Little Hitler goes on killing spree in zoo

[CptStern]

zomg little hitler

A seven-year-old boy has been filmed going on the rampage at a popular zoo in Australia, killing rare reptiles and feeding live ones to a crocodile.

Footage from the security cameras at Alice Springs Reptile Centre caught the child smiling as he killed a total of 13 animals.

During his 30-minute spree, he was seen hurling the animals over the security fence into the crocodile enclosure.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7649876.stm

Little Bastard
All fish-belly white
Wears gym trunks
And a tank-top shirt
When his grandma
Sees him playing with a knife
She says, "Put that down,
You're gonna get hurt."

And she calls him Little Bastard
And she says it to his face
And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard,
Call me Snake.

 

[Jintor]

Those parents better fsking pay up.

 

[Minister]

Serial murderer in the making me thinks.

 

[nurizeko]

They wont have a choice in the matter, they are going to get sued for everything they have.

 

[MJ12]

That is weird as ****, but also hilarious and cute in a really sick and demented way.

 

[Cormeh]

Read about this wee shit earlier today.

Not only do the parents have to cough up for all of the dead animals, but they'll probably have to stick that little bastard in counselling for the rest of his childhood.

.... no reptile puns springing to mind. :/

 

[Dodo]

...And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard,
Call me Snake.

hahah ! : D
A real action hero in the making !

-dodo

 

[CptStern]

cute? that's cute to you? a child smiling as it kills animals ...out of curosity how many animals have you killed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6S2i_7M5ZQ

 

[MJ12]

This kid really TIPPED THE SCALES in the population of reptiles at the zoo!

 

[Cormeh]

This kid really TIPPED THE SCALES in the population of reptiles at the zoo!

GTFO.

k.

 

[highlander]

Hah! new serial killer!

 

[MJ12]

cute? that's cute to you? a child smiling as it kills animals ...out of curosity how many animals have you killed?

3,000

No, but really, it was somewhat a joke. I just thought the idea of him throwing animals into the crocodile pit with a smile was kinda funny/cute.

Relax Stern, you need to lighten up. I'M NOT THAT COLDBLOODED, AHAHA

 

[CptStern]

YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER!!!111

what if that was your pet turtle throw over the fence into the croc pit? or your aunt ****ing gladys?

 

[MJ12]

What's wrong with the people at the zoo? Didn't anyone think to CROC-O-DIAL 911?! AHAHA

 

[<RJMC>]

when he reach 17 he will do the same whit babyes in a hospital,instead of throwing them into a crocodile it will trow them into a meat mincer or something like that

 

[MJ12]

What did the police say to the little boy when they put him in the cop car?

SEE YA LATER ALLIGATOR!!


LOLOLOL!!!!


Then, then he said-

IN A WHILE CROCODILE!!!!!

 

[Tyguy]

haha, holy crap rjmc

 

[Seppo]

I want to slap that little prick. I honestly do.

 

[MJ12]

I hope you guys are not upset by my puns, I am just SHEDDING some light on the situation!!11!!

AHAHAH

 

[Cormeh]

when he reach 17 he will do the same whit babyes in a hospital,instead of throwing them into a crocodile it will trow them into a meat mincer or something like that

I'm in ****ing tears.

 

[Remus]

when he reach 17 he will do the same whit babyes in a hospital,instead of throwing them into a crocodile it will trow them into a meat mincer or something like that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdtfMAl4zgc

 

[CptStern]

I hope you guys are not upset by my puns, I am just SHEDDING some light on the situation!!11!!

AHAHAH

I will say you're inspiring me to commit coldblooded murder ..get it? cold blooded <smacks zombieturtle's temple with lead ashtray>

 

[Darkside55]

Children have a natural fascination with death. This incident doesn't seem motivated by anything other than the curiosity to watch the crocodile eat, or see what happens when you crack a lizard open (didn't say what he 'bludgeoned' them with) or throw stones at it.

I wouldn't cry sociopath just yet.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Bahahaha, oh god Remus. The way she smacks him in midair.....

 

[Tyguy]

Children have a natural fascination with death. This incident doesn't seem motivated by anything other than the curiosity to watch the crocodile eat, or see what happens when you crack a lizard open (didn't say what he 'bludgeoned' them with) or throw stones at it.

I wouldn't cry sociopath just yet.

a 7 year old should know better

 

[<RJMC>]

whats the obssesion of hl2.net and dead babyes?

honestly if soemone make something about dead babyes everybody laughs like

"babye inside triturator,hl2.net: OFMG LOLOLOLOL crying of LOL!"

if a woman get near you covered in blood screaming "my baby died!" you will burst to laughs in front of her?

 

[Darkside55]

Depends.

How MUCH blood are we talking? Because a lot of blood would be quite comical.

 

[CptStern]

whats the obssesion of hl2.net and dead babyes?

honestly if soemone make something about dead babyes everybody laughs like

"babye inside triturator,hl2.net: OFMG LOLOLOLOL crying of LOL!"

if a woman get near you covered in blood screaming "my baby died!" you will burst to laughs in front of her?

well first I'd take away her triturator so no other babies are harmed ..then I'd laugh

 

[Tyguy]

did she eat her baby? What a psycho.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I want to slap that little prick. I honestly do.

better yet; give him a taste of his own medicine

 

[French Ninja]

How exactly did he get access to the reptiles? Did he smash the glass with his barehands or something?

Edit: He jumped a FENCE?! wth?

 

[Kula Meenur]

Malcom Douglas is gonna be a real mad **** when he finds out...

 

[Kase]

Children have a natural fascination with death. This incident doesn't seem motivated by anything other than the curiosity to watch the crocodile eat, or see what happens when you crack a lizard open (didn't say what he 'bludgeoned' them with) or throw stones at it.

I wouldn't cry sociopath just yet.

i couldnt agree more

but still you break it you bought it

 

[nurizeko]

Kinda feel bad I killed ants as a kid now, thankfully I grew up just before it became fashionable to send every instance of a kid misbehaving to psychological evaluation and counseling.

 

[Darkside55]

F*ck ants. You hear me? F*CK ANTS.

When I was younger, I saw a trail of ants walking along on the sidewalk. Next to them was a pincerbug, also called an earwig. I wanted to see what'd happen if I dropped the earwig in with the ants; I knew they'd fight, and there'd end up being some deaths, but I was not prepared to see the ants mercilessly tearing apart the pincerbug limb by limb.

Later I found out earwigs don't really get in your ears, and they're peaceful vegetarians.

From that moment on I have despised ants and am kind to all earwigs I see, because I felt so f*cking bad. Death to all ants, man. Death to all ants.

 

[Kase]

i Shot Rabbits when i was little i dont feel bad about we must stop them b4 they take over the world!!!

 

[Kadayi]

I want to slap that little prick. I honestly do.

Seconded. His parents probably need a few as well.

 

[Darkside55]

i Shot Rabbits when i was little i dont feel bad about we must stop them b4 they take over the world!!!

That's a real possibility.

Plus rabbit fur makes for good clothing.

 

[Eejit]

I wonder what poisoned that young man's mind. But really, we should stop milking this story for puns.
I'm sure he's not happy about being stopped though, to fail is 'ard.

 

[Omnomnick]

Lolz

Mini Hitler attacks!
Prepare Poland!