I'm freaking out over bed bugs!

[Pesmerga]

Likely the memory stick on his digital camera.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Pissmerga is the closest without going over.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

You photographed your penis and posted it on an online forum. Congratulations.

 

[taviow]

The spider is a nice touch.

 

[Vegeta897]

Find it hard to believe that's his... odd image URL.

And if it was his, it'd be an illegal photograph. Child porn, essentially.

 

[Que-Ever]

That is not willie's willy, he is a lying bastard.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I don't even have a penis.

 

[Que-Ever]

It's true, I've seen it. Or I've seen not it.

 

[Raziaar]