i'm now officially the most "macho"!

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i just shaved my entire face without any shaving gel or warm water, of one weeks long hair (at least 3mm long) and an used BIC razor. with just one tiny almost invisible cut.





it did hurt like hell, and the itching is unbearable, but i laugh in your girly tender faces!! HA :(
:cheers:
 
/waits for short recoil

Do you wear a coat?

Do you drink a gallon of milk a day?

The answer to the first question is yes and the answer to the second question is no, then I'm more macho than you. ^_^
 
Heh I had to do this once in a rush (totally ran out of foam/gel) so improvised and used a watered-down toothpaste solution, it worked like a charm. Bollox to doing it dry, that s**t's killer.
 
MiccyNarc said:
/waits for short recoil

Do you wear a coat?

Do you drink a gallon of milk a day?

The answer to the first question is yes and the answer to the second question is no, then I'm more macho than you. ^_^
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/hides in a dark corner in fear of short recoil


coat...as in a self made fur coat from a grizzly bear, killed with bare hands?
no

do i look like a storage tank?
no

shall we call it a draw?


Operational said:
You should have used butter ;).
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nah...there's better use for butter! :naughty:
 
I wipe my ass with sand paper. It really gets those stink nuggets dislodged from the fur.
 
Yeah you should of shaved it dry.

So what if you didn't use warm water? Cold water is refreshing for all those razor burns.
 
Raziaar said:
Yeah you should of shaved it dry.

So what if you didn't use warm water? Cold water is refreshing for all those razor burns.
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temporarily yes, but my face fells like in flames still! i'm going to bed and try to forget the pain.
 
I have never used gel or water in my life...

electric razors ftw.
 
Shaving a few days worth of hairgrowth with an electric razor makes me cry ;(
 
Try getting a perfectly smooth shave by pulling each individual hair out with your fingers after a full week. I am more macho than you.
 
Uhh, okay? I always shave bare.. I never use shaving cream or anything... I do splash water on my face though.
 
That's what I did D:

you should use the little clipper thing that flips up on the back.

Just DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS- blood... everywhere...
 
It's become apparent that the best synonym for macho is stupid.
^_^
 
Stupid? Hah! I'll show you! I'll drink this gallon of gasoline and then show you who's stupid.
 
Que-Ever said:
Stupid? Hah! I'll show you! I'll drink this gallon of gasoline and then show you who's stupid.
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Spit onto an open flame after you do that! Then swallow a flaming sword!
 
MiccyNarc said:
/waits for short recoil

Do you wear a coat?

Do you drink a gallon of milk a day?

The answer to the first question is yes and the answer to the second question is no, then I'm more macho than you. ^_^
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I want to answer this!

1. No, in fact I have only worn shorts and t-shirts so far since last winter.
2. Almost, I drink chocolate milk a lot.
 
2. Almost, I drink chocolate milk a lot.
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To bad he's talking about breast milk. Chocolate milk don't count.

I get about a gallon and a half of breast milk a day.
 
I don't shave. That's more macho.

Step off, ese! I'm locos!
 
ya, electric razors are as fun as going to the proctologist when you have a beard...
 
Danimal said:
I don't shave. That's more macho.
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QFT.... and just because I don't shave doesn't mean I'm biased :farmer:
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shaving pubes = no bleeding if you're not a n00b
 
pfft I shave with a trout, that I caught from the river with my bare hands.
 
Que-Ever said:
That's what I did D:

you should use the little clipper thing that flips up on the back.

Just DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS- blood... everywhere...
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yup...shaving balls is probably the toughest thing to do. especially if it's warm in your room. my recommendation....take a cold shower!
 
I dont see how this whole shaving thing is so painful. Its not rare for me not shave for a week and I always shave bare, its not irritating or painful at all.

And yes I am completly serious.
 
I don't see why on earth you'd want to shave your balls.... I like my balls just the way they are.

xD
 
Am I the only one that thinks it would be more manly just to go in, put on some foam and whip your beard off in 30seconds rather than spend half an hour in there... which is a rather girly amount of time :)
 
When I shave I usually rub broken glass and sharp rocks in my face. For aftershave I use freshly squeezed lemon juice. If it's been growing too long to shave it, then I'll usually just cut my face off.
 
My favorite part of this thread is when I'm browsing the off-topic and I see a thread with "Macho" at the end, and right below it "Emo" at the end.

Gotta love HL2.net
 
Shaving without any kind of stuff on your face is painful.

Therefore, I laugh at you.
 
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