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Farrowlesparrow said:Being manly isn't about hunting and killing things, its about having the guts to be yourself and not be scared of what others think. Its about having fun regardless of the opinions of those who are embarrassed by themselves.
Pressure said:Well first I go ask my mother what she thinks about it. Once I get off the phone with her I run over to my white board and start with the equations. After about 3 or 4 hours I come upon a reasonable conclusion and take it to the board of directors. After a couple days of theory and arguements they edit what needs to be edited and it can be passed to other scientists. They take a look at it and try to add onto it through weeks of experimentation and study. Once the processed theory has been passed back to me I ponder upon it many a night looking for any mistakes that all others have missed. If one is found I go through the entire process again. Once a rock solid theory has been completed and thoroughly tested it is then sent to the President to approval. Since this can take quite a while my colleages and I like to talk about it on public forums. Once the President is finally finished going over the theory and has okayed it for public use it is then sent back to me. I call my mother again to get her approval since she's good at this kind of stuff. If she doesn't appove I have to rewrite it and start the entire process again. After she gives it the okay I then let it sit in the sun for about 20 hours until it is a beautiful ripe yellow color and then I bring it inside and water it. After that I have to make sure it can withstand the test of time by placing it in an iron lock box then hopping into my time machine and going forward in time. The iron lock box has a set of instructions that one of my servants my follow. It is to be taken to my secret laboratory in the center of Arica. This lab is about 100 feet underground and is gaurded by several thousand trusted men. He then has to take the box to the secret vault. Once he has reached the vault he was knock three times and say "omisu kiam lokisn ooptu" and spin approximately three and 7/78 times. Once that is finished he must sacrifice his first born child and then the vault door will open. Once inside the vault he must pass a number of challenges that test his strength, endurance and intelligence. Once he has passed all these he will finally reach the back room of the vault. Here he must answer the unanswerable questions in life. Once he was finally completed this he must call me and said he has made it. He will then have to place the box inside 15 gallons of salt water. The problem is to get to the place where he has to put the box he must climb a wall that is over one hundred thousand feet tall. Once he has finally reach the top he has to climb down the other side. Once he is at the bottom he is finally at the 15 gallon tank and has to place the box inside. He must then reclimb the wall and go back down the other side. After that he has to take new tests of strength, endurance and intelligence just to get out of the place. Upon reaching the vault door he has to knock the entire song Master of Puppets by Metallica on the door then say "Ojuish Lakate Ohiru" and jump up and down 111 times. Once the door is opened he must track through the base and up to the land. Then he has to catch then next plane to America from Africa. Once he reaches America he is to come to my house and knock on my door and tell me that the task is done. Once I have gotten the message from him I will dress up in a wet suit and run into my closet. I will then start making the preparations for time travel. This is a long complex process that takes many hours. Once I am finished I enter into the time machine and set it to one million years in the future. Once I am in the future, where they wear wet suits, I travel to Africa. I then enter my secret lab under ground and head towards the vault. After finger printing, eye scanning and voice recognition tests I am allowed into the vault. I then climb onto a transportation machine that will take me to the tank. This trip usually lasts about 86 hours. Upon reaching the tanks I dip my head into the water for 4 minutes. Once I am done I reach in and take out the lock box. I utter a small chant that opens the box and take out the idea. I then take the idea out of the lab and send it to the high council of the future. They look at it and ponder upon it's meaning for about two years. During this time I usually visit with my relatives. Once they are done pondering upon it they will either approve or disapprove. If they disapprove I must start the whole process again. If they approve I take the idea to a team of scientists in the future. They spend a week testing the validity of it and then return it to me. Once I am done there I hop back into my time machine and head back to the past. Once I am here I have 18 ninjas waiting for the machines incase someone else besides me comes back. Since the machine is preset and the time cannot be changed it will always come back to the same time. After an action packed battle sequence with the ninjas I come out victorious since I am the only one strong enough to defeat all 18 at once. I then make my way to the computer and post it here. If anyone has any questions about how I got to that conclusion I post how. I can go into more detail if you wish.
babyheadcrab said:also dont act like you guys didn't laugh at the "lightning bolt" video. This may be something regular upstanding citizens do for fun, but it's also ****ing halarious to whatch to the casual passerby. They leave themselves open for criticism when they release the video on the internet, therefore many will take advantage of it. It's like walking around everwhere in only a frilly thong like munro does.. he may consider it a lifestyle but we consider it ****ing funny
[sarcasm]and vomit inducing[/sarcasm]
It was the best f*cking comparison, ever! You've been quoterized.Dalamari said:Although it may seem stupid to think they are crazy for having fun, you need to consider that killing women was prolly fun for Son of Sam, but that doesn't make it right. And yes, I did compare a group of nerds to Son of Sam.
Dalamari said:Although it may seem stupid to think they are crazy for having fun, you need to consider that killing women was prolly fun for Son of Sam, but that doesn't make it right. And yes, I did compare a group of nerds to Son of Sam.
