Kissing to be banned?!

[mortiz]

Yea, it's like sooo three dimensional!

 

[PvtRyan]

We should see more scientists becoming world leaders, such as our hero Gordon Freeman

Yeah great idea genius, a mute as a politician...
Gordon as the president of the US, when Gordon just began a war against Xen to look for WMD's and he's asked his opinion by a reporter on a couple of 'our boys' being killed there.... *dead silence* and then the reporter goes 'Gordon, snap out of it, you're staring at me again.'

 

[RTFMish]

Denice : Shutup fag, I fu.cked your mom last night
Little Bobby : my mom is dead, you asshole!
Denice : I know, I fu.cked her in her grave!
Little Bobby : *crys*