Jetski vs. Table

[outpost]

**** ya'll jetskis!

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Debate thief.

 

[JNightshade]

Jeeeeeeeeeeeetski.

 

[Raeven0]

Three pages in and still no one's suggested a table on a jetski.

I'm disappointed.

 

[Naudian]

I like tables...they remind me of food, and I like food.

 

[Danimal]

Pfft, tables got no keys n3wb.

Which is a good thing! Not to mention the fact that JACK THOMPSON USES A JET-SKI. Hitler did too, and he's dead! Watch yourselves.

 

[Sulkdodds]

This debate is bullshit. Bullshit. Neither side can ever win, and neither side will ever stop because it's always revenge for revenge for revenge for an eye for an eye for an eye for an eye - all the way down along the line. Old hatreds. The roots are forgotten. And nobody has the sense to just stop. Because it's not Jetski vs Table. It never should have been. It should be Jetski and Table.

Think on that.

Yeah.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Pfft, tables got no keys n3wb.

Cybersh33p is spinning in his grave.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[kirovman]

Cybersh33p is spinning in his grave.

-Angry Lawyer

What? Sheepy's dead?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Dead tired of getting no phone reception while roaming the jungle!

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Cybersh33p is spinning in his grave.

-Angry Lawyer

WHAT!?

I ALWAYS LOVED YOU SHEEPY!

 

[kirovman]

Goddamn, that's awful ;(

 

[Sulkdodds]

Don't start this again!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Sheepy's dead, and it's your goddamn fault.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Sheepy's dead, and it's your goddamn fault.

-Angry Lawyer

How did he die oh disgruntled one? Not the buttons...NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTONS!?!?!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

In an ironic twist, food poisoning from undercooked lamb.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Danimal]

He suffered slowly from excessive vomiting, his corpse was found under the hood of his car, hugging the engine.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

You besmirch his legacy by butchering his quote.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[AntiAnto]

Have you ever slept under a jetski? I think the answer is obvious.