Kittens are awesome.

Everyone said:
Cats vs Dogs
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Can't I like both?

EDIT:

This household has three cats, the oldest is 11 years old, another is 4, and the newest addition is a 7 week old kitten.

 
Sir Phoenixx said:
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:D

Img quote for epicness
 
Kittens, you say? Why funnily enough I have a fun story relating to discussing kittens!
On Saturday I met (for the second time) this girl called Luby (pronounced "Loo-bee", it's short for Louisa - quite why you'd want to shorten a nice name like that to something as silly as that I'm not sure) and she was having a drink with us market traders and my friend Tim, who's been staying with me for the past few days.

This girl has everyeveryeverything wrong with her: physical illnesses upon psychological problems upon this, that and the other. It's really sad but the way she constantly brings these conditions up becomes rather grating and eventually you get sympathy fatigue. She consistently managed to bring down the tone in a trice, no matter how diligently we tried to talk about cheery things. If it wasn't so obnoxious it'd be impressive.

My favourite example:
*To stop the unwarranted depressing drift of the conversation, el Chi chimes in with something happier*

el Chi: You know what's great? Kittens! Kittens are great.

Tim: Aw yeah! Kittens are brilliant!

Luby: I helped deliver my aunt's kittens.

el Chi and Tim: ^____^

Luby: After six, she stopped moving properly, so I put my finger in her mouth to open up her airway a bit, she stopped breathing and then juddered and then she was dead.

el Chi and Tim:
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Luby: We found out afterwards that she still had one more kitten inside her, which died with her.

el Chi and Tim: D: D:
 
How did you find out she had another one inside of her? did she cut the cat open or did the cat ejaculate it after it died?

-dodo
 
el Chi said:
Kittens, you say? Why funnily enough I have a fun story relating to discussing kittens!
On Saturday I met (for the second time) this girl called Luby (pronounced "Loo-bee", it's short for Louisa - quite why you'd want to shorten a nice name like that to something as silly as that I'm not sure) and she was having a drink with us market traders and my friend Tim, who's been staying with me for the past few days.

This girl has everyeveryeverything wrong with her: physical illnesses upon psychological problems upon this, that and the other. It's really sad but the way she constantly brings these conditions up becomes rather grating and eventually you get sympathy fatigue. She consistently managed to bring down the tone in a trice, no matter how diligently we tried to talk about cheery things. If it wasn't so obnoxious it'd be impressive.

My favourite example:
*To stop the unwarranted depressing drift of the conversation, el Chi chimes in with something happier*

el Chi: You know what's great? Kittens! Kittens are great.

Tim: Aw yeah! Kittens are brilliant!

Luby: I helped deliver my aunt's kittens.

el Chi and Tim: ^____^

Luby: After six, she stopped moving properly, so I put my finger in her mouth to open up her airway a bit, she stopped breathing and then juddered and then she was dead.

el Chi and Tim:
psyduck.gif


Luby: We found out afterwards that she still had one more kitten inside her, which died with her.

el Chi and Tim: D: D:
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You know whats creepy?
My name is Tim and i used that lime colour for my posts like Riomhaire before Samon banned them.
 
I just about fell out of my chair.
 
Someones killing cats :O
srsly
7 died in one area in a few days in England
im scared :/
 
Kittens rock. Unfortunatly, they grow up into cats.
 
Felix said:
Kittens are lovely, and cats are also much better than dogs. I think all dogs should be put down, I hate them. And I wouldn't have one as a rug either, unless there's Angora dogs.

Feel free to make an original joke about my name now :)
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I'm not going to say I like dogs, but that is incredibly stupid, and ignorant... That is, if you were serious.

Kittens kick ass. Dogs are way too ****in needy. I love to play with my friend's dogs, but I couldn't stand to have one of my own. They get on my nerves.

Also, my cat about a week before we put him down. He was 15.

"WHAAAAT?!"
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"Good god, you're annoying."
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"I'm facing the other way."
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Kittens have probably given me the biggest moments of laughter in my life.

My sister was given 2, almost identical, and im not sure how old they were when this happened (maybe 12 weeks or something? I dunno). I was sat at her dining room table, facing the window, and the kittens were playing with the blinds cord on the window sill. I called their names, they turned and faced me, I drummed my fingers on the table and smiled at them, and they both almost simultaneously jumped at the table in a kind of star jump, paws out, but both missed the table edge and just disappeared.

What I saw, that whole disappearing thing after the hilarious jump tyle just made me laugh uncontrolably for about 30 minutes. Complete lack of control in my laughter, tears down my face, sides hurting etc. It was just the funniest thing id ever seen.

Kittens ftw.
 
Bawwww :p

But seriously, 1:48 is the lolz. :LOL:
 
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