let's settle this like gentlemen

harley, right?


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I want a HarlyQuinn baby in the movie... Could be a Giant one... It would bring awareness of the disease. :o
 
You still can't beat michelle pheiffer as catwoman though...she definitely wins this for me.

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Actually, I kind of like the biological goddess slant on Poison Ivy. The green spandex redhead version, not so much.

You must inform me as to which concept of Ivy is the most common and the most fundamental, the most widely accepted. I know that you might lie to me so as to get me to vote away from Quinn. But the question arises: if you did that, could you live with yourself, having willfully mislead an enquiring potential fan as to the state of the Batman mythos?
 
It's not about which interpretation is most widely accepted Sulkdodds, it's about which interpretation you find most appealing.

Just as one might find Cillian Murphy's Scarecrow, mask in a dapper business suit more appealing than the cartoon adaptation of a man in a Scarecrow outfit.
 
But we are on a slippery slope. Once I begin building my own interpretation, am I still offering a judgement of someone else's work?

I didn't vote in the poll, you know (even if I had, I edited) so I will say:
Forest-God Poison Ivy, or, otherwise, Quinn.
 
Poison Ivy...Uma Thurman is bangin.


Terrible batman movie, though.
 
I picked Catwoman, quite simply because I have no idea who the others are
 
Poison Ivy. Especially in The Long Halloween. Woof.
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But where is Talia al Ghul? D:
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If we're thinking of the same Lady Clay, she gets my vote.
I've never even actually seen a picture of Lady Clay. I just said her because I'm aware of her existance and my favourite Batman villain is Clayface from the animated series. I regret not saying Inque in my off-hand comment about Batman villainesses.
 
I've got a little magic spell for you, HL2.net:

"Annataz sniw siht daerht."

Batman doesn't even have any powers, he's a rich douche bag, atleast with Iron Man, he makes a kick ass suit with rockets and shit, batman has a baterang.. wow. Iron man will fly around and ****ing punch his head to goo after exploding him with a rocket before turning him into swiss cheese with his guns.

**** Batman.
So Iron Man comes to Gotham City, hearing rumor of a costumed crusader policing the streets. An unidentified, unlicensed hero. So he's in Gotham, flying around, keeping an eye out. Keeping an eye on the rooftops.

It isn't long before Batman finds him--yeah, Batman's alerted to his presence far before the man in the iron suit knows he's there. There are no pleasantries exchanged.

"By order of the United States government, under the Superhuman Registration Act, 6 U.S.C. S. 558, you're to immediately submit your identity to the authorities."

"Save it for the meta-humans."

"Powers or not, S.H.I.E.L.D. won't have vigilantes running around who aren't responsible or accountable for their actions. By the jurisdiction of the United States--"

"Gotham is my jurisdiction."

"You will register!"

"Over my dead body."

Stark realizes words aren't getting him anywhere. 'Over his dead body?' So be it. Iron Man explodes toward Batman, repulsors at full burst. He crashes into Batman with a savage tackle, taking the wind from Batman's lungs.

Iron Man doesn't want to kill him, he's not going to kill him. But he's going to make Batman see the necessity of registration.

Even if he has to beat it into him.

Bruce Wayne is getting savaged. Iron Man's pulling his punches, naturally, but they still hurt. Batman's bruised and cut up, his face is swollen and he's breathing hard.

"Will you register?" Iron Man asks.

But something's amiss. Batman's ragged breathing sounds vaguely like...

"You know the problem with registration, Tony?" Batman laughs. "Everybody knows who you are, and they can find out all about you."

And that's when the small, round pellet that Tony Stark didn't see Batman palm explodes in his face, releasing a fine, brown-orange mist.

"What the hell was that?"

Batman smiles. "Aerosol Jack Daniels."

And then Batman beats the ever-loving shit out of Iron Man, whose guns, missiles, and limitless technology--the likes of which Batman also has at his disposal--failed him, because Batman has something called PREPTIME, which means that no matter who you are, no matter what you can do, whether you're an iron man, a super man, an x-man, whatever kind of man, Batman already knows your weakness and has prepared in advance just in case he ever has to fight you. No matter who you are, BATMAN WILL FUCK YOU UP.
 
Batman can breath in space.

And given enough prep time,

He can beat anybody.
 
I've got a little magic spell for you, HL2.net:

"Annataz sniw siht daerht."


So Iron Man comes to Gotham City, hearing rumor of a costumed crusader policing the streets. An unidentified, unlicensed hero. So he's in Gotham, flying around, keeping an eye out. Keeping an eye on the rooftops.

It isn't long before Batman finds him--yeah, Batman's alerted to his presence far before the man in the iron suit knows he's there. There are no pleasantries exchanged.

