Killin' people

[Foxtrot]

Have you ever thought about killing someone? I do all the time, sometimes I plan out exactly how I would do it. I chose which weapon, where I would do it and how. Hmmm, random thought, is this thread a little strange? Oh well. I will describe one person I plan on killing all the time, a fat co-worker!

I have thought up of a whole bunch of ways to kill her, guns, robots, poisoning, asphyxiation, explosions and fire. But, I like to keep things simple. My plan was to go to her house(I looked up her address...I am not a stalker...) and wait for her to get home after she gets off of work. Once she gets out of the car, BAM! Right in the face with a steel pipe! Not just once though, like 20 times in the head...and then I run away. Of course, I would never do this out of fear of being in prison.
Anyone else have any stories they would like to share? I am really bored and have nothing better to do.

 

[h00dlum]

You are a very sick man\boy....

 

[hasan]

Where can you get a 'Kudo Schinchi' when you need one?

 

[Hazar]

If you want to know how to commit the perfect murder, ask a doctor.

 

[DoctorGordon]

I have a vision of destroying every useless and low-IQ person on the planet. Perhaps by lauching them all into the sun.

 

[Foxtrot]

If you want to know how to commit the perfect murder, ask a doctor.

I already have all the info I need:
:x

 

[Dedalus]

I have a vision of destroying every useless and low-IQ person on the planet. Perhaps by lauching them all into the sun.

i like do tell me more, and i can give you a few pointers :sniper:

 

[Foxtrot]

I should probably add why I want to kill her, she is a bitch...not just a bitch, THE bitch.

 

[joule]

I always think and act out killing people. Always in bullet-time, too. I just love Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne.

 

[Foxtrot]

I always think and act out killing people. Always in bullet-time, too. I just love Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne.

Bullet time is sweet, I imagine myself killing people in bullet time...all the time.

 

[AntiAnto]

Never for people. But my friends an I are always wondering the best way we could kill sulls (because three of my friends got sull's shit on their heads). We made up something: we put a hook hanging at a fishing wire in a piece of food. The sull eats the piece, it swallows the piece, the hook get stuck in its stomach. Then we pull the wire and all the organs go out.

 

[CptStern]

Never for people. But my friends an I are always wondering the best way we could kill sulls (because three of my friends got sull's shit on their heads). We made up something: we put a hook hanging at a fishing wire in a piece of food. The sull eats the piece, it swallows the piece, the hook get stuck in its stomach. Then we pull the wire and all the organs go out.

why? why? must little boys kill innocent animals?

some of you are disturbed

 

[AntiAnto]

why? why? must little boys kill innocent animals?

some of you are disturbed

You never got shit of sulls on you, do you?

 

[dart321]

I'm gonna give you a phone number.

uh... if you're having "problems" just call it, leave a full name of your targ-uh... "problem" and it will be taken care of. You didn't get this from me.

1-800-RENTAWACK

Be advised, DO NOT call 1-900-RENTAWACK. Trust me.

 

[Raziaar]

I'm reporting some of your IP's to the authorities... Hahaha... is he joking? yes... or is he? Dun dun dun!

J/k

















Or not.

 

[zer0kewl]

i would like my mom death
but she is already so old so why kill her
btw she say's that i'm digging her grave.

 

[Foxtrot]

i would like my mom death
but she is already so old so why kill her
btw she say's that i'm digging her grave.

Why do you want to kill your mom? Or more importantly, how?

 

[Tr0n]

Why not just get a new job?

 

[Homer]

Dude. your ****ed up.

 

[SpuD]

You Guys are crazy.

 

[DoctorGordon]

Destroy The Universe!!! Destroy The Universe!!! Muhahahahaha!!!

 

[Burn]

I dont want to kill anyone, but I'd like to hurt alot of people.

 

[RRunner]

Talk to some1 before you mix that shit with alcohol or drugs m8...

