Image Dump VII (POST YOUR RANDOM IMAGES HERE)

[Darkside55]

And then he got better.

 

[Viperidae]

did he die?

 

[Dog--]

Yes, but then he got better, what are you stupid?

 

[Danimal]

It was a controlled environment.

You don't die in controlled environments.

 

[MJ12]

Alex Davidson Junior, Pro Olympics Athlete, died yesterday morning after he was flung 60 feet into the air and landed on a table during an Olympic Practice known as "The Leap of Faith". Olympic Officials have yet to comment on the safety of this stunt.

/char

 

[Danimal]

You forgot the rest of that article.

...[sic]He was brought to a more expensive hospital, who upgraded his condition from deceased to alive.

He got better. What are you, stupid?

 

[MJ12]

Up until Coach Peterson arrived, to which Davidson's skull collapsed

/char

 

[Danimal]

I can't be ****ed.

 

[Higlac]

I can't be ****ed.

Sir Galahad the chaste?

 

[Danimal]

What the ****?

 

[xcellerate]

You don't die in controlled environments.

fact.

 

[Danimal]

Main Menu
Load Game
Load Last Checkpoint
Options


Dumbass.

 

[Warped]

You don't die in controlled environments.

 

[Danimal]

Why is everyone suddenly against me?!

/wrists

 

[Dog--]

I'm with you Danimal... I'm with you.. tee hee.

 

[Higlac]

What the ****?

I thought that you were quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjio-F47IfM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs

 

[Danimal]

I'm with you Danimal... I'm with you.. tee hee.

Do you know what we mean when we call someone a dog down here? Your name is just a warning to me, is all.

 

[Dog--]

I'm still WITH you... tee hee.

 

[Warped]

Hes gunna rape you Dog! quick you can hide out here, meet me at the Peace Bridge at 5am, tell no one. also bring your enhanced drivers license, $2500 in cash, and 2 hot pockets pizza flavor for the road trip

 

[Dog--]

Dude I only got 3 cheese pizza pops. Pizza ones are nasty.

 

[kineaesth]

http://911research.wtc7.net/mirrors/guardian2/wtc/1-67.gif

Wow, that was bad taste.

 

[The Monkey]

The HEV suit does have a helmet. How else would you explain the presence of a HUD with the suit on and the absence of it with the suit off?

 

[Naudian]

The HEV suit does have a helmet. How else would you explain the presence of a HUD with the suit on and the absence of it with the suit off?

Stop that.

wha-PSH!

 

[Darkside55]

FORCEFIELD EXPLAINS EVERYTHING YOU FOOLS

THE HUD IS IN FRONT OF HIM; IT'S HOLOGRAPHIC

 

[Eejit]

It's a RETRACTABLE HELMET LIKE IN STARGATE BUT PROBABLY NOT IN THE FORM OF A JACKAL HEAD

 

[Darkside55]

How cool would it be if it was a jackal head? The Combine soldiers would see this unassuming, slightly-geeky guy walking towards them in an orange robot suit with nothing but a crowbar, but as soon as they open fire the helmet comes up and HOLY SHIT IT'S ANUBIS THE GOD OF DEATH COMING TO WEIGH OUR COMBINE-SYNTHESIZED HEARTS

 

[morgs]

So true

 

[ríomhaire]

Oh my god, you're one of the people who thinks Gordon has a helmet? Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god WE ARE THROUGH CHRISTOPHER. WE ARE THROUGH.

I don't see any helmets here do you

I don't see any gloves here do you?

The HEV suit clearly has no gloves.

 

[Barnz]

PlayStation 2 version have gloves.

 

[theotherguy]

The thing is that Gordon's HEV suit has been depicted as having gloves, yet never depicted as having a helmet. Certainly you could argue that this is just so you can tell who he is in the pictures, but wouldn't someone by now have produced a piece of concept or game art of some kind depicting him in BATTLE MODE with the helmet on? I don't know what is in front of his face, but I mean it's Valve's call to say that a wizard put a force field around his head or what the **** ever. Because they do not seem to think that he has a helmet!

Anyway, the point of that post was mostly that I don't tolerate stupid game theories from anyone I'm in a relationship with. Or was in a relationship with, rather.

 

[xcellerate]

 

[lefty]

Who says those are gordon? I can't see his face.

 

[Rizzo]

They're dead. So obviously not Gordon. Since Gordon is alive. As in not dead. And with no helmet.

 

[Apocalypse89]

 

[Barnz]

Prerelease picture.

 

[The Monkey]

What would be the ****ing point of a suit with no helmet? How does he survive radiation without the helmet?

 

[Barnz]

Radiation kills him.

 

[lefty]

I already answered that question.

He just breathes fumes and takes headshots like a real man you twatbaskets.

 

[Viperidae]

Even Ivan the Space Biker has no helmet.

But that's probably because he's Ivan the Space Biker.

 

[simonjedi]

This is what?! Debating what?! They're not posting images?! I thought this was Image dump! Huh? Isn't this Image dump?! I'm sorry! I thought this was Image Dump.