Illegal Actions Amnesty Thread

[Nat Turner]

To show you can, of course. Why else steal stuff? unless you really need it. And you do NOT really need a school computer. Ever.

The computers at my high school were capable of playing Halo for PC...

 

[NotATool]

Assault

Fights with fist
Fights with blunt objects
Fights with sharp objects
Fights, Fights and more Fights...

At 14 years old?

 

[evil^milk]

Could be. I know a guy since he was like, 7, and he used to tell me, "Ugh. I'm going to my other friend's house to steal."

 

[The Brick]

I wish Lemonking was still here to post in this thread.

 

[15357]

I pirated a game.
Walking without signal.

Yeah, thats the only illegal things I have ever done. I actually enforce the rules and regulations at my school, so that may not matter.

 

[Jintor]

Piracy.

Jaywalking : )

 

[Raziaar]

I've pirated before...


Yes, land lubbers, I have sailed aboard a wooden ship with my peg legged companions, plundering and pillaging as we pleased. Occasionally we would even host plank walking competitions, to see who could make our victims jump the fastest into the shark infested waters below.

 

[15357]

Didn't the navy come and get you?

arrested for Obstruction of Justice, assualting police officer in US (24)

WOW. :O

Thats like 24 * 3 = 72 years in prison.


Which must mean that you are over 300 years old.

 

[Steven]

Piracy
underage drinking
mucking around in construction sites (pissing on the walls)
shoplifting
pickpocketing
vandalism
setting a car on fire
starting sevral small controlled fire's
tresspassing on other people's property
throwing stuff such as tyres into strangers bakyards (I was drunk)
assaulting people from school on the bus

Yeah... I diden't think I broke the law that much.

 

[Danimal]

ever had a glass of wine and drove an hour later? if so, you're drunk enough to be arrested. It only takes a blood alcohol level of .08 to be arrested for drinking and driving (in canada) which amounts to about a single drink of spirits or a pint of beer

In Australia the limit is 0.00. Litteraly.

 

[Steven]

:| ... no it's 0.05

The computers at my school can play COD 2 BTW

 

[Danimal]

It's 0.00 over here! Yarr!

 

[Steven]

Wow that's pretty gay.

 

[Danimal]

Yeah, we also don't have Preschool, don't have Daylight Savings. We also throw ducks at balloons, nothing is the way it seems...

*Twilight Theme*

 

[venturon]

All the sunlight messes with your brains. Get some real weather into you--come to Melbourne.

Also, Larry is a gay name for a cyclone.

 

[Steven]

Yeah, we also don't have Preschool, don't have Daylight Savings. We also throw ducks at balloons, nothing is the way it seems...

*Twilight Theme*

Silly goose.

 

[Danimal]

All the sunlight messes with your brains. Get some real weather into you--come to Melbourne.

Also, Larry is a gay name for a cyclone.

It may be gay, but it caused alot of damage. :|

 

[Jintor]

Haha. Cyclone DEVASTATOR.

Now that's a cyclone name.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Haha. Cyclone DEVASTATOR.

Now that's a cyclone name.

You legend.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[CptStern]

In Australia the limit is 0.00. Litteraly.

zero tolerance? really? wow that's strict ..not that I drink and drive or condone it

I wish Lemonking was still here to post in this thread.

he sent me an email asking me to post this:


"Dear Friends at Mr Friendlies place, friendly friendlies Hl2.net:

I love you friendlies! please give CptStern Monies because he is friendly" - Supertrooper


oops wrong letter


here it is:


"Dear Hl2.net

Crimes that I have committed:

I made mods mad at me
mods said I committed crime again "reason" ..but I gave them no reason to ban me as there are muslims in this world
I love kerberos

- signed Lemontuna"




disclaimer: the above may or may not of happened. This made me do it

 

[K e r b e r o s]

"Dear Hl2.net

Crimes that I have committed:

I made mods mad at me
mods said I committed crime again "reason" ..but I gave them no reason to ban me as there are muslims in this world
I love kerberos

- signed Lemontuna"

Hey! My name! Its in there! Wooo!!

 

[Dog--]

At 14 years old?

I fight alot, acually, just other 14-16 year olds though.
My school has boxing matches at the pizza place near it.

And about the computers, my school was throwing them away in a few days, so I just took one (This was back when I had a shit machine computer myself, the one I took was better.)

 

[OvA]

See I don't care if you steal from corporations... but gamers!? <gasp> I'll murder you, you bastard!

<stabs a Knife into OvA's abdomen>

Not so much gamers as outlandishly stupid 12 year olds.

