****ing Chavs

[Solaris]

Sorry for another thread on these scum bags but...

So I'm at the spar, on a major road with 4 female friends, 2 male friends and me. The two male friends depart us to go to work, and just as they leave a group of 30 chavs appear. I know half of them from my school, and they've never given me any stick or anything - my dad is the head of science at my school. Anyway, a 12-13 year old emerges from the group, comes up to me and says, "you're a shithead you." I looked at him as I walk away and said "What are you on about?" I've never seen that particular **** ever in my life. Then, as I turn away - ignoring him, and walking away with my friends he ****ing punches me in the face quite hard. Wtf am I supposed to do in that situation, had I hit him, or even touched him I'd have 30 14-19 year olds on top on me. So I have to walk away from that bastard with a ****ing mouth full of blood.

Pure scum bags, I'm ****ing angry. The people I went to school with, yes they're a bit rough and stuff, but I've always been nice to them. We're never friends but they said hello to me in the corridors, they said ****ing nothing to that little shit.

So their I am, feeling humiliated in front of this group of people by some cocky ****ing 12 year old. Jesus I could have ****ing killed him, but had I done anything which I soooo wanted to do I'd probably be stabbed and beaten to death by these cocks.

Grr... get me my ****ing Ak time for a culling.

 

[wildchild730]

LoL!

Chavs suck

Make a Chav skin for the terrorists in CSS

 

[Beerdude26]

You now have two options.

One: You kick his ass in a fair fight. This will result in a gang war.
Two: You gather up some friends and do the same to him. This will result in a (albeit heftier) gang war.

The only way to win a gang war is to be with more than they are, or getting the cops to arrest the enemy.

I've seen it too many times before :|

 

[Saketi]

u shud have smacked him back, then constantly smacked him & gone to the others u want sum, well do ya PUNK!

 

[PvtRyan]

Don't worry, justice will come. Just not now, but it will, in 15 years when they're all too well familiar with the line "would you like fries with that?" at the local burgerjoint.

 

[Harryz]

You did the right thing walking away. Do you know who he is though?

****ing hate chavs. If your a chav and your reading this, your a donkey raping cock master.

 

[Krynn72]

Congrats on doing the right thing! Better a bit of blood than an obituary in the next days newspaper. Just for comparison's sake, how old are you? If you ever find that 12 yr old dickface alone... I think you know what to do. So long as your not like 20, and beating up a 12 yr old then its ok .

 

[Solaris]

u shud have smacked him back, then constantly smacked him & gone to the others u want sum, well do ya PUNK!

I don't see that working.

And tbh I'm glad I was the only male there, they were looking for a fight, and there being a few more of us they might have found one.

Edit: Krynn, I'm 16... but they know where I live and already hate my dad...

 

[Beerdude26]

Don't worry, justice will come. Just not now, but it will, in 15 years when they're all too well familiar with the line "would you like fries with that?" at the local burgerjoint.

Oh.

I thought you were going to say they end up dieing to a bullet gut wound.

 

[wildchild730]

Make a Chav skin for the terrorists in CSS, and join CTs

 

[Beerdude26]

Make a Chav skin for the terrorists in CSS, and join CTs

Are you daft? The entire UK will play CS:S, and the government will fall due to EVERYONE (even chavs) playing CS:S all the time and not going to work. MASSIVE starvation will occur because the Indians can't keep up with the home-orders.

 

[wildchild730]

Do it anyway.

 

[Solaris]

Do it anyway.

You first mate.

 

[Saketi]

I don't see that working.

And tbh I'm glad I was the only male there, they were looking for a fight, and there being a few more of us they might have found one.

Edit: Krynn, I'm 16... but they know where I live and already hate my dad...

it was a joke christ, see u never watched n e clint eastwood films then.

 

[Reaktor4]

Wtf am I supposed to do in that situation, had I hit him, or even touched him I'd have 30 14-19 year olds on top on me.

not necessarily.. thats the thing about chavs, if you had started kicking the shit out of him his chav 'friends' were just as likely to stand and laugh at him as they were to help him. maybe moreso.

 

[Beerdude26]

not necessarily.. thats the thing about chavs, if you had started kicking the shit out of him his chav 'friends' were just as likely to stand and laugh at him as they were to help him. maybe moreso.

Yeah but what if they weren't :|
Solaris wouldn't have been alive to tell us this then :|

 

[Reaktor4]

and?

 

[Gray Fox]

How about kicking him in the nuts and running away as fast as you can.

