Lets Make A Seperatist State

[CptStern]

How about we call it Sternvill, and all buy 200 dollar shoes every 6 months?

I'm only going to be a citizen if:

1. I can vote.
2. I get a gun.
3. There are no emission laws.
4. It's capitalism.
5. I get my own strip club.
6. I get my own huge ass body guard, named "Deebo"
7. I get another gun.
8. It has a kickass military.
9. I get more guns.
10. I get to be ambassador to the US.

*Edit*

If there is a "president"

We refer to him/her as Ceasar. And everytime they walk into the room everyone has to stand up and yell "HAIL CEASAR! WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE, SALUTE YOU!"

And the official color of office must be purple... ofcourse...

sorry no citizenship for you, you're on my list of dissidents to round up ...you're lucky if you get 3 square meals to go with the 12 hours of "information extraction procedures" you'll be enduring each and every day during your lovely stay at the 'The Democratic People's Republic of HL2.net' official interment camp


btw I'm the President .. I prefer "el Presidente" or "El Comandante" over hail ceaser

 

[15357]

Tr0n is hated as the most cruel and vicious beast as he has covered much of the world in blood.

So, STFU imperialist devil! Your petty insults against the DPRhl2.net is no more than a mere fly on a donkey's ass!


Remember Foxtrot, who was kind and just, and was murdered by the vile hetairians because he stood in their way. Remember Foxtrot!

-This Message was issued by the Office of Internal Services, Ministry of Truth-

 

[15357]

darn, no image codes.


PICTURE

 

[Solaris]

Yes, lets not forget our invlovemnt in the Munro Incident people, what we payed was a heavy price.

 

[Zeus]

Taker of souls I expected as much.

You brought back a dead thread to poke fun, becuase I dissed you freewebs forum.


You are hereby banished from this state.

You are an enemy combatent, and shall be shot.

Its my freewebs forum, if you dont like it no ones forcing you to go there...so stop posting negativity about the place unless you want to pay for a host/domain name for the forum...

 

[15357]

Its my freewebs forum, if you dont like it no ones forcing you to go there...so stop posting negativity about the place unless you want to pay for a host/domain name for the forum...

Enemy of the State!


Fire!

 

[pomegranate]

I didn't notice this thread before today, so my response to the original idea is: no ****ing way would I voluntarily choose to be associated in such a way with some of the psychotic nut-jobs in these forums. HL2.net is one of the most politically vicous forums I have ever known. So no, thanks.

 

[15357]

I didn't notice this thread before today, so my response to the original idea is: no ****ing way would I voluntarily choose to be associated in such a way with some of the psychotic nut-jobs in these forums. HL2.net is one of the most politically vicous forums I have ever known. So no, thanks.

goto www.**************.com

www.protest warrior.com

 

[Solaris]

Now thoose guys are retarded.

 

[Ennui]

heh, bodacious.

In any case, is marijuana legal in our seperatist state?

 

[CptStern]

I think bodacious is knghenry


oh and yes ...most definately yes

 

[Ennui]

Excellent.

And, is alcohol legal? what about cigarettes?

 

[CptStern]

all vices are legal ..except religion

 

[pomegranate]

Yeah, I've seen that site.. it's not really vicous as such because it's so one-sided.

 

[Ennui]

Meh, alcohol. and cigarettes. I suppose in the name of freedom it's okay.

 

[ríomhaire]

Religion is illegal! But I must worship the Freeman!

 

[Top Secret]

sorry no citizenship for you, you're on my list of dissidents to round up ...you're lucky if you get 3 square meals to go with the 12 hours of "information extraction procedures" you'll be enduring each and every day during your lovely stay at the 'The Democratic People's Republic of HL2.net' official interment camp


btw I'm the President .. I prefer "el Presidente" or "El Comandante" over hail ceaser

So because you disagree with my thoughts, I cannot be a citizen? That doesn't sound like a free state.

Also, I'm not democratic. Nor republican. Both parties are ****ing retards.

 

[CptStern]

So because you disagree with my thoughts, I cannot be a citizen? That doesn't sound like a free state.

disagree with your thoughts? you're not allowed to have your own thoughts outside of the state.

