If you were stranded on a destert island...

[ray_MAN]

It's been a while... If you were stranded on a desert island, name 3 things that you would love to have with you.
1) A really high quality computer.
2) A fast internet connection to go with that computer. :E
3) A huge library of books!

 

[The Dark Elf]

a boat with an engine or oars. or sunblock. oh and food obviously

 

[Ames]

the rest of the world..except for the whiners, bigots, idiots, retards, rednecks, racists, etc.

teehee.

edit: along with all the computers and dirt and trees and stuff

edit2: and I shall call it 'The Hangout' for lack of a better name.

edit3: Mini-earth?

edit4: that's only one thing though...hmmm

 

[joule]

It's been a while... If you were stranded on a desert island, name 3 things that you would love to have with you.
1) A really high quality computer.
2) A fast internet connection to go with that computer. :E
3) A huge library of books!

Why would you want a "huge library of books", when you have the beloved internet?

My 3 things:
1) Lifetime supply of food and water
2) High-end computer with fast internet connection and Half-Life 2 installed
3) A boat with a fishing pole

 

[burnzie]

Angelina jolie...


...ohh and some food and shelter i guess.

 

[Murray_H]

I would want a gun, a bullet, and a horeshoe.

rofl - not a whore's shoe, a horseshoe

 

[Killing2Live]

You guys gotta be kidding me, I would bring my girlfriend, or heck the whole playboy mansion. Then maybe a computer and lots of hot pockets.

Edit: Burnzie beat me to it, but a girl is a must.

 

[SubKamran]

Lol, lamers...

1) A satellite phone that works
2) A shelter of some sort
3) A international phone book

Heh, I get off the island before you guys do,

 

[Sui]

1) A conch.
2) Some stranded school kids.
3) a mountain and some boars to set the scene.

Then we'd see whether modern day would be different to the 50s. Hopefully we would be able to stick to a democracy.

What character are YOU?

 

[Ames]

The Gilligan's Island castmembers! ...except for Gilligan, that retard screws up everything...

 

[bliink]

1)GPS beacon
2)Tent
3)"Survival kit" that contains hundreds of items, allowing me to circumvent the silly 3 item limit

anyway, with a gps beacon, it'd be within about 16 hours before you were rescued

 

[burnzie]

yeah what a newb.

ohh id bring an airport.

 

[bliink]

The Gilligan's Island castmembers! ...except for Gilligan, that retard screws up everything...

I'm sure, in reality, they would have killed & eaten gilligan..

 

[Zeus]

Weights
Food
Water

A computer won't do any good on an island with no power

GPS beacon eh? What are the chances of having one of those in your house when the evil genious (surrounded by personal bodyguards) gives
you 5 minutes to get 3 things before he drops you off on the island.

 

[bliink]

GPS beacon eh? What are the chances of having one of those in your house when the evil genious (surrounded by personal bodyguards) gives
you 5 minutes to get 3 things before he drops you off on the island.

Ohh.. pretty good..
* Pats large crate marked: "Island choice event"

 

[Ames]

Ohh.. pretty good..
* Pats large crate marked: "Island choice event"

/me steals it

My my, what a predicament we have here.

*pets cat*

 

[bliink]

/me steals it

My my, what a predicament we have here.

*pets cat*

bah..
* Pats spare crate(s)
haha :E
* Opens huge warehouse full of crates

Yes thats right! I live in stalkyard!

 

[burnzie]

Ohhh can i have one

 

[Ames]

bah..
* Pats spare crate(s)
haha :E
* Opens huge warehouse full of crates

Yes thats right! I live in stalkyard!

You can only bring three things.

Owned by rules.....?

edit:

Ohhh can i have one

too bad

*blows up warehouse*

 

[burnzie]

NOOOOOOOOOOO bliink was in there strokeing those crates!

Heartless bastard!

;(

 

[Zeus]

Hmm, Burnzie, I guess you'll have to fill in as a moderator now

 

[Ames]

Hmm, Burnzie, I guess you'll have to fill in as a moderator now

The fonz tied down by rules?....not in his lifetime.

edit: get back on-topic.....

edit2: already killed bliink and stopped burnzie with my imu army..what more could there be?

 

[Zeus]

Hmm I'm still alive.....but we could join forces and take over halflife2.net

do you accept my proposal? or will we have to settle this in a lightsaber duel?

 

[Ames]

Hmm I'm still alive.....but we could join forces and take over halflife2.net

do you accept my proposal? or will we have to settle this in a lightsaber duel?

tsktsk, you only brought weights, food, and water to the island, whilst I brought the finest people in the world...and the Gilligan's Island castmembers.

 

[Korgoth]

1) a volleyball
2) an ice skate
3) an island (think about it, what a paradox that would be, then I could have three more items!)

 

[dream431ca]

AC/DC Highway to Hell...only thing I need.

 

[Blakeb155]

1. A hot chick.
2. A kick arse computer with fast internet.
3. Everlasting amount of food and water(or beer).

What more is there to want in life? :cheers:

 

[f|uke]

Come on, computers and books? A few of you have got it right by including girls.

I'll take two bisexual nympho babes and a solar powered iPod

 

[BlackDahlia]

1. Plenty of food & supplies
2. a GPS
3. a working power-efficient boat...so long, suckers! :thumbs:

 

[CREMATOR666]

1.) Genie and his 3 wishes
2.) Real-life console cheats (god mode, etc.)
3.) An internet connection :cheese:

 

[bliink]

1) a boat with engines that have 200% fuel efficiency! (thats especially impossible!)

 

[Danimal]

1) Biozemininades

2) A way home

3) Diplomatic immunity

 

[CREMATOR666]

Why diplomatic immunity? :O

 

[burnzie]

1. Rubber Band
2. Paperclip
3. Ballpoint pen

yes thats right... i'm magiver

 

[Danimal]

Why diplomatic immunity? :O

So I can break the law and get away with it... Well, according to Dilbert it is.

*Dogbert walks into a mud mound to rob it, he walks into two guards*

Guard 1: Stop! Or we will shoot you.

Dogbert: *Shows diplomatic immunity* Give me your machinegun...

*gaurd 2 gives Dogbert his machinegun*

Dogbert: Now, dance!

*shoots ground underneath guard's feet*

 

[CrazyHarij]

Burnzie, Crushenator and Bad^Hat. That way I'll have company, something to eat and some sweet lovin' when I'm out there.

 

[Lemonking]

a blanket, a bed and my Sony MD Player

 

[burnzie]

Burnzie, Crushenator and Bad^Hat. That way I'll have company, something to eat and some sweet lovin' when I'm out there.

But which ones which?! :O


*creepy twilight zone music fills the air*

 

[CREMATOR666]

Burnzie, Crushenator and Bad^Hat. That way I'll have company, something to eat and some sweet lovin' when I'm out there.

Cannibalism.....hmmmm

 

[CrazyHarij]

But which ones which?! :O


*creepy twilight zone music fills the air*

Bad^Hat tastes bad, you can't eat a robot, and burnzie obviously burns well = You'll be my breakfast, son.

Burnzie's already eaten, and you can't have sex with a robot so BadHat will provide the lovin' with his.. "Big^Hat".

Crushenator will be my pal since robots don't talk against you and they don't have any risk of PMS or emotional problems.