Jetski vs. Table

[Yuri]

C'mon, vote.

As I've already stated, jetski because you can strap a table to a jetski but you can't strap a jetski to a table.

Anyone who disagrees with me is obviously the stupidest piece of worthless, brain-ridden dog crap in the world and should immediately kill themselves for the betterment of mankind.

 

[Beerdude26]

But tables can hold a lot of stuff, like a sheep

 

[Nat Turner]

I vote table because you can have sex better on it.

 

[Yuri]

I vote table because you can have sex better on it.

But it isn't as hot.

But tables can hold a lot of stuff, like a sheep

Sheep in a jetski > sheep on table.

 

[Muffin Man]

I vote table because you can have sex better on it.

not if u get a ice curvy jestski. but you also could put an engine on a table and make a super P.I.M.P. table/jetskit, table ftw

 

[Glirk Dient]

Jetski can smash into the table and ruin it's shit.

 

[short recoil]

It cannot be determined because with either one you've got a better chance if you let go of them, depends on the table tho, a very very large light plastic one would actually slow you, a massive medieval oak thing would pull you down just as quick as jet ski.

 

[Yuri]

not if u get a ice curvy jestski. but you also could put an engine on a table and make a super P.I.M.P. table/jetskit, table ftw

Jetski can smash into the table and ruin it's shit.

These people are not stupid like everyone who disagrees with us.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Jetski places on top of a table. Seat belt from jetski (which i just made up) wraps around the table = Jetski strapped to table. Table wins...legs down! hahaahahahaha, see what i did there? Wow tables are funny too.

Vote tables!

 

[short recoil]

I vote table because you can have sex better on it.

Actually i dunno, a jetski dosn't have hard edge, a jetski has a nice soft seat, handlebars to hold onto (useful) and the engine makes the whole thing vibrate........

 

[Asknoone]

Jetski.

 

[Beerdude26]

Sheep in a table > Sheep in a jetski

 

[Yuri]

Jetski places on top of a table. Seat belt from jetski (which i just made up) wraps around the table = Jetski strapped to table. Table wins...legs down! hahaahahahaha, see what i did there? Wow tables are funny too.

Vote tables!

Hectic Glenn is on drugs and his posts should be read with extreme caution.

 

[Nat Turner]

Actually i dunno, a jetski dosn't have hard edge, a jetski has a nice soft seat, handlebars to hold onto (useful) and the engine makes the whole thing vibrate........

Yeah but if you fall off, it completely ruins the moment. And it's much harder to fall off the table. But I guess if you practice on the jet ski then it's better.

 

[kirovman]

I just cannot get enough of tables. I have so many things, but not enough tables to place them on top of. Tables are really good at putting things on. Jetski's are quite good for the occasional fling, but tables can provide a stable and steady relationship, on which you can have reliable and hawt sex.

 

[Muffin Man]

no its not, you have a nice position in on teh jetski, nice and cozy. think about it.

 

[Glirk Dient]

Jetski > table

 

[Muffin Man]

chick > jetski, chick > table, table > jetski

 

[Glirk Dient]

chick > jetski, chick > table, table > jetski

prove it with maths!

 

[Nat Turner]

chick > jetski, chick > table, table > jetski

Depends on the chick

 

[outpost]

It is unknown what will be greater? There are far too many different factors that it really limits chances of coming up with a provable, correct answer.

 

[Muffin Man]

 

[Hectic Glenn]

dude totally, whys everyone having such a hard time working this out. Tables come in so many varieties, jetski's are just waterhogs, how sad tbh.

Yuri, why do you judge me

 

[Dalamari]

You can have sex on a table, having sex on a jetski is CRAZY! even...


EXTREME!

 

[Glirk Dient]

You can have sex on a table, having sex on a jetski is CRAZY! even...


EXTREME!

You can't beat EXTREME!

 

[kirovman]

Remember, this thread has to last at least 2 years. So keep the flow of new material steady.

 

[63]

Ever thought that Gordon might be the Gman? I mean, they both have green eyes... it can't get any more obvious than that.

 

[Nat Turner]

Tables can be used even when it's below 0 degrees celcius.

 

[Raeven0]

Tables aren't near as tough to lug around...

 

[el Chi]

Anyone who disagrees with me is obviously the stupidest piece of worthless, brain-ridden dog crap in the world and should immediately kill themselves for the betterment of mankind.

Oh yeah? Well babe, I just voted table to spite you, so soak that up.
Stupid piece of worthless what-you-saids ftw, etc.

I figure, if you can have dinner whilst eating off a table on a jetski then you're cool. If you can have dinner whilst eating off a table UNDERNEATH a jetski then you will be our new God.

I love you.

 

[Yuri]

Ever thought that Gordon might be the Gman? I mean, they both have green eyes... it can't get any more obvious than that.

Don't forget the way that they both position their faces in those two images, because its the same pose.

Yuri, why do you judge me

It's love, HG.

 

[el Chi]

Looks like you're losing, babe. Waaaah-ha-ha-ha!

 

[Yuri]

only by one sorry loser-vote

<3

 

[Muffin Man]

only by one sorry loser-vote

<3

MY loser vote, MUAHA !

 

[Ikerous]

I voted jetski.. do i get anything kewl?

 

[Muffin Man]

I voted jetski.. do i get anything kewl?

yes, eternal damnation, and a roundhouses kick to the face from chuck norris

 

[el Chi]

only by one sorry loser-vote

<3

That's all it takes in this table-loving democracy, you jetski chump.

<3

yes, eternal damnation, and a roundhouses kick to the face from chuck norris

Waffles

 

[Evo]

Hmmm, interesting debate. I say table, just so much better, hell, can you play a decent FPS on a Jetski? I don't think so!

Table pwns!

 

[Blackghost905]

Jetski all the way

 

[Ennui]

Table.