"By order of the United States government, under the Superhuman Registration Act, 6 U.S.C. S. 558, you're to immediately submit your identity to the authorities."

"Save it for the meta-humans."

"Powers or not, S.H.I.E.L.D. won't have vigilantes running around who aren't responsible or accountable for their actions. By the jurisdiction of the United States--"

"Gotham is my jurisdiction."

"You will register!"

"Over my dead body."

Stark realizes words aren't getting him anywhere. 'Over his dead body?' So be it. Iron Man explodes toward Batman, repulsors at full burst. He crashes into Batman with a savage tackle, taking the wind from Batman's lungs.

Iron Man doesn't want to kill him, he's not going to kill him. But he's going to make Batman see the necessity of registration.

Even if he has to beat it into him.

Bruce Wayne is getting savaged. Iron Man's pulling his punches, naturally, but they still hurt. Batman's bruised and cut up, his face is swollen and he's breathing hard.

"Will you register?" Iron Man asks.

But something's amiss. Batman's ragged breathing sounds vaguely like...

"You know the problem with registration, Tony?" Batman laughs. "Everybody knows who you are, and they can find out all about you."

And that's when the small, round pellet that Tony Stark didn't see Batman palm explodes in his face, releasing a fine, brown-orange mist.

"What the hell was that?"

Batman smiles. "Aerosol Jack Daniels."

And then Batman beats the ever-loving shit out of Iron Man, whose guns, missiles, and limitless technology--the likes of which Batman also has at his disposal--failed him, because Batman has something called PREPTIME, which means that no matter who you are, no matter what you can do, whether you're an iron man, a super man, an x-man, whatever kind of man, Batman already knows your weakness and has prepared in advance just in case he ever has to fight you. No matter who you are, BATMAN WILL FUCK YOU UP.

lol what? Before you turned the story all retarded, batman lost, you said so yourself! Plus Iron Man has a metal plate over his face, how does this shit effect him?
 
lol what? Before you turned the story all retarded, batman lost, you said so yourself! Plus Iron Man has a metal plate over his face, how does this shit effect him?

Bruce Wayne is getting savaged. Iron Man's pulling his punches, naturally, but they still hurt. Batman's bruised and cut up, his face is swollen and he's breathing hard.

Moment before turnabout =/= loss.
 
lol what? Before you turned the story all retarded, batman lost, you said so yourself! Plus Iron Man has a metal plate over his face, how does this shit effect him?

Apparently you don't even know about the superhero you are rooting for.
 
Apparently you don't even know about the superhero you are rooting for.

Well to be honest, no I don't, I haven't even seen the movie. When I wrote that in my initial post I just said the first superhero that came to my mind. Would you rather me say Superman? He'd **** shit up for Batman. What about.. uhh.. Spiderman? Well, no Spiderman is a pussy..
 
Well to be honest, no I don't, I haven't even seen the movie. When I wrote that in my initial post I just said the first superhero that came to my mind. Would you rather me say Superman? He'd **** shit up for Batman. What about.. uhh.. Spiderman? Well, no Spiderman is a pussy..

To show my nerd colours, Batman has defeated Superman at least twice.
 
Well to be honest, no I don't, I haven't even seen the movie. When I wrote that in my initial post I just said the first superhero that came to my mind. Would you rather me say Superman? He'd **** shit up for Batman. What about.. uhh.. Spiderman? Well, no Spiderman is a pussy..
Iron Man was a severe alcoholic. One of the most notable Iron Man comics--perhaps the most notable Iron Man comic--is called "Demon in a Bottle," wherein Tony gets so wasted off Jack Daniels he loses it, decides to give up being Tony Stark and just be Iron Man, and then quite promptly flies through a plate glass window. He drives away his friends and teammates and wastes away.

Even in the Marvel Civil War he kept feeling tempted to take a drink, although at Cap's deathbed he laughed and said that since he never took a drink through the whole thing, he'd probably never drink again.

Until Batman smashes him in the face with a fine, concentrated whiskey mist, and then THE MADNESS BEGINS for ol' Tony.

Besides, even assuming Batman didn't go that route, Batman has his own robotic suit of armor. He has lots of them. And on top of that he'd probably have something that disables Iron Man's armor as well. There's lots of different routes Batman could take to fight Iron Man.

As for Superman, as Jintor said, Batman has beaten him. Several times. In fact Batman got kicked out of the Justice League because he wrote a plan on how to defeat every single member, just in case the need arose. He's punked the Green Lantern, Flash, probably others that I'm not remembering. Superman has called him "the most dangerous man on Earth."

As for Spider-Man, only way Spidey would win would be if they were both naked in a cage. You have to deprive Batman of everything to win against him.

Anyhoo, this post is extremely nerdy so let me counterbalance with some eye candy.

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Hat said:
Harley. VROOM.
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