Little Hitler goes on killing spree in zoo

Yeah, the kid hitting the animals with rocks is a bit of a D-: moment, but up to that point the image of the variation no the theme of 'feeding time at the zoo' made me laugh quite inappropiately at work.
 
He'd have had a hard time trying to slither out of that one. Too bad he didn't try to scale the fence.
 
At one point, he tried scaling the outer enclosure himself to get to "Terry", the 11ft (3.3m) saltwater crocodile.
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Well the problem was almost solved.
 
Little ****er. Rather a Damien then a mini-Hitler though.

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Over the next half hour, he bludgeoned some of the animals to death with stones and hurled others over the two fences surrounding the crocodile enclosure.
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Pity he didn't make it. Would love to see the kid trying to throw rocks at the croc.
 
Darkside55 said:
F*ck ants. You hear me? F*CK ANTS.

When I was younger, I saw a trail of ants walking along on the sidewalk. Next to them was a pincerbug, also called an earwig. I wanted to see what'd happen if I dropped the earwig in with the ants; I knew they'd fight, and there'd end up being some deaths, but I was not prepared to see the ants mercilessly tearing apart the pincerbug limb by limb.

Later I found out earwigs don't really get in your ears, and they're peaceful vegetarians.

From that moment on I have despised ants and am kind to all earwigs I see, because I felt so f*cking bad. Death to all ants, man. Death to all ants.
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Ants are ****ing smart!
 
Ants have no morals. They live their lifes for the good of their colony. They struggle, they fight and they die for it. They are truely each just a piece of the machine of their colony. A creature that lives such an existance cannot be called an asshole, as it has no personality.
 
I think you need to watch Antz or bugs life. Becouse they prove you wrong.
 
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way

OH NO! The fight's out
I'ma 'bout to punch yo...lights out
Get the **** back, guard ya grill
There's somethin' wrong, we can't stay still
I've been drankin' and bustin' two
and I been thankin' of bustin' you
Upside ya mother****in' forehead
And if your friends jump in, "Ohhh gurrlll", they'll be mo' dead
Causin' confusion, Disturbin Tha Peace
It's not an illusion, we runnin the streets
So bye-bye to all you groupies and golddiggers
Is there a bumper on your ass? NO NIGGA!
I'm doin' a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the **** outta my way
I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober
and you about to get ran the **** over!


I despise alcohol.
 
I'm wholly disappointed in the lack of "cold blood"-themed reptile puns in this thread.

[edit] Four or five is not enough. That's barely even 10% of the posts!
 
Maybe the people there were all too LIZARD to stop him! LOLOLOLOLOL
 
Should throw the little bastard to the crocs himself... but the croc farm would be sued and the parents would go apeshit :(
 
Nobody kills a reptile without my blessing and a good reason, and I mean a GOOD REASON. Like, "That thing nearly killed me!" reason.


How dare the "little bastard". :flame:

BTW, kill it with venom....and fire.
 
Koola Mena said:
Should throw the little bastard to the crocs himself... but the croc farm would be sued and the parents would go apeshit :(
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Yeah, they were probably afraid the parents would kick up a skink about it.
 
Poor Lizards :(

And as many have said, now he's killing animals it'll get worse when he's older, he'll start going after humans.
 
Yeah, obviously. Because a child's love of death is certain to turn him into a mass-murderer.

Hey, while we have the chance, let's put him in prison for life so he doesn't get the opportunity!
 
Video games are to blame.

Zoo Tycoon, to be specific.
 
Vegeta897 said:
Video games are to blame.

Zoo Tycoon, to be specific.
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Lmao

Does anyone know what zoo specifically this is? I was at Alice Springs reptile park earlier this year and it might have been there...
 
I'm going to go out on a limb and ask why the hell you're making body-part puns?
 
I don't think you could stomach the answer.
 
Hey, it's not like I'd go into cardiac awrist.
 
It's not something you kneed to know anyway.
 
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