Iraqi War is soon to be over.

[operative x]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting
unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina,
South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama,
Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been
given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like Jesus, beer, Harley Davidson's, country music or
pickups
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

 

[Tr0n]

Hell yea! I'M GONNA GET ME A TERRORIST

(Also you forgot louisiana.)

 

[Javert]

Wrong forum.

May I suggest the "To be Reported" forum?

 

[operative x]

Someone has no sense of humor...

 

[Tr0n]

Light'n up javert..I found it funny and I'm a bama boy. (Even tho they're pretty old stereotypes...I hate nascar, don't drink beer, I don't like Harley's, I don't hunt much, and I don't listen to country music much.)

 

[Solaris]

Hmm No limits in it, why not short recoil may I ask?

 

[operative x]

I thought with all these depressing things happening, that id make a joke, so sue me.

 

[Adabiviak]

...doubt it. I don't like the insurgents any more than anyone else, but I have a feeling they'd eat a bunch of hicks for breakfast.

 

[southernman17]

No Fl either even though we do have an ungodly amount of yankess down here. There's always us hold outs how still do enjoyed shooting guns, drinking beer and driving pickup truck.
Tron what kind of southerner are you?

 

[KoreBolteR]

Rofl!!!

 

[Pesmerga]

6. Muslims believe Allah can fix things, not duct tape.

 

[KoreBolteR]

i bet allah's hand is falling off from shaking all those martyrs hands for blowing up innocents :|

 

[operative x]

6. Muslims believe Allah can fix things, not duct tape.

hehe good one

 

[CptStern]

T-minus 3 minutes and counting ..missle with nuclear payload headed for washington, impact in 2 minutes 38 seconds.

Deploy response, fire all missles at designated co-ordinates: Iran, Iraq, Syria, France ...T-Minus 1 minute and counting ..lets all pray to the lord in this hour of need




yay the war in iraq is over!! but so is humanity yay!!!!

 

[operative x]

huh???

 

[Pesmerga]

CptStern likes to push his political motivations in even the most subtle of fashions.

Well I guess this is the political forum.

 

[CptStern]

CptStern likes to push his political motivations in even the most subtle of fashions.

Well I guess this is the political forum.

huh? you dont get it do you? ..humour becomes less funny the more you have to explain it

 

[Tr0n]

No Fl either even though we do have an ungodly amount of yankess down here. There's always us hold outs how still do enjoyed shooting guns, drinking beer and driving pickup truck.
Tron what kind of southerner are you?

The new age one. Materialistic things don't make you southern, son.

 

[southernman17]

no shit
new age one what in the **** is that there's ne god damned thing as a new age southerner, boy

 

[Tr0n]

You gotta love noobs....

 

[southernman17]

After you're done making retarded-ass insults take off that battle flag, you really have no right using it because you're a fake

 

[Tr0n]

Are you done spewing bullshit yet? If you want, you can keep on.

 

[DreadLord]

Some 25 post noob is arguing with Tr0n? Wow.. n00bs grow balls at an alarming rate these days.

 

[Top Secret]

Deploy response, fire all missles at designated co-ordinates: Iran, Iraq, Syria, France ...T-Minus 1 minute and counting ..lets all pray to the lord in this hour of need

You forgot Canada.

 

[Raeven0]

I thought it was funny.

 

[Dalamari]

I do believe your bad joke got lost in my Politics forum good sir.

 

[Javert]

If you think it merits "discussion", put it in off-topic for humor.
This thread certainly isn't political/serious.

 

[operative x]

It has to do with politics, and it has more truth than most of these ranting threads.

 

[dream431ca]

You forgot Canada.

Yes you did stern..how could you forget Canada??

 

[63]

Don't go provoking them Canadians.

 

[Absinthe]

Don't go provoking them Canadians.

Yeah, they might cut off the maple syrup supply.

 

[dream431ca]

Yeah, they might cut off the maple syrup supply.

Or we could stop sending the states all the good movie stars

Were like "DON'T PISS US OFF OR YOU WON'T GET ANOTHER ALEX TREBECK!!!" or other movie stars like mike myers or jim carey, or Celine Dion...wait no one cares for Celine Dion LOL

 

[Top Secret]

The best thing out of Canada was Scotty. =)

 

[15357]

I thought the Iraqi war ended months ago....

 

[Sulkdodds]

That's what they want you to think.

ZOMG TR0N IS A FAKE SOUTHERNER

 

[dream431ca]

The best thing out of Canada was Scotty. =)

OH YEAH!! :cheers: