"Ironic"

it's not all that destructive, in the scheme of things.. that's some pretty mild evil if you ask me (and i should know :devil:)
 
gh0st said:
weve got 26999 more where that came from. plz send tribute.


If you hand'em over to me I'd probably jsut blow'em up for the "pretyness". How's the shipping btw ?
 
Sprafa said:
If you hand'em over to me I'd probably jsut blow'em up for the "pretyness". How's the shipping btw ?
the only way we'd hand them over to you was from a plane dropping them on you. ARE NEWKS. shipping is 100 thousand children so we can melt them down and use their mental energy to make more.
 
blahblahblah said:
You avatar looks like it wants to kill me. :O

Reflects my true self perfectly then

j\k'ing of course............or am I
 
qckbeam said:
Reflects my true self perfectly then

j\k'ing of course............or am I

I just ordered a nuke from gh0st. You may want to cover your "special areas" from the radioactive blast. :)
 
I can kick a beer keg from here to your house blah, and I've got some nasty aim. Better keep a close eye on the sky while you're getting nukes from.....oh shit, not again!

*qck grabs the cat and uses it to put out the fire on his head
 
Someday they may be used to destroy evil.


Or, if something crappy happens, used by evil to destroy us.

Either way it'll be a bad day for someone
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
Someday they may be used to destroy evil.


Or, if something crappy happens, used by evil to destroy us.

Either way it'll be a bad day for someone

There is no such thing as evil
 
qckbeam said:
There is no such thing as evil
Agreed.. evil is a subjective term.

Ironically, as this topic header goes, the term evil can be used for "malace".
 
We need some amazing device thing like a nuke which only kills certain people.

Adivs0r d00d: mr. president, there's a terrorsit in nyc
Bush: fire the smart nuke. missourah.
Me: HOLY F**K THERES A NUKE COMING TOWARD US!!!!!OMFG!!!
*nuke explodes*
*terrorist dies*
Me: HOLY CRAP IM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!
/me jumps out window
 
ShadowFox said:
Agreed.. evil is a subjective term.
well.. there's mild evil.. like clowns and cold mushrooms, we can all agree on that.
 
Lil' Timmy said:
well.. there's mild evil.. like clowns and cold mushrooms, we can all agree on that.

How can you not like cold mushrooms?
 
Theres no 'evil' there, its a nuclear reaction.

Are you saying the sun is evil?
 
How is the sun evil?

It keeps sustaining all life on earth. Regardless, its just a nuclear reaction. Saying the sun is evil is like saying dropping a rock and having sand fly out in each direction is evil.
 
DoctorGordon said:
How is the sun evil?

It keeps sustains all life on earth. Regardless, its just a nuclear reaction. Saying the sun is evil is like saying dropping a rock and having sand fly out in each direction is evil.

Come on man, the sun is evil by nature. Let's not debate such a fundamental idea, it's pointless.
 
How is everyone reaching this conclusion??? The sun may be scary, but its certainly not a device of evil.
 
DoctorGordon said:
How is the sun evil?

It keeps sustains all life on earth. Regardless, its just a nuclear reaction. Saying the sun is evil is like saying dropping a rock and having sand fly out in each direction is evil.

One day...One day it could go supernova. Its part of its evil plan, to get humans to live and breed until there are tens of billions of us, then it will explode...killing us all. Of course, in the mean time it gets us with sunstroke. Just when we think we have escaped, it gets us with snow blindness, and sunburn where we think we are safest.
 
DoctorGordon said:
How is everyone reaching this conclusion??? The sun may be scary, but its certainly not a device of evil.

You haven't been visiting the Off-Topic Forums enough. The sun is most definitely evil.
 
DoctorGordon said:
How is everyone reaching this conclusion??? The sun may be scary, but its certainly not a device of evil.

Ok, going by your name, Doctor Gordon, I would have expected you to understand this simple idea. What is the world coming to when even doctors don't know of the sun and its evil ways :hmph:
 
1. When it goes supernova in a billion years or so, we certainly wont still be living on the planet.

2. If it didnt exist at this point in time, we would die. Earth would become 1 big block-o-ice.
 
DoctorGordon said:
1. When it goes supernova in a billion years or so, we certainly wont still be living on the planet.

2. If it didnt exist at this point in time, we would die. Earth would become 1 big block-o-ice.

Any chance the Earth can become an Icee ? I like Icee's.
 
You people should be worrying about the asteriod that'll be hitting us in 2019. And, if it hits land...we go out like the dinosaurs. If it hits water, all coastal area surrounding that ocean go bye-bye.
 
DoctorGordon said:
You people should be worrying about the asteriod that'll be hitting us in 2019. And, if it hits land...we go out like the dinosaurs. If it hits water, all coastal area surrounding that ocean go bye-bye.

I hope it hits California. I mean, who likes California anyways. I want Arizona to become a beachfront state.

qckbeam said:
Icee's are evil as well

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!11111 :eek:
 
blahblahblah said:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!11111 :eek:

Yes! Now that your eyes are open to the truth my dear blah you must denounce the Icee and forget your Icee ways! YOUR SOUL DEPENDS ON IT!
 
If it hits land anywhere, the entire planet will become engulfed by a haze of dust so thick that everything becomes pitch black; no sun. Thus, we will freeze and die.
 
DoctorGordon said:
If it hits land anywhere, the entire planet will become engulfed by a haze of dust so thick that everything becomes pitch black; no sun. Thus, we will freeze and die.

Wow, that would be sort of fun if you look at it the right way.
 
DoctorGordon said:
If it hits land anywhere, the entire planet will become engulfed by a haze of dust so thick that everything becomes pitch black; no sun. Thus, we will freeze and die.

I guess I will need to buy a winter coat then.
 
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