I'm An Idiot

I bought a combination lock for my locker at work, I threw away the combination code on the back; "meh, I'll never forget it"

.....I forgot it. I don't know what to do now, gonna have to get a hacksaw or something. Luckily there's nothing in there, but when I quit there's no way I could in good conscience leave it there. It would be there for years.

Also I've done stupid things like putting juice on my cereal on a few occasions. Man that sucks. Even a tiny bit of juice can ruin a whole bowl.

Yesterday seemed like a good day though, I can't recall doing anything stupid.
 
Hectic Glenn said:
I remember i needed a piss once and I went to the kitchen and pushed my foot on the peddle bin to open the lid, then stood there and thought to myself 'This isn't the toilet'. Thank god I didn't go any further, I really wasn't thinking :(
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I was about to do something like that at the tea-kitchen at work.
 
In spanish class some time ago i were to describe a friend to the class, i was confused and asked "i dont get it...should i make someone up?" and the teacher said "well dont you have any friends?" and everyone started laughing :( i didnt mean it that way, i was just tierd and confused.
 
Stigmata said:
During my first week of college, about two months ago, I had to make the transition from walking straight to my highschool, to bussing for about 15 minutes. So on the Thursday, I start walking to the bus stop, which was along my old highschool route, and I get to the bus stop. I watch my bus approach, then think "WTF am I doing?" So I walk to my high school. I get there, walk indoors, pause, turn around, and walk right out, back towards the bus stop.

So I keep walking, and end up at the wrong bus stop without really thinking - the stop for the bus that takes me to the mall. So I get on THAT bus, ride all the way up to the mall for about 25 minutes, get there, walk to EB Games, set foot in the store, and immediately remember "Shit... School!"

I walk back outside and bus back to where I started. Then I walk home. I go upstairs, drop my bags off, and sit down at the computer. As I load up Diablo 2, I look at the clock and realize that I have a class right now. So I shut my computer back down, and go back to my first bus stop, and finally make it to college.

By the time I get there, I only have one class left, and it's cancelled because the prof is sick.
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I'm sure Jesus loves you ;)
 
I once, in my elementary years, without thinking, threw a glass bottle into the air. It hit a car, and smashed its windows.


Needless to say, I didn't get any allowance for a few months.
 
My last "idiot" incident happened less than an hour ago, actually. The mail had just arrived, and I was out getting it, and my neighbor's dog started yelping at me. I turned around and shouted "Shut the **** up" to it. Then I hear a "hi, michael..." and it turns out to be my neighbor (who, may I add, is a preacher).

I just sort of awkwardly glanced at him and said "hi..uh, yeah, I was talking to the dog, sorry."

And that was that.
 
I once closed a freezer door in a supermarket on an old person's head.
 
15357 said:
I once, in my elementary years, without thinking, threw a glass bottle into the air. It hit a car, and smashed its windows.
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Oh my godz teh northern agitator! To the re-education centre with him!
 
Grizly bear pepper spray in my classroom at lunch time...bugger me that was fun but the conciquences were mega bad (though i actually got all As in my exams after that event, so it helped haha).
 
I put my cat in a pillow cover thing and swung her on my bed. It was so funny.
 
One time, I got high for the first time and posted a thread about it on halflife2.net

LOL :D
 
I'm too lazy to type it again so I'm just gonna post it from a AIM convo I had.

dbzakj: Another thing I did, which is one of those "you miss it after it's gone but like 'meh whatever' when its around"
dbzakj: I uninstalled CS 1.6 from my laptop
dbzakj: cuz i was like, haha **** you old shit
dbzakj: then I saw the wcg tournament in Italy, and I was like oh shit gotta pwn some noobs with shitty graphix !
Xx S432 xX: lol
 
One time I put an aluminum soda can in the Plastics recycle bin. I was so embarrassed.:O
 
Once time I hit preview post instead of just post. I was so embarrassed :O
 
I rarely do stupid things. Once I misjudged the strength of a flourescent strip light in the kitchen whilst swinging a roll of kitchen paper at a wasp that was taking refuge behind it. That was kinda stupid, and painful. Those damn wasps are too smart.
 
My brother put a fish finger in the microwave for 10 minutes and it went asplodey. Can't think of anything stupid for me right now... and there's lots of stuff >_>
 
Bad^Hat said:
My brother put a fish finger in the microwave for 10 minutes and it went asplodey. Can't think of anything stupid for me right now... and there's lots of stuff >_>
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:LOL:

Last night, I was playing Halo 2 with acepilotf14 on XBL, and it was a one on one Snipers match on Coagulation. We were talking about our game libraries, and he was listing off his games (trailing off with an "umm..."), so I said to myself "Okay, what's taking him so long?" I look around the map for him, and I see him on a cliff running around, but I don't shoot him because I think to myself "Ohhh, he's just running around looking for more games in case he forgot any."
 