 

[Beerdude26]

and?

Well yeah he would be dead and stuff

 

[gick]

Don't worry Solaris, by the time your 18 you'll be much bigger than them, and they'll leave you alone. Thats what happened to me.

What really pisses me off is the way that they only ever start on you when youre out numbered by at least 3 to 1. Twats.

I shall tell thee a tale:
The last time I got trouble off chavs was when I was 14. I was on my way to a gig when me and 3 mates got jumped by about 20 chavs (all aged between about 14 and 20). I got a black eye, split lip and popped nose, my mate got his head kicked, but eventually we managed to break away and run towards the venue (chavs in pursuit). Luckily for us, the side door was open, so we ran right in, and shut it behind us. The chavs started throwing shit at the door, and banging on it (imagine the scene from LOTR when they're stuck in the tomb in Moria, replace the orcs with burberry clad inbreds, and you're nearly there). The sight of 4 bruised and bloody kids staggering in the side door was met with great suprise and anger by the majority of gig-attendees. To cut a long story short, within two minutes the chavs were running down the road in terror under a rain of glass bottles, being chased by a horde of mohicaned and leather jacketed punks. Hoorah!

The moral of this tale: make friends with the local punk rock scene - gang warfare shall ensue!

 

[lePobz]

I join you all in your hatred of chavs. They're vermin, and england is long overdue a chav cull. Gentlemen, lock and load.

 

[Mutley]

Just leave them, I would. Going home and laugh to myself, at how much they will waste their lives on drugs and no education.

 

[kirovman]

Put something in the water, to make them forget...

 

[Beerdude26]

Just leave them, I would. Going home and laugh to myself, at how much they will waste their lives on drugs and no education.

Yes but the problem is they will take decent people with them D:

 

[MiccyNarc]

I would have turned around, gouged his eyes, kicked him in the nuts, and run.

Seriously, you can't let them walk over you like that. If he's separated from the group, it gives you time to seriously mess him up, then get out of there.
Don't worry about fighting fair either, he sucker punched you, teach him a lesson he'll never forget.

 

[Solaris]

I would have turned around, gouged his eyes, kicked him in the nuts, and run.

Seriously, you can't let them walk over you like that. If he's separated from the group, it gives you time to seriously mess him up, then get out of there.
Don't worry about fighting fair either, he sucker punched you, teach him a lesson he'll never forget.

With my dad being a teacher of some of the group, and them knowing where I live... more trouble could ensue.

 

[gick]

If your mouth was bleeding you should have grabbed his shoulders and sprayed blood all over his face. Then pushed him to the ground, lay on top of him and did further mouth-blood sprayage. And made aroused groaning noises while you did so. That'd **** him up reeeeaaaaaal good.

 

[Mutley]

Yes but the problem is they will take decent people with them D:

Those decent people have weak minds. If they get converted to a chav, they fail at life.

 

[Moto]

Do you like my scooter?

The helmet is rather nice as well.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Awesome.

Maybe you should've punched the kid back in his face, oh well if you get beat up by 30 people at least they probably won't mess with you again.

 

[Kangy]

Hurray for the Freikorps keeping you Commie pigs down.

 

[Solaris]

Hurray for the Freikorps keeping you Commie pigs down.

I loled

 

[63]

Awesome.

Maybe you should've punched the kid back in his face, oh well if you get beat up by 30 people at least they probably won't mess with you again.

Yeah, the couldn't mess with you because you'd be dead.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Yeah, the couldn't mess with you because you'd be dead.

Alright these are Chavs, not gangsters, there is a difference.

 

[Solaris]

Alright these are Chavs, not gangsters, there is a difference.

We had a guy in my town stabbed to death just a couple of weeks ago by a group of chavs, didn't do **** all to anybody, they just stabbed him.

 

[Beerdude26]

Alright these are Chavs, not gangsters, there is a difference.

I thought I read a while back that some British youngsters accidentally killed a teenager. Or so I thought :| Maybe I'm wrong, though.

 

[63]

Alright these are Chavs, not gangsters, there is a difference.

30 chavs will still be affected by gang mentality.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Hehe, why you think I'm getting a concealed weapons license when I turn 21?

 

[Solaris]

Hehe, why you think I'm getting a concealed weapons license when I turn 21?

If I lived in the states I'd get one.
Seem like a good idea.

 

[Beerdude26]

I'd get myself a cool non-lethal weapon. Like a beanbag shotgun.