 

[HunterSeeker]

Sometimes my mind wanders a lot and I plan an almost perfect technique for murder.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

No, I never have. Except in the context of writing / criticism of films and books.

Certainly not to the frightening degree presented here. :O

 

[K e r b e r o s]

So...hurry up and kill her then. If you've planned it, and you said you've thought about numerous times, whats holding you back?

The law? Murder is no law--its the disreguard to it.

 

[Raziaar]

They had a "The Practice" episode about this very thing. About an old man who always dreamed and thought about killing his wife of many years. Planning it out, trying to think up the perfect murder he could get away with, but never had any intention of going through with.

 

[Link]

...Of course, I would never do this out of fear of being in prison....

If thats true, if that is the only reason, then perhaps you should seek help. Seriously, you may hate her, you may want to "kill her" like you would like to kill a little sister or complaining mother (You know, when you think "ohh, I could kill her right now", even though you would never hurt them) but if you actually wish to do what you describe then change jobs and seek counseling.

Don't answer this if you don't want to, but were your parents divorced, and if so, which one did you stay with?

 

[Spartan]

Have you ever thought about killing someone? I do all the time, sometimes I plan out exactly how I would do it. I chose which weapon, where I would do it and how. Hmmm, random thought, is this thread a little strange? Oh well. I will describe one person I plan on killing all the time, a fat co-worker!

For self-defence, yes. I sometimes think about various ways of killing someone, with or without weapons. Passes the time.

 

[Foxtrot]

If thats true, if that is the only reason, then perhaps you should seek help. Seriously, you may hate her, you may want to "kill her" like you would like to kill a little sister or complaining mother (You know, when you think "ohh, I could kill her right now", even though you would never hurt them) but if you actually wish to do what you describe then change jobs and seek counseling.

Don't answer this if you don't want to, but were your parents divorced, and if so, which one did you stay with?

Well, I suppose I wouldn't kill her because I am not a very violent person either. I haven't been in a fight since grade school(I am now 18), but if you want to know my parents were divorced and I spent some time living with both and now I live with my Dad.

 

[Yakuza]

Of course, I would never do this out of fear of being in prison.

LMAO.....God forbid you dont do it because you actualy care for anothers life.

 

[qckbeam]

This thread is disturbing. What the hell is wrong with you people?

 

[Tr0n]

This thread is disturbing. What the hell is wrong with you people?

I have my eyes on you.... :sniper:

 

[Griz]

Holy sh*t, some of you guys are f'ed up. I suggest some serious therapy....and soon!!!

 

[NeptuneUK]

Destroy The Universe!!! Destroy The Universe!!! Muhahahahaha!!!

this guy understands me and my vision, we're on the same wavelength.

 

[Gorgon]

Have you ever thought about killing someone? I do all the time, sometimes I plan out exactly how I would do it. I chose which weapon, where I would do it and how. Hmmm, random thought, is this thread a little strange? Oh well. I will describe one person I plan on killing all the time, a fat co-worker!

I have thought up of a whole bunch of ways to kill her, guns, robots, poisoning, asphyxiation, explosions and fire. But, I like to keep things simple. My plan was to go to her house(I looked up her address...I am not a stalker...) and wait for her to get home after she gets off of work. Once she gets out of the car, BAM! Right in the face with a steel pipe! Not just once though, like 20 times in the head...and then I run away. Of course, I would never do this out of fear of being in prison.
Anyone else have any stories they would like to share? I am really bored and have nothing better to do.

we have something in common. We are natural born killers.

:sniper:

http://www.ukquad.com/naturalbornkillersrolled.jpg

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

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K!!!



I'll be leaving this thread now.......



/me is scared

 

[Ghost Freeman]

Maybe, why does it matter?

 

[PvtRyan]

Sick bastards...

 

[Yakuza]

Maybe, why does it matter?

Because Cam. We are human and humans a messed up. This is like a "comming out" thread of how anybody is capable of something really realy bad.