Jet Li or Mike Tyson?

Jet Li, obviously. But then again Bruce Lee would kick Let Li's ass.
 
Jet Li....

Why the **** didn't you make a poll?
 
Depends

Mike Tyson back in the early 90's or today?
 
mike tyson cos he'd eat each of his limbs and leave him screaming in agony as just a head and torso then would throw him to the dogs
 
Jet Li. But he wouldn't come out with both ears intact.
 
mike tyson can stand 15 rounds of punishment by the strongest heaviest hitters in the world - jet li is going down
 
no contest ..mike tyson ..he'd rip Jet Li's head off in a second flat. Jet li's what? 140 pounds at most?
 
xcellerate said:
jet li would win, but he's still a pussy compared to bruce lee.
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bruce lee is dead....

jet li could easily win, AS bruce would just be still...
 
You guys are retarded.

"Oooh, ancient chinese kung fu, 2 thousand years old! Beat you every time!"
Do you know how long pure face-punching has been around for? Longer than people.

Mike Tyson is 230 lbs of mega fast and MEGA hard punching. He can take Jet Li's fast but majorly weak strikes.

Martial arts suck. In real life, if you dwarf your competitor, YOU WIN. No style, no dragon stance, none of that bullshit matters in real life.

Mike Tyson would smash Jet Li's oh-so punchable face and turn it into a bag of scrambled eggs.
 
Glo-Boy said:
You guys are retarded.

"Oooh, ancient chinese kung fu, 2 thousand years old! Beat you every time!"
Do you know how long pure face-punching has been around for? Longer than people.

Mike Tyson is 230 lbs of mega fast and MEGA hard punching. He can take Jet Li's fast but majorly weak strikes.

Martial arts suck. In real life, if you dwarf your competitor, YOU WIN. No style, no dragon stance, none of that bullshit matters in real life.

Mike Tyson would smash Jet Li's oh-so punchable face and turn it into a bag of scrambled eggs.
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mike tyson has lost it, he'd probably get knocked out by an old woman these days :E
 
Sure, he loses to boxers who have size advantages on him. He is getting old and he is losing his skill, but nonetheless, he still PUNCHES with 130 lb. barbells in each hand. Good-bye Jet Li.
 
KoreBolteR said:
mike tyson has lost it, he'd probably get knocked out by an old woman these days :E
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please he's far more dangerous than he ever was ...he may not have the strength like he did during his peak but it's his mind ..he's unstable ...I remember an interview with one of his doctors who said something like "he's a ticking timebomb ready to go off, sooner or later he's going to lose control and hurt somebody maybe even fatally"


Tyson once said this in a press interview:

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep me from killing y'all,"


jet li uses wires and fancy tricks to make him do what he does ...mike tyson is the real thing ...if they ever did have a fight ..one of them would be leaving in a body bag and it wouldnt be Tyson ..the guy's a freakin lunatic
 
Isn't Mike Tyson getting old? If he's not, then Mike Tyson wins, Jet Li is just an actor and the martial arts he does wouldn't really help him against Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson could punch you in the stomach and break your back. Jet Li does Wushu which is all a bunch of flashy stuff.
 
Right?

I can't believe some of these stupid nerds who think they're indefinitely smart thinking Jet Li would win. I can't believe I type messages on this forum. I should stop.
 
What about Jackie Chan? Come on.. He is awesome. At least when he was younger, he was the shit!

*Correction*
He still is the shit.
 
Honestly, i think that if Mike Tyson actually fought him that he would probably end up killing Jet Li due to the massive blows the head. He is literally insane.
 
who do you guys think jet li is???
there is a reason that heavyweight boxing is dominated by well,..... heavyweights
size, speed, stamina, raw power, technique = heavy weight boxer
 
Jet Li.....He knows martial arts. One of my friends is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and he can kick someones ass thats twice as strong as him.
 
Jackie Chan still does his own stunts. Meaning Jackie Chan is in a higher league than anyone you can name besides Will Smith. Will Smith is in a league of his own meaning he rules everything and everyone.
 
Da-Muffin-Man said:
Jet Li.....He knows martial arts. One of my friends is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and he can kick someones ass thats twice as strong as him.
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ahem ..

1.2 seconds


that's how long I expect Jet li to stay alive in the ring
 
Da-Muffin-Man said:
Jet Li.....He knows martial arts. One of my friends is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and he can kick someones ass thats twice as strong as him.
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First of all, martial arts help to a certain degree, but after you get into the realm of REAL tough guys, it doesn't do SHIT.

Go ahead, tell your ****** friend who knows tae kwon do to try a finger strike on a big scary black guy. Go ahead, dare him. Watch him start giving you a load of bullshit about self control and honor.

He could kick the ass of a slightly weaker tae kwon do student ONLY.
 
the advantage jet-li would have is speed. jet-li is very quick and mike tyson wasn't the fastest puncher, even in his prime. now if jet-li fought smart, and had some well placed kicks(which can be very strong), i think jet-li could beat him. if it was just a boxing match, tyson would probably win. its not as black and white and glo-boy sees it. many variables.