 

[Vegeta897]

:| ... no it's 0.05

The computers at my school can play COD 2 BTW

Woah, did my eyes decieve me or did your post say HALO PC before?

 

[Nat Turner]

Woah, did my eyes decieve me or did your post say HALO PC before?

that was my post!!

 

[Vegeta897]

that was my post!!

Damnit, I knew something was going on

 

[Narcolepsy]

I've never committed a real crime, that I can think of anyway. (I'm not counting some lightweight music piracy.) It just seems like a stupid thing to do - to me, it's all about weighing up the enjoyment of doing it vs. the bad that could come of it. And so far, the bad has always outweighed the good. (It helps, though, that I'm strictly anti-drug and don't drink alcohol.)

Honestly, I often wonder why I seem to be the only guy my age who feels this way. The whole teenage rebellious streak thing is so pointless.

 

[Nat Turner]

I've never committed a real crime, that I can think of anyway. (I'm not counting some lightweight music piracy.) It just seems like a stupid thing to do - to me, it's all about weighing up the enjoyment of doing it vs. the bad that could come of it. And so far, the bad has always outweighed the good. (It helps, though, that I'm strictly anti-drug and don't drink alcohol.)

Honestly, I often wonder why I seem to be the only guy my age who feels this way. The whole teenage rebellious streak thing is so pointless.

I was just going a bit crazy by the end of high school. :rolling:

 

[Vegeta897]

Honestly, I often wonder why I seem to be the only guy my age who feels this way. The whole teenage rebellious streak thing is so pointless.

If you are referring to people of 16-18 years or around there, you are not alone.

 

[Qonfused]

If you are referring to people of 16-18 years or around there, you are not alone.

Yep.

 

[Narcolepsy]

If you are referring to people of 16-18 years or around there, you are not alone.

Yeah, I'm 18. Good to know.

 

[Nat Turner]

Next time if I do anything illegal, it'll be for profitable reasons. But right now the legal approach in life is working out very well for me (parents paying for college, might get a 4.0 this semester with 17 credits, etc.), so I doubt I'll have to go there.

 

[Adidajs]

- piracy.
- yeah i've had a couple of drinks and then drove.
- stole a piece of gum when i was about 7. Bubblicious, i think it was watermelon
- in high school, driving around in the back of my friend's truck and throwing shit at oncoming traffic (waterballoons, etc, nothing hard)
- harrassing and chasing people after their proms, get pulled over by the cops when the people called. I remember one couple we saw driving in their prom outfits on the highway. In my friend's Ford Expedition, and 5 guys yelling and making gestures out the window, we would make circles around the car. They turned off on a country road and sped over 100mph. We gave up. Later we checked out where they drove off and saw a really gnarly bend in the road. hopefully they knew about that.
-stealing traffic cones.

have never been arrested.

 

[Greatgat]

Let's see...

Criminal Trespassing on government property (I had TWO guns pointed at me! Whee!).
Drugs too numerous to count (but I'm done with that stuff now).
Fleeing after breaking curfew (my sister got caught and turned me in. NARC...)
Drunk driving (no bueno)
Public Intoxication

That's all I can remember fo now. Hello my fellow criminals!

 

[Raziaar]

You guys have all heard my story about being suspected of being part of an organized bank robbing group.

Got pulled over by like 8 police cars and one suv, with shotguns and pistols pointed at the vehicle.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

You guys have all heard my story about being suspected of being part of an organized bank robbing group.

Got pulled over by like 8 police cars and one suv, with shotguns and pistols pointed at the vehicle.

That's not an illegal activity that's mistaken identity!

 

[Que-Ever]

Honestly, I often wonder why I seem to be the only guy my age who feels this way. The whole teenage rebellious streak thing is so pointless.

Yeah. I like my parents. I respect them. Why the hell would I want to rebel? They give me shit that I don't have to pay for.

 

[Raziaar]

That's not an illegal activity that's mistaken identity!

I know that... But it was worth mentioning anyways.

Woulda been much cooler if i'd been shot in a non vital area, and could of sued!

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Honestly, I often wonder why I seem to be the only guy my age who feels this way. The whole teenage rebellious streak thing is so pointless.

Eh I don't really know how many of the crimes listed here are part of a rebellion streak. I know my parents and such are certainly wonderful- the things I listed just are illegal things I've done. I don't do anything to spite anyone in authority just for the sake of it and I don't know if anyone else does either.

 

[JNightshade]

Yeah, I love my parents. I mean, they're very up-to-date, they're understanding, and they don't keep a tight leash on me. In return, I do my work and try to be as responsible as possible. I've never done anything to "rebel"... just for fun