YROC
Formerly Hokey McSmokey
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That actually looks like a human heart. Wonder if it really is.
Hat-Trick: Launches a furry of hats at the target, causing them to lose half their current gold if hit.
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Delay(Ultimate): Causes all heroes to be unable to attack, level, use abilities, or move until he feels like it.
None of the news accounts we examined indicated that Attaway was injured, either while being subdued or afterwards. That bit appears to be pure invention on the part of the person who inserted the additional paragraph into the news account, thereby transforming it into a "Don't mess with the Marines" object lesson.
Try reading it again with your old man glasses on this time, Stern.the part about the suspect being beaten by marines:
Try reading it again with your old man glasses on this time, Stern.
I thought the intended humor was that you'd assume it was the marines' doing while you're reading all the injuries, but at the end you find out it was actually just his fall.What do you mean? The article clearly implied that the marines beat him, but the fact was that the man had no injuries at all.