...and who said anything about 'The Democratic Republic of HL2.net' being democratic? 'The Democratic Republic of HL2.net' is ruled with an ironfist ...at least my vision is

Also, I'm not democratic. Nor republican. Both parties are ****ing retards.

you're a republican ...you just dont know it

 

[Top Secret]

you're a republican ...you just dont know it

Explain.

 

[CptStern]

you follow republican ideology ..you agree with a lot of what they say ...with america's 2 party system, you're going to have to choose sooner or later ...who will you vote for? you're going to vote .......right?

 

[Top Secret]

you follow republican ideology ..you agree with a lot of what they say ...with america's 2 party system, you're going to have to choose sooner or later ...who will you vote for? you're going to vote .......right?

I don't follow Republican ideology. I HATE America's two party system. I agree with what Goerge Washington said.

And no, I don't have to choose.

I'm going to register for independent.

 

[CptStern]

I don't follow Republican ideology.

yes you do ...quick how do you feel about same sex marriage ...dont mull it over just say the first thing that leaps to mind!

I HATE America's two party system. I disagree with what Goerge Washington said.

errr ..."Martha where's my lunch"? ...what are you referring to?

And no, I don't have to choose.

I'm going to register for independent.

throw away vote ...who would you have voted for in the 04 election ...careful now you're vote decides wether you continue the war in iraq or not (hypothetically because no one believed kerry was going to pull out)

 

[Kamikazie]

yes you do ...quick how do you feel about same sex marriage ...dont mull it over just say the first thing that leaps to mind!

dont agree with it

errr ..."Martha where's my lunch"? ...what are you referring to?

got me there

throw away vote ...who would you have voted for in the 04 election ...careful now you're vote decides wether you continue the war in iraq or not (hypothetically because no one believed kerry was going to pull out)

hate to say but bush (if i could vote)...how'd i do?

 

[Top Secret]

yes you do ...quick how do you feel about same sex marriage ...dont mull it over just say the first thing that leaps to mind!

I have many gay friends, and I would love nothing more than for them to be able to be married. I swear on my fathers grave, that is the truth.

errr ..."Martha where's my lunch"? ...what are you referring to?

I miss wrote. I meant to say that I agree with what George Washington said. Which is don't let America's politcal system evolve into parties.

throw away vote ...who would you have voted for in the 04 election ...careful now you're vote decides wether you continue the war in iraq or not (hypothetically because no one believed kerry was going to pull out)

Who would I have voted for? That doesn't matter. I couldn't vote yet.

So, once again I ask you. What is so republican about me?

 

[CptStern]

I was asking Top Secret ..but I'll reply to your answers anyway

dont agree with it

hate to say but bush (if i could vote)...how'd i do?

that would make you a republican ....

 

[CptStern]

I have many gay friends, and I would love nothing more than for them to be able to be married. I swear on my fathers grave, that is the truth.

good for you ...there's also many republicans tht agree with you ...I dont know about the grave part

I miss wrote. I meant to say that I agree with what George Washington said. Which is don't let America's politcal system evolve into parties.

well that made a world of difference ...a little too late though, the 2 party system is here to stay

Who would I have voted for? That doesn't matter. I couldn't vote yet.

So, once again I ask you. What is so republican about me?

who would you have voted for?

 

[Kamikazie]

considering that i didnt say that i wasnt...i guess thats a good fact, i think that me not agreeing with gay marriage is because my parents have been screwing that into my head since i was able to understand wtf they were saying...dont ask me why they did i just dont know

 

[Top Secret]

good for you ...there's also many republicans tht agree with you ...I dont know about the grave part

So you're still implying I'm Republican. Why?

well that made a world of difference ...a little too late though, the 2 party system is here to stay

Unfortunately. I'll just wait around for the next revolution.

who would you have voted for?

You know who I would have voted for.

 

[CptStern]

So you're still implying I'm Republican. Why?

my pm explains it all

..my pm (for those who're interested) to Top Secret contains detailed plans of a secret weapon sooooo big that even god couldnt pull the trigger

Unfortunately. I'll just wait around for the next revolution.

not in our lifetime

You know who I would have voted for.

I do now

 

[Top Secret]

my pm explains it all

No it didn't.

not in our lifetime

*Glances back to cache of arms sitting in corner*

Hehe.

I do now

!