I pick up random things, play with them, and put them down in random places around the house without realizing what I have done. I have grabbed a broom, taken it apart, and spread it around the house. I really need to break that habit.
 
About a month ago, I was having dinner at my college cafeteria dealy, and they give you ceramic plates instead of paper or styrofoam or small boxes or what have you. So I finish eating, but there's still a bit left, so I think "Okay, I'll just throw this food out... and I'll put this plate in the garbage too, no sense leaving it on the table."

So. I walk over, but instead of putting the food in the garbage, I put it in a recycling bin used exclusively for pop cans. I then proceed to do a "dramatic" disposal of my "disposable" ceramic plate, so I lift it high above my head and drop it onto the small hole for pop cans. It shatters EVERYWHERE, makes tons of noise, and the caf lady who cleans up the tables turns around and stares at me from across the cafeteria. I stand there frozen for about ten seconds, then slowly crouch down, pick up the large pieces of plate that are now on the floor, walk over to the garbage, throw the plate out, and walk out without saying a word.
 
i took the bottle caps of 11 beers off with my mouth because i lost beer opener. only to realize on the last one they were twist offs
 
That's too awesome, Stig. How did you not notice it was the recycling bin, and why did you throw out a ceramic plate?
 
Revisedsoul said:
i took the bottle caps of 11 beers off with my mouth because i lost beer opener. only to realize on the last one they were twist offs
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:LOL: Smooth.

Veggies: I think my "all cutlery and plates in the caf are disposable" assumption took precedence over my "these particular plates are not disposable" observation.

And I think I chose the recycling bin because it was round, and it's easier to get garbage into the open-top cans rather than the ones with the plastic panel doors on them (can-slot top notwithstanding :p)
 
Not really something I did as such, but looking back it seems pretty stupid. I was having a tour of high schools I might want to go to, and looking around one (I just happened to end up going to) we were shown around the science labs. In one room we spent some time in, there was this giant balloon, fully inflated and just sitting in the corner of the room, and I found myself absolutely terrified by it. I thought that, were it to pop at any moment (and at the time it seemed like a very distinct possibility), the resulting explosion would doubtless render the entire room completely deaf! :O

Of course, it didn't, and it wouldn't (right?). But at the time I was totally transfixed... I kept thinking "why isn't anybody else afraid, are they that ignorant to their impending doom?!" o_O
 
Ive done way too many stupid things!

For example, I decided to take a swim in the fountain of my uni, in DECEMBER, at 3am, when it was -5c. Let me tell you this: ITS ****ING COLD SO DONT EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
 
I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night because my bladder was screaming in agony. I just stand in front of the toilet and let it run freely. But I didn't notice my erection, so I peed all over myself.
The worst thing was that I didn't realize until after 6 seconds or so, and my face was completely smothered in urine. D:

Took a bath after that :p
 
Beerdude26 said:
I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night because my bladder was screaming in agony. I just stand in front of the toilet and let it run freely. But I didn't notice my erection, so I peed all over myself.
The worst thing was that I didn't realize until after 6 seconds or so, and my face was completely smothered in urine. D:

Took a bath after that :p
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LOL!

Erection + urge to pee ftl.
 
Once I was making some cups of tea, and I went to get a teaspoon to stir them, but instead took out a fork. I almost put it in, then looked at my sister who was all like "wtf".
 
I got in trouble in grade 1 once when I lost a toy at lunch break and asked the teacher if a friend and I could go outside and look for it.

We were actually looking for it, but we decided to look on top of the junglejim, and why would we jump off when we could take the slide? That would be silly. So some teacher saw us and told our teacher. Apparently we were out there for about half an hour. She made fools of us in front of the class :(

She died of cancer a few years ago, strangely enough.
 
Baal said:
I got in trouble in grade 1 once when I lost a toy at lunch break and asked the teacher if a friend and I could go outside and look for it.

We were actually looking for it, but we decided to look on top of the junglejim, and why would we jump off when we could take the slide? That would be silly. So some teacher saw us and told our teacher. Apparently we were out there for about half an hour. She made fools of us in front of the class :(

She died of cancer a few years ago, strangely enough.
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ROFLROFLROFLROFL

funny in and of itself, but that last line killed me
 
Once, in like second grade, it was raining. Really bad. It was recess, and i didn't want to go in. I was one of those kids who liked to flaunt authority, not to mention I was pretty competetive.So I was like, "I'll get wetter than all y'all!" and just stayed outside until my clothes were soaked down to the skin. Somehow, I got caught, and my mom was called. Or I might not even have been called, I htink I just went into class, soaking wet, and asking if I ould call my mom to bring me some new clothes.

While I waited in the office, I was put in the sick room. I had this ball of foil I guess had had a sandwich in it. I was tossing it up and down and cathing it, you know. The principal walked by, and goes, "You don't look very sick," and I was like, "I'm not sick, my mom's just bringing me new clothes because I'm wet."
 
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