The Dark Elf said:*looks at video* *looks at his many very very cool friends, lots of which are very attractive young women who are all well adjusted individuals, great company oh and go to these events regularly and have tons of fun*
*then looks at h00dlum, who got caught for wanking over pictures of girls on the forum that he stored on his own webspace with other porn and then blamed it on someone else. Who sits on his computer all day laughing at people enjoying themselves, while he himself has no life to speak of, which is why he laughs at others, jealousy because he could never fit in with people unless its across the internet"
Seriously, why is it so funny? Don't you realise how stupid you look playing CS:S and getting all worked up just cause someone shot at you. Smashing computers and crying cause some guy you've never even met, beat you in a video game. Your life revolves around a computer, while these people get on with normal lives, have partners, homes, cars, well paid jobs, a great many friends. And go to these events maybe once or twice a month, have fun for a couple of days, then go back to normal life, with no illusion over it being made up. They don't post things like "omgerz imagine if the strider was real!!" or assume just because a girl plays video games, she'll be automatically attracted to your pasty white skin.
Sorry pal but your the one to laugh at. You really are not in any position to laugh at anyone else for enjoying themselves, when you yourself need to get your life sorted
Really, any of you laughing at that want to stop and look at yourselves, then think how worked up you get over video games, how upset you get when someone uses a wallhack, complaining about every little thing, sitting there thinking your so much better than everyone else, behind the safety of a few wires and a modem. your nasty burger flipping jobs, your life revolving around your AIM contact list. People like that who can go out and enjoy themselves are so much better than any of you who sit and laugh at them. So grow the **** up and get a clue.
go to battlesoc in Lampy (somewhere down south UK) They use real weapons.. well dulled but still real, expect to walk away with a lot of cuts and bruises, but tis good fun all round
Dalamari said:Although it may seem stupid to think they are crazy for having fun, you need to consider that killing women was prolly fun for Son of Sam, but that doesn't make it right. And yes, I did compare a group of nerds to Son of Sam.
Pressure said:This is about as good as the time someone compared a lady getting the wind knocked out of her to hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians being massacred.
So basically you're saying by this comparison you say that morally dressing up like someone from a RPG and pretend fighting is wrong and almost as bad as killing someone in cold blood. I can definitely see what you're getting at and I think you're onto something big here.
Let's make another comparison:
Dalamari thinks it's fun to play video games. A murderous pedophile may find it fun to kidnap little children, rape them then kill them in a brutal manner. This means both are not right.
Some shit does not work when comparing them. Get your shit straight.
Erestheux said:Pressure, you need to relieve some... pressure. Heh. I don't understand the battle you are trying to fight...
BRODIEMAN2k4 said:I laughed, yes it was funny and I'm sure the people playing around were expecting to get laughs showing that video to other people, why else would they make it? There's no reason to go berserk over someone else laughing at people playing around.
And Pressure, use ****ing paragraphs, there's no way I'm reading that wall of text
The Dark Elf said:its not playing around, its taken pretty seriously.. its no different from regular acting. Ok few of them have been to the Silvia Young Stage school or anywhere able to give oscar winning performances but should that really matter? could any of you do any better? i doubt it very much. It's all about imagination and being part of it, getting into the spirit of things, not about how the costumes look orhow good the acting is.
Besides, on the subject of costumes.. you lot wear HL2 t-shirts and caps in public, or go ape over the newest fashions.. *shrugs* heh, apart from what the media tell you, what else separates some of those fashion crazes from what these guys dress up in? Think about it, many of you wear clothes to fit in, to be part of some group, afraid to be an individual, your more like these guys than any of you seem to want to admit to. Except they leave the dressing up for these events only..
BRODIEMAN2k4 said:Seriously what the hell is with your angsty replies? It's not that big a deal that people are laughing at the video.
Your the one who took all this personally,The Dark Elf said:No, but its pissing some of you off sooo much
Tr0n said:I have no problem with ppl dressing up in anime/gothic/leather/etc costumes...the acting thing is dorky in my opinion.
I actually, truthfully, kinda find it erotic for a girl to dress up in some kinky costume like those I listed, before we engage in...well..sex.Except that furry shit...thats just ****ed up.
...Ok I feel weird now for saying that.
Everyone has their own sexual fetishes...but that ain't one of mine.Raziaar said:You know you get off on the chipmunk costumes, you freak!
Tr0n said:Everyone has their own sexual fetishes...but that ain't one of mine.
Wtf is with the questions?Raziaar said:So its the inanimate objects then, right?
Tr0n said:Wtf is with the questions?
Wtf is with the questions?
No it's not.
BRODIEMAN2k4 said:Your the one who took all this personally,
Tr0n said:It ain't gonna work raz.
Don't even try.
Funny, since your the one posting like an angsty little goth kidThe Dark Elf said:Ohhh right, I follow you. I replied to a thread and didn't agree with what the teenagers said, so naturally because im not part of the crowd I'm taking it personally, or maybe its because im making posts saying "dude, take a chill pill" and "hey TDE you were cruel to h00dlum" AWWWWWW poor mite, did I hurt his feelings? no really, thats just so original, you know I've never ever heard anyone say that before, _take a chill pill_.. brilliant and inspired! Could only have come from a prepubescent.
Do you want a hug and to be told the scary man in a duvet cape and cut out paper mask waving his rubber axe wont come and get you? Because some of you genuinly do seem really scared of anything thats different, poking fun at anything you don't understand and then getting all uppity when someone does the same to you.