Jokes

[Prince of China]

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

Spoiler

When you jump on a trampoline you take your shoes off.

What's the difference between a tree and a dead baby?

Spoiler

One is legal to hit with an axe.

What do vegetarian ogres eat?

Spoiler

Cabbage Patch kids.

 

[Beerdude26]

@ Cyberpitz : That's so brutal and random it's hilarious

 

[Ol'Master]

Why did the man cave the baby's head in with a brick?

He was an escaped mental patient.

 

[Pesmerga]

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF016ADBubbleGnomes.jpg

I need not say more!

 

[ríomhaire]

james Bond (Sean Connery of course) is doing some shopping in a supermarket and a girl goes up to him.
"Hello Mr. 007, do you have any gadgets?"
"Why, yes. This watch is a very impressive gadget if I do say so myself"
"What does it do?"
"Well, for 1 it's telling me that your not wearing any clothes"
"It's obviously broken then"
"Oh sorry, it's half an hour fast"

 

[User Name:]

james Bond (Sean Connery of course) is doing some shopping in a supermarket and a girl goes up to him.
"Hello Mr. 007, do you have any gadgets?"
"Why, yes. This watch is a very impressive gadget if I do say so myself"
"What does it do?"
"Well, for 1 it's telling me that your not wearing any clothes"
"It's obviously broken then"
"Oh sorry, it's half an hour fast"

hehe good one :cheers:

 

[mindless_moder]

too elaborate.