If you were stranded on a destert island...

CrazyHarij said:
Crushenator will be my pal since robots don't talk against you and they don't have any risk of PMS or emotional problems.
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You seen futurama? bender has issues... :p
 
1. A radio
2. The woman of my dreams
3. A gun with one bullet :p (So i could shoot the radio..)
 
Why a communist flag? :D For you to wave it around for the sharks to see? :p
 
CREMATOR666 said:
Why a communist flag? :D For you to wave it around for the sharks to see? :p
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So he can make "In soviet russia" jokes..
 
In Soviet Russia... Flags make jokes!


Oh, wait. :|
 
CREMATOR666 said:
I dont get it....:|
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Its an internet joke... similar to "all your base are belong to us"

Came from a series of quotes from a Russian cold war comic writer, Yakov Smirnoff
# In Russia is freedom of speech. In America is also freedom after speech. -- Yakov Smirnoff
# In America, you watch television. In Soviet Union, television watches you.
# In America, you check books out of library. In Soviet Union, library checks you out.
# In California, you can always find a party. In Russia, The Party can always find you. -- Yakov Smirnoff
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Note the television one.
http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?InSovietRussia

EDIT: The correct term for the joke is a "meme" -a social phenomenon.
(eg star wars kid, emoticons)
 
In soviet russia..."in soviet russia" jokes make fun of you....


...or somethin.
 
bliink said:
Its an internet joke... similar to "all your base are belong to us"

Came from a series of quotes from a Russian cold war comic writer, Yakov Smirnoff


Note the television one.
http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?InSovietRussia

EDIT: The correct term for the joke is a "meme" -a social phenomenon.
(eg star wars kid, emoticons)
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Now I get it. :D
 
1. a missle silo containing 3000 thermonuclear devices

2. a nuclear reactor

3. a laptop with 80gb of ram and 8000tb of drivespace

its harrd to write with me pda
 
Too much RAM can slow down your computer.
 
A couple of Alienwares that can update the hardrive by internet.
Unlimited amount of games waiting to be saved from the internet to my computer.
A self desined room.
A restroom(No one wanted that *_*)
A hot chick ^_^.
 
1.Sue Lawley
2. A boat
3. Sue Lawley's Favourite records and her luxury item.

"See how you like being stranded on a desert island, bitch! Muwahahaha!"
<Sails off into distance leaving Lawley stranded forever>

I realise that'll mean f*ck all to you if you're not British. Also, I have nothing whatsoever against Sue, I just like the mild irony of the situation.
 
ray_MAN said:
It's been a while... If you were stranded on a desert island, name 3 things that you would love to have with you.
1) A really high quality computer. :)
2) A fast internet connection to go with that computer. :E
3) A huge library of books! :D
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I think you'd need some electricity too.
 
1. A sheepskin jacket
2. A pencil sharpener
3. A bottle of absinthe

seriously i would want (if i was stranded....not items to help off island)

1. solar powered electronic dukebox with a 1 TB hard drive, all the best songs in the world.
2. An osmosis pump, so i can make fresh water from the sea (desert island)
3. A loaded revolver, use it to commit suicide if i felt i should, or shoot monkeys with it
 
1. a cryo-tube with a computer link up
2.the matrix
3.half-life 2

MUHAHAHAA now i can sit in my cryo-tube, never again to feel the ravages of time as i play on the most realistic game ever conceived!!!


BWUHAHAHAHA!!!!! :eek:
 
1. The rest of the world squeezed into a marble, and a couple of other marbles I could play with.

2. Some giant green men.

3. A female friend of mine ^_-
 
JunkieXL said:
1. The rest of the world squeezed into a marble, and a couple of other marbles I could play with.

2. Some giant green men.

3. A female friend of mine ^_-
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Replace number one with a camcorder and I'm for it.
 
i would be fu.cked

so death by snoo snoo :p

Yeah u know Futurama is the best!!
 
JunkieXL said:
1. The rest of the world squeezed into a marble, and a couple of other marbles I could play with.

2. Some giant green men.

3. A female friend of mine ^_-
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What would you do with the giant green men?

1. A beautiful lady to keep me company.
2. A "How to survive on a desert island with just a beautiful lady and a enough food to last a life time" book
3. Enough food to last a life time.
 
1. Someone Interesting
2. Rain coat
3. Knife

I really must laugh at the amount of people around here who would'nt know how to make a shelter, get food, hunt skin and cook your own rabit. Shocking, all these people plan on bringing a computer, yet no ones yet to think of bringing power to make the computer run. I think the best idea was the airport.

Maybe I am being too much of a know it all camping nerd (as in camping without anything but items listed ^.^) Dont mind me. If we are talking silly, I'd bring burnzie and BadHat, maybe get them to fight to the death for my entertainment.
 
Ritz said:
1. Someone Interesting
2. Rain coat
3. Knife

I really must laugh at the amount of people around here who would'nt know how to make a shelter, get food, hunt skin and cook your own rabit. Shocking, all these people plan on bringing a computer, yet no ones yet to think of bringing power to make the computer run. I think the best idea was the airport.

Maybe I am being too much of a know it all camping nerd (as in camping without anything but items listed ^.^) Dont mind me. If we are talking silly, I'd bring burnzie and BadHat, maybe get them to fight to the death for my entertainment.
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If i was stranded on/in a island, forest, jungle, arctic, desert....i would survive well....i love practicing survival skills, test myself quite harshly sometimes...the last time i had to keep myself warm in -5c temperature with windchill down to -10 with little but the light clothes i stood in, it warmed up a little in the night and rained harder than i have ever seen, souded like thunder in the trees, but i stayed warm and dry in my moss and bracken shelter :)
Had to collect water from snow, melt it and i found a nice stream boiled it was quite nice.

A few pheasants/wood pidgeon or rabbits caught on the end of a spear keep you going :p
 
Ritz said:
1. Someone Interesting
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I think you're one of the first people to say that. So many people have said "A hawt laydeee" or words to that effect. What if she's boring and/or a complete bitch? And what if she doesn't want to shag you? That leaves your options as either rape or watching her from the shrubs and, well, y'know...
 
1. The planet Earth
2. My own house, including a self-powered "everything" generator which generates things such as water, food, electricity, gas, a personal Internet Service Provider, household pets, massive amounts of dust, etc.
3. Money
 
A boat
A dummy which talks and insults you
A cannon with unlimited cannonballs

I would keep the dummy on the island insulting me then when he starts to piss me i would put him on the boat and shoot him with the cannon or i will prolly end up shootin the boat as i have never shot a cannon before all the time the dummy would be insulting me.
 
1. chiX0r
2. chiX0r
3. Condoms -- because otherwise: paternity suits!
 
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