Kim Jong Il Dead at 70

[Shem]

Kim Jong Il, the second-generation North Korean dictator who defied global condemnation to build nuclear weapons while his people starved, has died, Yonhap News reported. He was 70.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-12-19/kim-jong-il-north-korea-s-dear-leader-dictator-dead-at-70-yonhap-says.html

 

[Krynn72]

Horray!

 

[Shem]

Too bad his sons will be there to fill the void.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

It's only bad if they're as big assholes as him.

 

[AKIRA]

Numbers...WHERE IS HE

 

[Krynn72]

Numbers...WHERE IS HE

He's in the parade going on in the streets as we speak.

 

[Acepilotf14]

If only he had cured his Ilness.

 

[Stigmata]

As long as his reign is taken over by that one cool son who tried to book it to Chinese Disneyland illegally, everything will be alright.

[edit] Oh damnit. Uh, "Only the most Jongoistic will be mourning this man's passing." Took me four minutes, and I regret all of them.

 

[[Dragoon]]

As long as his reign is taken over by that one cool son who tried to book it to Chinese Disneyland illegally, everything will be alright.

That one fell out of favor because of that incident, I hear. Looks like the youngest son is going to take over.

 

[15357]

Oh god this is awesome we need ****ing parades and shit

But I do worry that the Commies might try something rash and make us have to kill them all.



I haven't even finished bayonet training yet! So all I'll be doing is running good Pohang steel up 'em.

Ah well, must get back to exams. The world might end next week for us, but I still need to scrape by with a B+.

 

[Yuri]

 

[Raziaar]

YAY!

Tiny little bastard needed to go. Too bad it took too ****ing long.

 

[Stylo]

Poor rittle Kim.

 

[anomalosmaterial]

That one fell out of favor because of that incident, I hear. Looks like the youngest son is going to take over.

Didnt the youngest get caught in a Japanese soap house illegally?

 

[Raziaar]

Oh god... I'm watching all of these now. I love em.

 

[Bad^Hat]

His dad died 17 years ago, but that didn't stop him being president. :v

But yeah, ding dong and all that.

 

[15357]

Didnt the youngest get caught in a Japanese soap house illegally?

That's the other guy. Nothing much is known about the youngest son.


Man I hope they have riots. I wanna drive a tank into Kim Jong Il's statue so badly now.

 

[Sliver]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrvIM1ENcbA

Can't wait to see if the funeral videos are as bizarre as this one. I think the North Korean's held Kim Il-Sung in higher regard than his son, though both are gods in their eyes.

 

[lord_raken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrvIM1ENcbA

Can't wait to see if the funeral videos are as bizarre as this one. I think the North Korean's held Kim Il-Sung in higher regard than his son, though both are gods in their eyes.

Holly shit! so that's what happens to the Swarm when the Overmind dies. 0_0

 

[Escaep]

He must have been very il.

 

[anomalosmaterial]

Holly shit! so that's what happens to the Swarm when the Overmind dies. 0_0

Hint: Its all a show, thats probably the central plaza in Pyongyang

I doubt they give a half a shit mostly, the change will amount to naught

 

[unozero]

HAHAHA

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

RIP Kim

 

[Shakermaker]

HAHAHA

Wow, hysteria.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Picture of Kim Jong-il staring into the void that awaits him notably absent from http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

 

[Stormy]

 

[The Monkey]

Meh, he was a puppet leader for the military commanders anyway, just like his son will be.

 

[ríomhaire]

Quickly take out their pylons while they're disorganized!

 

[CptStern]

WTF? Lil' Kim died?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/people-that-thought-lil-kim-died



whois lil'kim?

 

[Dynasty]

Yet another death to be torn over.

Communist dictator with nuclear weapons and a serious potential threat to world freedom?

Or a great leader that has just been misunderstood due to some differences with South Korea.

Unfortunately, it seems the press love the bad side of people, so he's being plastered in negative-only light and reading between the lines reveals their relief that he's dead. Personally, I dont know what category to put him under, as the only threat I've seen him being is to South Korea, China or Japan.

Yet the West's instant reaction is ''Ahhhhh ***t son! Hiz little boy got nukes now son! Best be watchin' his ass ready to strike back!''

 

[<RJMC>]

Yet another death to be torn over.

Communist dictator with nuclear weapons and a serious potential threat to world freedom?

Or a great leader that has just been misunderstood due to some differences with South Korea.

Unfortunately, it seems the press love the bad side of people, so he's being plastered in negative-only light and reading between the lines reveals their relief that he's dead. Personally, I dont know what category to put him under, as the only threat I've seen him being is to South Korea, China or Japan.

