Impressive new racing game.

[Stormy]

Just found a video of an impressive new racing game thats just hit the iphone. If only I had one to play it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgF-671X908

 

[Darkside55]

This is a good thread.

 

[63]

Impressive in what way?

 

[Anthraxxx]

lol, iphone gaming... hahahaha

 

[Vegeta897]

This looks ****ing horrible. Even for an iPhone game.

Stormy, how is this impressive?

Look at the part where he goes off the jumps, it looks like the sailing through the air is just a ****ing animation. A bad one at that.

Big Rigs looks better than this shit.

 

[Shamrock]

Impressive in what way?

The ONLY possible thing I can even fathom that he would think impressive is the first person driving. That's the only thing I think that is new to the iPhone.. maybe. I haven't been keeping tabs on iPhone gaming though.

This looks ****ing horrible. Even for an iPhone game.

Stormy, how is this impressive?

Look at the part where he goes off the jumps, it looks like the sailing through the air is just a ****ing animation. A bad one at that.

Big Rigs looks better than this shit.

This.

Anything is better than that game. It looks horrible.

 

[Stormy]

**Cough** Sarcasm **Cough**

 

[AtomicSpark]

iPhone :\

 

[Gargantou]

iPhone :\

iKnows :\

 

[Darkside55]

**Cough** Sarcasm **Cough**

 

[CyberPitz]

Was I the only person who knew he was being sarcastic? \=

 

[Darkside55]

I'd like to make a scathing comment about how YES, YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTOOD HIS POST BECAUSE YOU ARE A MASTER OF DETECTING SARCASM, but then I look at the posts beneath mine and it makes me reevaluate the intelligence of some of our fellow members.

 

[Insano]

Was I the only person who knew he was being sarcastic? \=

Nope.

 

[Vegeta897]

He layed it on pretty thin...

 

[Darkside55]

No he didn't.

 

[Vegeta897]

Laying it on very thin means it's not obvious, and seems like he was being serious. Right?

 

[Darkside55]

No, it was obvious. You saw the video. He called it "impressive" in the title. Come on.

 

[Vegeta897]

There was a part of me hanging on the possibility that I simply didn't know enough about iPhone games to know if it was impressive or not, technologically.

 

[Insano]

Laying it on very thin means it's not obvious, and seems like he was being serious. Right?

He acted serious when being sarcastic? Where does he get the guts!

PS THIS WAS SARCASM

 

[Vegeta897]

Being != acting

 

[Insano]

Being != acting

Wow, you're totally right. It all makes sense now.

 

[CyberPitz]

I'd like to make a scathing comment about how YES, YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTOOD HIS POST BECAUSE YOU ARE A MASTER OF DETECTING SARCASM, but then I look at the posts beneath mine and it makes me reevaluate the intelligence of some of our fellow members.

Haha! Oh great one, please bless us with your wisdom once more!

 

[Darkside55]

I'm thinking, for Christmas this year we do a charitable thing and get everyone a new sarcasm detector.

 

[kineaesth]

This game looks awesome aspecially the graphics and music

 

[Darkside55]

You're late to the party and it's no longer funny.

 

[Emporius]

I knew it was sarcasm as soon as I noticed it was ROBBIE ****ING WILLIAMS.

 

[Saturos]

Racing games suck. So do iphones.

 

[Darkside55]

Racing games suck. So do iphones.

*shakes head*

 

[Ravioli]

The great thing about sarcasm on the internet is that if you are not sarcastic but people think you are, you can play along and say "yes, yes i am sarcastic" to avoid being ridiculed.

I wish this worked IRL, could avoid many awkward moments.

 

[Darkside55]

The great thing about sarcasm on the internet is that if you are not sarcastic but people think you are, you can play along and say "yes, yes i am sarcastic" to avoid being ridiculed.

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[VirusType2]

Racing games suck. So do iphones.

^a terrible driver, too poor for an iPhone.







**** Apple.

 

[Saturos]

^a terrible driver, too poor for an iPhone

Pure racing games are boring imo, but I like screwing around with racing scenes and customization in sandbox titles such as GTA IV or San Andreas. And iphones? Well, I just hate phones period. Yes I could afford an iphone if I wanted one, but I really just couldn't care less.

I'll be getting a new phone and it's a pre-paid. A plain and simple brick with no fancy features or apps and I'm going to keep the ringer turned off and only use it when I want to talk to people or for emergencies. I'm not into texting either. Shit gets on my nerves bad enough watching other people do it.

EDIT> Anything Apple sucks anyways. iphones are nothing but an overpriced fad statement, just like Macs.