Lets Make A Seperatist State

pfft, your puny offices won't matter when I'm SUPREME EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

/me takes over universe
 
hl2dotoria shall be left in the hands of stern till I return on a......diplomatic mission to turkey, for 2 weeks.
 
Peshmerga rapes and pillages hl2"dotoria" (whatever the **** that is)

THIS THREAD IS TEH LOL
 
Bump to life.

Seen as though Im back from all my vacationing. I think this has gone too far to die.

After watching 'How to Start Your Own Country' on BBC, I figured, we had that idea first and should completely pwn them. www.citizensrequired.com
DO NOT SIGN UP.

I think we should declare war.

Me hopes this doesnt decend into spam and get locked, please don't let that happen, someone still needs to design passports.
 
Enemy Propaganda:

"I absolutely refuse to belive that your so-called seperatist state will be anything more than a tyranny opressing the people."

"We will crush you with the weapon of Singlehearted Unity!"



:p
 
Hetairia uses the word 'comrade' which is sunonomus(sp?) to people with bad mustaches(sp?).
 
So where will this state be located?

Maybe we should try to buy that Hans island that everyone's fighting about :D
 
google :)

it's prety easy ...for that image I just typed "tough canadian"
 
We will hold many terrortories, the living places if citizens. Or that guy who owns an island, we could move in/invade their.

President Stern, I (the administrator) prod you in the direction of making passports. The ......'benifactors' are displeased.
 
Passports? I've been working on this list of enemies of the state and trying to decide which method of execution is most cost effective ...cant the minister of the interior do that? I'm pretty busy :)


oh and the guillotine is almost ready ..we can start combing the countryside for dissidents :E
 
Is the guillotine a hydrolic killing machine with 5 saw blades powered by Zero-Point Energy?
 
Its your administration, set Angry Lawyer to do it.
 
Ok ..I was meaning to speak to him anyways ..something about enacting the "True Patriot Act"
 
Okay 1357 who is head of the 'Ministry Of Truth', and ALWAYS HAS BEEN, is assigned to create, or get someone to create a passport.

Long live 'The Democratic People's Republic of HL2.net', as it is written.

1357 was appointed by big brot-I mean me.

President Stern, iniciate citizen control plan 12a.

The soldiers are ready.
 
So... How can I get in on all this?

Those soldiers are starting to scare me...
 
solaris152000 said:
Its your administration, set Angry Lawyer to do it.
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I think he works for hetaria or whatever it's called now.
 
hetairia is ruled by a tyrannical maniac who enjoys ripping out people's eyes!

They have clearly shown their dark intentions to launch a pre-emptive DDoS strike against our republic.

-This Message was issued by the Office of Internal Services, Ministry of Truth-

btw, its 15357, not 1357.
 
Am, I think what country we belong to should be in our sig. All in favour say pie!
 
stigmata said:
So... How can I get in on all this?

Those soldiers are starting to scare me...
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you've been enlisted ...you just didnt know about it ...till it was the right time
we can always use more cannon fodder


- El Comandante Presidente Stern
The Democratic People's Republic of HL2.net - Panzerschreck division ZZ, Black Guard








note to self ..try not to refer to soldiers as cannon fodder ..makes them all weepy
 
Yes, its an hounor to die for the republiuc.

Its seems I made typo earlier.

Instead of Democratic People Republic of HL2.net

Its The Peoples Republic of Hl2.net.

Further corrections should be expected.

Ministry of truth, let smith, winston correct the errors, right away.
 
btw, can we change Ministry of Truth to Ministry of Information and Communication?
 
How about growing up and talk about something that is even somewhat possible. I mean i've seen some weird crap but this is in the top 5 of just plain out stupid
 
so how is this "nation" going to be any different from any of the other nations, besides it being on the internet and making peoples bedrooms their own countries?
 
relax pally you're the only one taking this seriously ...maybe you'd like to join us and become the Minister of the Painfully Obvious?
 
or how about the minister of this is a waste of time started by someone with nothing to do but complain and randomly make crap up? And nothing against you CptStern i'm just sort of annoyed with solaris for various reasons so when he comes up with some stupid crap i'm going to point out how stupid it is like he does with most other peoples threads besides his own of course
 
this isnt your personal vendetta thread ...there are rules against harrassment ...make a formal complaint if you must but this is all in fun ..if you dont like it just dont read it (keeps me away from OT a lot)
 
Would you consider a personal vendetta Going after everyone that doesn't agree with you? and not you just in general
 
How about we call it Sternvill, and all buy 200 dollar shoes every 6 months?

I'm only going to be a citizen if:

1. I can vote.
2. I get a gun.
3. There are no emission laws.
4. It's capitalism.
5. I get my own strip club.
6. I get my own huge ass body guard, named "Deebo"
7. I get another gun.
8. It has a kickass military.
9. I get more guns.
10. I get to be ambassador to the US.

*Edit*

If there is a "president"

We refer to him/her as Ceasar. And everytime they walk into the room everyone has to stand up and yell "HAIL CEASAR! WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE, SALUTE YOU!"

And the official color of office must be purple... ofcourse...
 
15357 said:
hetairia is ruled by a tyrannical maniac who enjoys ripping out people's eyes!

They have clearly shown their dark intentions to launch a pre-emptive DDoS strike against our republic.

-This Message was issued by the Office of Internal Services, Ministry of Truth-

btw, its 15357, not 1357.
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to many damn numbers imo, the next name that i was goin to chose was "."
 
15357 is a dumbass...don't listen to him/her/it.

-This message was issued by the STFU15357becauseyouneedtostopplayingliketheseforumsareacountry, Ministry of Tr0n-
 
Taker of souls I expected as much.

You brought back a dead thread to poke fun, becuase I dissed you freewebs forum.


You are hereby banished from this state.

You are an enemy combatent, and shall be shot.
 
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