Yet the West's instant reaction is ''Ahhhhh ***t son! Hiz little boy got nukes now son! Best be watchin' his ass ready to strike back!''

another case of the people that dont know,why dont you go live there to see for yourself? maybe stern will bring you there when he goes to the mourning

 

[Shem]

Yet another death to be torn over.

Communist dictator with nuclear weapons and a serious potential threat to world freedom?

Or a great leader that has just been misunderstood due to some differences with South Korea.

Unfortunately, it seems the press love the bad side of people, so he's being plastered in negative-only light and reading between the lines reveals their relief that he's dead. Personally, I dont know what category to put him under, as the only threat I've seen him being is to South Korea, China or Japan.

Yet the West's instant reaction is ''Ahhhhh ***t son! Hiz little boy got nukes now son! Best be watchin' his ass ready to strike back!''

Are you a North Korean, or just high on drugs? Kim Jong Il's lust for military power and dominance over South Korea greatly overshadowed his care for the people. The media had every right to paint a negative picture of him. He was one of the worst dictators alive and deserved his fate.

 

[Stylo]

Is anyone here North Korean? Oh yeah, I forgot, no internets for the people in N.K.

 

[Eejit]

So jong and thanks for all the fish

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Are you a North Korean, or just high on drugs? Kim Jong Il's lust for military power and dominance over South Korea greatly overshadowed his care for the people. The media had every right to paint a negative picture of him. He was one of the worst dictators alive and deserved his fate.

His fate of living beyond the average life expectancy of his people?

 

[Shem]

Oh, sorry, that was an Il-advised statement. I meant to say that he deserved to live no longer.

 

[15357]

Yet another death to be torn over.

Communist dictator with nuclear weapons and a serious potential threat to world freedom?

Or a great leader that has just been misunderstood due to some differences with South Korea.

Unfortunately, it seems the press love the bad side of people, so he's being plastered in negative-only light and reading between the lines reveals their relief that he's dead. Personally, I dont know what category to put him under, as the only threat I've seen him being is to South Korea, China or Japan.

Yet the West's instant reaction is ''Ahhhhh ***t son! Hiz little boy got nukes now son! Best be watchin' his ass ready to strike back!''

Are you serious?

I am truly at a loss for words.

 

[Krynn72]

The only way Dynasty's post makes any sense is if he had no idea who Kim Jong Il was beyond "he was a leader of some country". If he knew any more than that he'd know better than to think such a stupid thing. Therefore, I must assume, that he was trolling.

 

[Yuri]

Yet another death to be torn over.

Communist dictator with nuclear weapons and a serious potential threat to world freedom?

Or a great leader that has just been misunderstood due to some differences with South Korea.

Unfortunately, it seems the press love the bad side of people, so he's being plastered in negative-only light and reading between the lines reveals their relief that he's dead. Personally, I dont know what category to put him under, as the only threat I've seen him being is to South Korea, China or Japan.

Yet the West's instant reaction is ''Ahhhhh ***t son! Hiz little boy got nukes now son! Best be watchin' his ass ready to strike back!''

Yet another death to be torn over.

Communist dictator with nuclear weapons and a serious potential threat to world freedom?

Or a great leader that has just been misunderstood due to some differences with South Korea.

Unfortunately, it seems the press love the bad side of people, so he's being plastered in negative-only light and reading between the lines reveals their relief that he's dead. Personally, I dont know what category to put him under, as the only threat I've seen him being is to South Korea, China or Japan.

Yet the West's instant reaction is ''Ahhhhh ***t son! Hiz little boy got nukes now son! Best be watchin' his ass ready to strike back!''

Yet another death to be torn over.

Communist dictator with nuclear weapons and a serious potential threat to world freedom?

Or a great leader that has just been misunderstood due to some differences with South Korea.

Unfortunately, it seems the press love the bad side of people, so he's being plastered in negative-only light and reading between the lines reveals their relief that he's dead. Personally, I dont know what category to put him under, as the only threat I've seen him being is to South Korea, China or Japan.

Yet the West's instant reaction is ''Ahhhhh ***t son! Hiz little boy got nukes now son! Best be watchin' his ass ready to strike back!''

Yet another death to be torn over.

Communist dictator with nuclear weapons and a serious potential threat to world freedom?

Or a great leader that has just been misunderstood due to some differences with South Korea.

Unfortunately, it seems the press love the bad side of people, so he's being plastered in negative-only light and reading between the lines reveals their relief that he's dead. Personally, I dont know what category to put him under, as the only threat I've seen him being is to South Korea, China or Japan.

Yet the West's instant reaction is ''Ahhhhh ***t son! Hiz little boy got nukes now son! Best be watchin' his ass ready to strike back!''

I just wanted to quote quite possibly The Worst Post Ever Made Of All Time Anywhere a few times. feels good man

 

[Stigmata]

Jack the Ripper - serial killer, or misunderstood spectral soul redeemer?