McGooTheWise
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I want a HarlyQuinn baby in the movie... Could be a Giant one... It would bring awareness of the disease.
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I am completely uninformed but choose Quinn.
I've never even actually seen a picture of Lady Clay. I just said her because I'm aware of her existance and my favourite Batman villain is Clayface from the animated series. I regret not saying Inque in my off-hand comment about Batman villainesses.If we're thinking of the same Lady Clay, she gets my vote.
So Iron Man comes to Gotham City, hearing rumor of a costumed crusader policing the streets. An unidentified, unlicensed hero. So he's in Gotham, flying around, keeping an eye out. Keeping an eye on the rooftops.Batman doesn't even have any powers, he's a rich douche bag, atleast with Iron Man, he makes a kick ass suit with rockets and shit, batman has a baterang.. wow. Iron man will fly around and ****ing punch his head to goo after exploding him with a rocket before turning him into swiss cheese with his guns.
**** Batman.
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"Annataz sniw siht daerht."
So Iron Man comes to Gotham City, hearing rumor of a costumed crusader policing the streets. An unidentified, unlicensed hero. So he's in Gotham, flying around, keeping an eye out. Keeping an eye on the rooftops.
It isn't long before Batman finds him--yeah, Batman's alerted to his presence far before the man in the iron suit knows he's there. There are no pleasantries exchanged.
"By order of the United States government, under the Superhuman Registration Act, 6 U.S.C. S. 558, you're to immediately submit your identity to the authorities."
"Save it for the meta-humans."
"Powers or not, S.H.I.E.L.D. won't have vigilantes running around who aren't responsible or accountable for their actions. By the jurisdiction of the United States--"
"Gotham is my jurisdiction."
"You will register!"
"Over my dead body."
Stark realizes words aren't getting him anywhere. 'Over his dead body?' So be it. Iron Man explodes toward Batman, repulsors at full burst. He crashes into Batman with a savage tackle, taking the wind from Batman's lungs.
Iron Man doesn't want to kill him, he's not going to kill him. But he's going to make Batman see the necessity of registration.
Even if he has to beat it into him.
Bruce Wayne is getting savaged. Iron Man's pulling his punches, naturally, but they still hurt. Batman's bruised and cut up, his face is swollen and he's breathing hard.
"Will you register?" Iron Man asks.
But something's amiss. Batman's ragged breathing sounds vaguely like...
"You know the problem with registration, Tony?" Batman laughs. "Everybody knows who you are, and they can find out all about you."
And that's when the small, round pellet that Tony Stark didn't see Batman palm explodes in his face, releasing a fine, brown-orange mist.
"What the hell was that?"
Batman smiles. "Aerosol Jack Daniels."
And then Batman beats the ever-loving shit out of Iron Man, whose guns, missiles, and limitless technology--the likes of which Batman also has at his disposal--failed him, because Batman has something called PREPTIME, which means that no matter who you are, no matter what you can do, whether you're an iron man, a super man, an x-man, whatever kind of man, Batman already knows your weakness and has prepared in advance just in case he ever has to fight you. No matter who you are, BATMAN WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I've got a little magic spell for you, HL2.net:
"Annataz sniw siht daerht."
lol what? Before you turned the story all retarded, batman lost, you said so yourself! Plus Iron Man has a metal plate over his face, how does this shit effect him?
Bruce Wayne is getting savaged. Iron Man's pulling his punches, naturally, but they still hurt. Batman's bruised and cut up, his face is swollen and he's breathing hard.
lol what? Before you turned the story all retarded, batman lost, you said so yourself! Plus Iron Man has a metal plate over his face, how does this shit effect him?
Apparently you don't even know about the superhero you are rooting for.
Well to be honest, no I don't, I haven't even seen the movie. When I wrote that in my initial post I just said the first superhero that came to my mind. Would you rather me say Superman? He'd **** shit up for Batman. What about.. uhh.. Spiderman? Well, no Spiderman is a pussy..
Iron Man was a severe alcoholic. One of the most notable Iron Man comics--perhaps the most notable Iron Man comic--is called "Demon in a Bottle," wherein Tony gets so wasted off Jack Daniels he loses it, decides to give up being Tony Stark and just be Iron Man, and then quite promptly flies through a plate glass window. He drives away his friends and teammates and wastes away.Well to be honest, no I don't, I haven't even seen the movie. When I wrote that in my initial post I just said the first superhero that came to my mind. Would you rather me say Superman? He'd **** shit up for Batman. What about.. uhh.. Spiderman? Well, no Spiderman is a pussy..
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