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So a couple is going through the woods, and a thief kidnaps the husband and rapes the wife, then the husband dies from a stab wound. That's the story pretty much.
Then for the next hour you watch the same story get told 4 times, each time the woman cries in hysterics for 10 minutes and promptly falls to the ground after she commits any sort of action. This includes but is not limited to repeating the phrase, "stop looking at me like that" three thousand times.
The movie is basically a court, where you hear the thief's version, the woman's version, the dead husband's version, and some lumberjack's version of how the murder/rape went down. Then a baby is found, its clothes get stolen, people are innately evil and selfish, then the baby goes home with some dude who already has six children. Fin.
While the movie wasn't so awful i got up and left, that doesn't mean i didn't want to. I will admit it was better than I thought it was going to be, but I probably would have been just as entertained had the wall it was shown on been freshly painted and we all got to watch it dry.
So far i've seen: A trip to the Moon, The General, M, Battleship Potemkin, Stagecoach, The Awful Truth, Citizen Kane, Lying Lips, Singin in the Rain, Open City, Vivre sa vie: Film en douze tableaux, and finally Rashomon. And the only ones that didn't waste my time were: The General, The Awful Truth, and Citizen Kane--and even those three would have been better had they been shorter.
Then for the next hour you watch the same story get told 4 times, each time the woman cries in hysterics for 10 minutes and promptly falls to the ground after she commits any sort of action. This includes but is not limited to repeating the phrase, "stop looking at me like that" three thousand times.
The movie is basically a court, where you hear the thief's version, the woman's version, the dead husband's version, and some lumberjack's version of how the murder/rape went down. Then a baby is found, its clothes get stolen, people are innately evil and selfish, then the baby goes home with some dude who already has six children. Fin.
While the movie wasn't so awful i got up and left, that doesn't mean i didn't want to. I will admit it was better than I thought it was going to be, but I probably would have been just as entertained had the wall it was shown on been freshly painted and we all got to watch it dry.
So far i've seen: A trip to the Moon, The General, M, Battleship Potemkin, Stagecoach, The Awful Truth, Citizen Kane, Lying Lips, Singin in the Rain, Open City, Vivre sa vie: Film en douze tableaux, and finally Rashomon. And the only ones that didn't waste my time were: The General, The Awful Truth, and Citizen Kane--and even those three would have been better had they been shorter.