DEATHMASTER
The Freeman
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I want orange.
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Mother****er look at my avatar I've had since forever and say that shit again. Also all of you got the whole busey shtick from me.I don't like you guys. Krynn is okay. I'm going to go get a popsicle. Anyone want one? They're the cheap ones you get a Krogers. They have like 10 different flavors. Speak now.
Also, I'm Garey Busey. I'm over-assertive in situations that don't call for it.
Krynn is ok.
Dad, did dinosaurs really exist?
Sure they did, son. The Bible says so. They didn't call them "dinosaurs" back then, but instead they were known as "leviathans" or "behemoths".
But, my science teacher says dinosaurs lived millions of years ago. Is that true?
Of course not, son.
Then how old are they?
Well, let's see. The Bible tells us [from Adam and Eve's family tree] that the Universe is only a few thousand years old. So dinosaurs had to have lived within the past few thousand years. That's simple logic, son.
Oh. So that means they were on Noah's Ark?
Absolutely! The Bible says two of every animal were brought [by God] to the ark. Dinosaurs were animals. So, using your logic again son, dinosaurs had to be on the ark.
Huh. So how come scientists say they're older than that? and died way before Jesus?
Well, son, they just make that up. Dinosaur bones don't have labels on them to tell how old they are. In fact, there is no proof whatsoever that the world and its fossil layers are millions of years old. No scientist saw dinosaurs die-
Dad!
No I'm serious. Scientists only find the bones in the here and now, and because many of them are evolutionists, they try to fit the story of the dinosaurs into their view.
That's sad. But I thought scientists were smart?
Sure, but they don't know everything. So they have to make stuff up to fit their beliefs. While you and I, we have the facts, straight from the Bible.
I don't want to be a scientist!
Ha! That's ok, son. It's better to be right, than smart. C'mon, wanna learn how to flip burgers like your Dad?
Yeah!
Jesus Christ
Positives: Impressive stamina. Historically known for taking a beating, staying on his feet. Has history of miraculous resurrection.
Negatives: Invented Pacifism. Dangerous habit of turning the other cheek.
Charles Darwin
Positives: Invented Natural Selection. Understands what's at stake with "Survival of the Fittest".
Negatives: Theology student, nearly became an Anglican parson. Mixed feelings punching his Lord's Only Son and Savior in the face.
Inspired by the Creation Museum that opened deep in the craw of Kentucky this month. Proudly displays dinosaurs mingling with Adam and Eve, less than 6000 years ago. Noah had some on the ark, but apparently they sinned once they got here.
From:
Bruce Chartwood
NEdesign Concepts
To:
Arnie Stronghold
FoxNews Marketing
Subj: Obama Campaign
Here's the latest iteration on the Obama poster campaign [see attached]. I think we're getting close. From the notes of our last meeting, you can see I've made the horns bigger, and added the worm-succubi coming out of his hands. I know we discussed having Obama feeding on a screaming infant, but I had to leave that out. We received an email from your legal dept (you should have been cc'd) explaining that child eating would be a problem for standards and practices. If you want to go over that with them, fine, but as it stands I had to go with no mutilations, and no blood. I know that was one of the original design requirements, but I really feel the final artwork still conveys the fair and balanced view of President Obama that you're looking for. Sometimes subtle is better.
Let me know how you would like to proceed.
Sincerely,
Bruce
Sr. Artist
Most were, but **** it. it's still a good post.
To those who would think of making more posts without pictures:
The original:
/co/.Where did you get those edits btw?
Personally I'd hit /d/ if chosen, but that's out of this thread's ruleset.
Disrupted Hunter said:vidya tears
Started in /a/, I believe. /v/ took it from there. Basically it's a viral for some stupid convention. Girugamesh is the name of some Japanese band that's going to be headlining there.By the way, does anyone mind explaining this girugamesh shit to me?
(If you don't know what I am speaking of, better for you)