I don't know jet-li's kicking power, but bruce lee could kick a 300lb heavy bag and make it slap up against the ceiling with his side kicks. if jet-li has anything near that power, he could take tyson down very quickly. anyway the key would be speed, dodging tysons mammoth death punches one at a time and looking for an opening. a mistake though, and its all over for jet-li because hes just not a very large man capable of taking huge hits.
 
you assume that tyson wouldnt wrestle or use his legs at all
fools
tyson would destroy a 5ft chinaman
 
poseyjmac said:
the advantage jet-li would have is speed. jet-li is very quick and mike tyson wasn't the fastest puncher, even in his prime. now if jet-li fought smart, and had some well placed kicks(which can be very strong), i think jet-li could beat him. if it was just a boxing match, tyson would probably win. its not as black and white and glo-boy sees it. many variables.

I don't know jet-li's kicking power, but bruce lee could kick a 300lb heavy bag and make it slap up against the ceiling with his side kicks. if jet-li has anything near that power, he could take tyson down very quickly. anyway the key would be speed, dodging tysons mammoth death punches one at a time and looking for an opening. a mistake though, and its all over for jet-li because hes just not a very large man capable of taking huge hits.
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How wrong can you internet folk be?

Jet Li is weak and knows a dance. Wushu is a dance. It's barely a martial art. This is a black and white thing. If you're angry, really strong, and pissed, you can beat the shit out of a small happy chinese dancer.

Bruce Lee couldn't do what you claim. Not a chance. Make a 300 pound heavy bag slap the ceiling with 1 kick... really? Wow, then how come he wasn't a kick boxer - or better yet, how about a regular boxer. Oh you know, with his 1-inch-punch-of-******ry.
 
Prince of China said:
South East Asian martial arts would actually be useful for most situations.
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Against people who can't fight at all, and other martial artists. That's it.

Don't bring Tang Soo Do to a street fight or you'll get smashed.
 
Glo-Boy said:
Against people who can't fight at all, and other martial artists. That's it.

Don't bring Tang Soo Do to a street fight or you'll get smashed.
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Have you ever seen South East Asian martial arts? They're basically boxing except with kicks, knees, elbows and grappling. Muay Thai, Muay Boran and Lethwei.
Glo-Boy said:
How wrong can you internet folk be?

Jet Li is weak and knows a dance. Wushu is a dance. It's barely a martial art. This is a black and white thing. If you're angry, really strong, and pissed, you can beat the shit out of a small happy chinese dancer.

Bruce Lee couldn't do what you claim. Not a chance. Make a 300 pound heavy bag slap the ceiling with 1 kick... really? Wow, then how come he wasn't a kick boxer - or better yet, how about a regular boxer. Oh you know, with his 1-inch-punch-of-******ry.
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Bruce Lee didn't have to be a kick boxer. He was strong because he made his training intense. He could do pushups with one finger and a thumb with one hand.
 
Glo-Boy said:
Bruce Lee couldn't do what you claim. Not a chance. Make a 300 pound heavy bag slap the ceiling with 1 kick... really? Wow, then how come he wasn't a kick boxer - or better yet, how about a regular boxer. Oh you know, with his 1-inch-punch-of-******ry.
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because he wanted to become powerful for himself mostly. not so he could prove anything to anyone, and he liked teaching others to express their bodies. and of course he liked making movies and exposing americans and others to chinese culture, and get across that the chinese don't just go around in big hats and say fong shong yong wong and should be taken seriously. his agenda was pretty unique as a martial artist.

a lot of feats bruce lee did were unbelievable. his side kick was extremely powerful if you ever saw it in full motion video. but look at his physique, how developed his muscles are, it might help you understand.

but i dont see why you're getting so worked up because of what we 'internet folk' are saying. :cheers:

also do you have any linkage to proof that mike tyson punched with 130lb dumbells? i believe it, it would just be cool to see some video or something.
 
There are too many "stances" and too much assumption.

I have taken Kung Fu and Tang Soo Do.

The moves always revolve around assuming your opponent is going to completely extend his arm and swoop down with it in a clumsy manner, or completely leave his body open to an attack while flailing his arm out to the side. Always assuming stupid shit that won't happen will happen.


And about the Tyson thing, it was on a special on TV about him. My friend and I watched it together, I'll ask him and get back to you on that. It wasn't like jabbing, it was more like sweeping hooks and uppercuts.
 
poseyjmac said:
because he wanted to become powerful for himself mostly. not so he could prove anything to anyone, and he liked teaching others to express their bodies. and of course he liked making movies and exposing americans and others to chinese culture, and get across that the chinese don't just go around in big hats and say fong shong yong wong and should be taken seriously. his agenda was pretty unique as a martial artist.

a lot of feats bruce lee did were unbelievable. his side kick was extremely powerful if you ever saw it in full motion video. but look at his physique, how developed his muscles are, it might help you understand.

but i dont see why you're getting so worked up because of what we 'internet folk' are saying. :cheers:

also do you have any linkage to proof that mike tyson punched with 130lb dumbells? i believe it, it would just be cool to see some video or something.
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One recipient described his side kick as getting hit by a car.
 
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