Image Dump III

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Do they light the money on fire instead of candles?
 
enough comments and more pictures please. The comment vs pic ratio has reached critical levels..
 
The girl on the right has the longest arm ever!

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I'm confused. Her arm is pretty much the same length as the girl on the left. And quite average at that.

<confused>
 
how could you not tell its photo shopped?

funny none the less.

edit: Raziaar look at the arm behind there backs
 
veg, quit slacking and finish HL:FLC3. no more posting until you're done!:flame:
 
I loled cause they were wearing skintight Hotwheels suits...
 
Doesn't "I lol'd" always translate into "I just got hard"?
 
I know this is image dump but I don't want to make a whole thread just for this. I saw it on another forum.

There was a bus running during the night when it came to a bus stop. A bum came onto the bus and sat next this to nun. Immedietaly he asked the nun, "Will you have sex with me?". To which the nun replied, "Heaven's no." She than got off the bus at the next stop.

The bus driver turns to the bum and says that he knows how to have the nun sleep with the bum. The bum asks how to do so. The bus driver explains that every Tuesday night the nun goes to a cemetary and prays in front of this tombstone. If the bum goes to the nun at this time in a cloak covered with glowing powder she would surely believe its god. Than simply demand to have sex and she would oblige since she is a servant of God.

So Tuesday night comes and the bum is waiting in the cemetary with the cloak and glowing powder on. Just as the bus driver said, the nun comes and starts praying. The bum jumps out and says in a deep voice,

"Sister, I am your mighty all father and god. You will obey me"

"Oh my heavens, of course I will listen to your words Father", replies the nun.

"I demand you to have sex with me now", the bum says.

"Ok but can we please do anal so i may keep my virginity?"

"As you wish" says the bum.

So they have full on anal secks. After the secks the bum laughs and takes off his cloak and goes,

"HAHAHAHAA IM THE BUM"

























































Than the nun takes off her nun outfit and goes,

"HAHAHAHA IM THE BUS DRIVER."
 
lol, that joke is hilarious without the punchline too. I love things like that.
 
New thread required: Mental image dump.

Infact, I already have one of those stickied at the top of my mind, so just use that if you want.
 
Lol that joke's pretty ancient in Belgium :p
I'll see if I can find some good ones and translate them

EDIT: In the meanwhile, here is a self-made motivational poster:

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lol, this editor is about to be fired ..guess he's never been on the internets

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Geogaddi is Married To The Sea.
So I am, which makes us polygamists? Hot.
 
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