
im surprised nobody picked Duke Nukem...lol

 

[sinkoman]

oh yeah...we knew that one was coming
im surprised nobody picked Duke Nukem...lol

Boot Foock'em

 

[Naudian]

I'm asian... so Charlie in teh bushes? Azn Invazn? The Slant-eyed terror?

How about something with "wang" in it...

 

[DigiQ8]

Fabolouso...

 

[Sulkdodds]

Sigmund Freud?

'The Walking Orgasm' is a good name.

 

[Shakermaker]

Your porn star name should be
First- The streetname you grew up on
Last- your middle name.

My porno name is "Colorado Patrick"

Makes me sound like a lumberjack.

In that case my name would be Dooza Hank. Sounds pretty cool.

I'm asian... so Charlie in teh bushes? Azn Invazn? The Slant-eyed terror?

Victor Charlie?

 

[Boogymanx]

Cock and bawl.

 

[the_rebel_medic]

Hmm, Fatty Boombar
Cos I'm fat

 

[HunterSeeker]

Immovable Rod

 

[Gorgon]

Mr.Pussy-MAN

 

[Blackghost905]

lol I would make a group, name one guy S, then next guy T, and the last guy D.

 

[Jangle]

According to Rakurai, I'd be Turnberry James.

Sounds like a serial killer...

 

[Unfocused]

I'd name myself Last One In.

 

[Insano]

Santa Clauss

 

[el Chi]

I would call myself Dalamari and wear a big apple mask and rape fat women

Best. Porno. Ever.
Except...

Is there a porn film called In Diana Jones? I've always thought that'd have so much potential as a series.
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Womb
In Diana Jones and the Arse Crusade
In Diana Jones and the... Erm... I'm not sure how to make a good pun on that one.

 

[kirovman]

Jacobite Squires.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Best. Porno. Ever.
Except...

Is there a porn film called In Diana Jones? I've always thought that'd have so much potential as a series.
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Womb
In Diana Jones and the Arse Crusade
In Diana Jones and the... Erm... I'm not sure how to make a good pun on that one.

Raiders of the lost suck

Mine would be Dodgy Dynamite

 

[CptStern]

Buck Naked