****ing Chavs

SixThree said:
Or a taser.
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Trying to get a police issued taser from a guy I know thats in the law enforcement, those things rock. :E
 
DiSTuRbEd said:
Trying to get a police issued taser from a guy I know thats in the law enforcement, those things rock. :E
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500.000 Volt ftw lol

But beanbag shotguns can keep multiple chavs away :p
 
Beerdude26 said:
500.000 Volt ftw lol

But beanbag shotguns can keep multiple chavs away :p
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Not all that easy to conceal though.
 
Solaris said:
The two male friends depart us to go to work, and just as they leave a group of 30 chavs appear. I know half of them from my school, and they've never given me any stick or anything - my dad is the head of science at my school.
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30!? :O Are you sure you're not exaggerating? Jesus, in America our wiggers only appear in groups of 2-12, and that's counting their hos. On principle I'd have broken the kid's nose, but when he has 30 friends...Oh well, you did you the right thing in those circumstances.

Edit: As to the argument going on above...one of my best friends wears steel tipped jackboots. They've helped him out more than once.
 
Thunderclap said:
30!? :O Are you sure you're not exaggerating? Jesus, in America our wiggers only appear in groups of 2-12, and that's counting their hos. On principle I'd have broken the kid's nose, but when he has 30 friends...Oh well, you did you the right thing in those circumstances.
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No shit.
It was the enitre 'b-wood crew' as they call themselves, the biggest group of ****ing chavvy, malnurished completely idiotic people you've ever seen.
 
Solaris said:
No shit.
It was the enitre 'b-wood crew' as they call themselves, the biggest group of ****ing chavvy, malnurished completely idiotic people you've ever seen.
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If you or your friends had a cell phone, you should have taken a picture. Also, 'b-wood crew' WTF kind of a name is that? What is it mean and what is it supposed to emote? We usually just say "those 'tards who hang out with (insert archwigger name here)".
 
Thunderclap said:
If you or your friends had a cell phone, you should have taken a picture. Also, 'b-wood crew' WTF kind of a name is that? What is it mean and what is it supposed to emote?
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I did. And you'd have to be an idiot to take out a phone in that kind of situation.

And its short for 'burnley wood crew' Burnley wood is an area of my town thats like a complete shit hole.
 
Oh. I go to this private school composed almost entirely of white, upper-class Jewish kids who pretend at being chavs. It's really funny.
 
Thunderclap said:
Oh. I go to this private school composed almost entirely of white, upper-class Jewish kids who pretend at being chavs. It's really funny.
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Lol.
"Jefrey, do you think this attire is apporiate"
"Quite"
 
Solaris said:
Lol.
"Jefrey, do you think this attire is apporiate"
"Quite"
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I could actually hear someone saying that. I know a good number of them are joking and they're just doing it for laughs. The other half...well they're even funnier. ;)
 
Groups of 20-30+ chavs can be common.

It is normally all of them from the nearby villages/towns/suburbs. In cities, the groups are normally smaller but alot more frequent.

They arn't fair by all means, if you get in a fight with them, they will kick you while you down... alot.
 
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RakuraiTenjin said:
Pull out a blade or a piece and they'll get scared/leave.
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Or they'll all pull out a blade :D D:

I find the best policy with chavs is, when you see a large group of them, drive a humvee with a snowplough into them.
 
kirovman said:
I find the best policy with chavs is, when you see a large group of them, drive a humvee with a snowplough into them.
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The wife doesn't want to pull out Chav chunks out of the car anymore, so that is no longer an option D:

Tyguy said:
OHHH, white trash basically?
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White trash are actually lovely little school children asking for a candy compared to chavs.
 
I wouldn't have punched him back but maybe like give him a few words about who he is hanging out with.
 
Need protection?

I'm not cheap, but I can cut a deal for you.

The only person to ever beat me up was a double backbelt Judo dad. :|
 
kirovman said:
Or they'll all pull out a blade :D D:

I find the best policy with chavs is, when you see a large group of them, drive a humvee with a snowplough into them.
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Man seriously I can't imagine any of this shit going down here even if you're not the most popular guy in your neighborhood they'd go beat someone nearly to death to prove a point not to mess with their people. You don't just go disrespect and assault someone like that or else you get yourself killed or have your shit beaten nearly to death.
 
Chavs are a result of Lax parenting. :-P
 
why you walk away? Ask him wtf he did it for, be like "do i know you?" if he contines you can do self defence.
 
Ravioli said:
why you walk away? Ask him wtf he did it for, be like "do i know you?" if he contines you can do self defence.
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You can't fight 30 people.
 
You guys are forgetting that we live in the "RL" - whatever that is.
 
Solaris man, if I was there I would have backed you up....but damn. edit- I'll spare you my own personal details on fighting, but Ill tell u this. I don't want to try to sound like an internet tough guy like others seem to like doing on this board but in this case you should have knocked him out. They probably would have laughed to see that 12 year olds frail little frame get taken down in a single swing.
 
kirovman said:
You my friend, have obviously never seen the Matrix.
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Or an AK47
Well hell, in that case.. Me. I tend to make fear go down everyone spines...
Well, I dunno if I do, but it sure seems that way. Some kid about twice my size called another kid gay, I turned around and looked at him. He kinda gave the 'Oh Shit' look and said the kid's name.

Of course I probably could never defend myself against that guy in a fairfight, I seemed to have scared him.
 
Get Short Recoil to settle them out.
He's like 1000 chavs not to mention he is also in the UK.
 
Still trying to fathom this all these UK stories bug me. Don't think any less of the UK because of it as I know everyone hates it themselves but I can't understand how or why it formed. We have similar situations in society here as the UK but we don't have chavs. And like others said it's not a matter of being an internet tough guy or anything but like around here if you got hit, got in a fight, and 30 kids jumped you, most likely they would find themselves LITERALLY hunted down. That's why people don't do it I guess. Why do they get away with it there? I'm not saying you but I mean in general when did people stop defending themselves enough for it to grow into that big of a problem?

It's like- there are types of people here that if they went to the UK, they'd probably do those chav things. They don't here because they can't get away with it. I'm sure there have been some instances of it but nothing like the level its at over there. People get fed up and beat the shit out of people that are ****wads.

edit: In short I guess I'm saying why is this tolerated? Not only by the police and such but by the PEOPLE?
 
Yeah, I never understood why it was so prevailent there in the UK. Here in the united states... If people were hanging around doing that... they might be able to DO it, but it wouldn't happen as often as it does in the UK... because our police and citizens just put a stop to it I guess.

I mean, you have gangs and stuff which are a VERY real problem though, but I place those are far more serious than chavs... since gangs are into some real heavy, serious stuff and are truely a threat to society.
 
Raziaar said:
Yeah, I never understood why it was so prevailent there in the UK. Here in the united states... If people were hanging around doing that... they might be able to DO it, but it wouldn't happen as often as it does in the UK... because our police and citizens just put a stop to it I guess.

I mean, you have gangs and stuff which are a VERY real problem though, but I place those are far more serious than chavs... since gangs are into some real heavy, serious stuff and are truely a threat to society.
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To be honest gangs all the often don't mess with people that don't mess with them. The problems from gangs are robberies and people killed in crossfire. I guarantee you very few gang members would **** with someone walking down the street.

Not to defend the lifestyle but gangs are possibly a reason why this doesn't happen. Gangs DO tend to defend their neighborhood and the people who live in it. An innocent outsider just traveling through probably wouldnt be messed with but any people there to cause trouble would be 'engaged' so to speak by the gang almost immediately.
 
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