Last night i dreamed i was a terrorist

[Tollbooth Willie]

Quick, turn yourselves in!

 

[comradesean]

You two shouldn't have remembered anything...
Return to my place at ten o' clock tonight and we'll get that fixed up.

 

[Tyguy]

IMO dreams are excessively less volatile when to compared to a typical thought you have during a normal day.

"Hmm, Stacey looks hot today...I'd like to rape the shit out of her and burn the body"

I mean, it's sick but in reality I know Stacey isn't hot at all so it's ridiculous.

 

[L3N!N]

Has anybody said "Remember...no Russian?" yet?

 

[the cow says moo]

You know jverne, I have a friend who made jokes on 4chan about bombing a school and got arrested by the FBI. IN REAL LIFE. Some guy from Kansas saw his post and busted him.

 

[jverne]

You know jverne, I have a friend who made jokes on 4chan about bombing a school and got arrested by the FBI. IN REAL LIFE. Some guy from Kansas saw his post and busted him.

Obviously you have to arrest my dreams then.

HEY FBI, IF YOU'RE LISTENING....I HAVE NO INTENTION TO BOMB ANYTHING!!! :stare:

I bet their internet filtering software would read out "I HAVE INTENTION TO BOMB ANYTHING" and tomorrow there will be a heightened security level.

But seriously if you think of it...what is the chance of having not even a day delay between this thread (my and dynasty's posts) and a hightened security level in the UK? I'm not even kidding here.
Also in the other thread we talked about airports, bombs, underwear, burkas...if there was an internet filter i'm sure this might raise some eyebrows in some government office.

 

[Insano]

I'm planning to take over the world tomorrow.

 

[jverne]

I'm planning to take over the world tomorrow.

But that's not the same. In terms of suspicious phrases per page, per time interval.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Obviously you have to arrest my dreams then.

HEY FBI, IF YOU'RE LISTENING....I HAVE NO INTENTION TO BOMB ANYTHING!!! :stare:

I bet their internet filtering software would read out "I HAVE INTENTION TO BOMB ANYTHING" and tomorrow there will be a heightened security level.

But seriously if you think of it...what is the chance of having not even a day delay between this thread (my and dynasty's posts) and a hightened security level in the UK? I'm not even kidding here.
Also in the other thread we talked about airports, bombs, underwear, burkas...if there was an internet filter i'm sure this might raise some eyebrows in some government office.

thought police.

 

[Dog--]

You know, OP, "I" isn't capitalized just at the start of a sentence, it's true! When you refer to yourself using "I" it's capitalized anywhere in a sentence!

 

[jverne]

You know, OP, "I" isn't capitalized just at the start of a sentence, it's true! When you refer to yourself using "I" it's capitalized anywhere in a sentence!

Come on man now i at least write capital letters at beginning of sentences. I can't do it all just overnight. Well I can...but capital I are just stupid.

 

[Insano]

But that's not the same. In terms of suspicious phrases per page, per time interval.

I'm going to eat the FBI tomorrow.

 

[jverne]

Now if you'd say something like:

I'm going to bomb the London railway station tomorrow at 13:30 PM with 3 different accomplices

that might do the trick

 

[Dog--]

I am going to bomb jverne's toilet.

I wonder if that works?

 

[jverne]

I am going to bomb jverne's toilet.

I wonder if that works?

You realize that's capital punishment? Nothing short of lethal injection or gas chamber.

 

[Acepilotf14]

What, you still have capital punishment where you live?

 

[jverne]

What, you still have capital punishment where you live?

Only for blowing up toilets. They are a luxury here, especially the good ones who don't backsplash and self clean when flushed.

 

[Insano]

I'm going to take a dump at the London railway station tomorrow at 13:30 PM with 3 different accomplices.

 

[Dog--]

Only for blowing up toilets. They are a luxury here, especially the good ones who don't backsplash and self clean when flushed.

There is no such thing as a toilet that doesn't backsplash.

 

[jverne]

There is no such thing as a toilet that doesn't backsplash.

You'd be surprised!

 

[Insano]

There is no such thing as a toilet that doesn't backsplash.

 

[jverne]

That is not a "toilet"

 

[Dog--]

That's like calling a puddle a toilet.

 

[Insano]

Unless the toilet in squat toilet stands for exercise, I believe it is a toilet.

 

[jverne]

There are toilets that have that ability. However they are few and far in between. I know of one obscure toilet manufacturer that makes the miracle toilets, however his name eludes me and even if i knew it, i wouldn't be willing to disclose that information without an appropriate compensation.