Lol, i was "human" for a night.

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So i've just been out on tthe piss and got in at 4am, it's not asomething i normally do as you can imagine, but noneveless i had a fun night, got completely pissed had women crawling all over me and i also broke up a nasty fight by myself which i was quite proud of. ( me taking care of about 5 men, and i'm not the fuicking bouncer!)

The ;ast time i went for i nuight oput i regretted it, this time i can't say id did/

Byt yeah, short recoil went against all of his moral values and indulged in the pleasures of women, alcohol and clubbing.

I ca,me home topless with my shirt wrapped roundf my right fist as well which is interestinf.

Now i must pass out and then holler how i'm a tawt in the morning. :sleep:
 
I'm almost tempted to say that you're faking it, but the progressively bad spelling is interesting :p
 
Que-Ever said:
I'm almost tempted to say that you're faking it, but the progressively bad spelling is interesting :p
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Que-Ever, hello my friend!!!!

I apologize for my spelling, i was looking at my brocolli, sproutes and salmon whilst typing! (yes i eat healthy even when drunk, no kebabs for short recoil!)
 
Why were you watching your food?

...food is for eating.
 
Idonotbelonghere said:
Why were you watching your food?

...food is for eating.
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No, i absorb my nurtition by taking in photons bouncing off the objects, i only have to look at something and i gain all the nutrition i need.
 
short recoil said:
Que-Ever, hello my friend!!!!

I apologize for my spelling, i was looking at my brocolli, sproutes and salmon whilst typing! (yes i eat healthy even when drunk, no kebabs for short recoil!)
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heh :D
I <3 you short recoil. I hope you didn't lose your virginity when you weren't looking.
 
Everbody needs to party with teh SR...that way we can be safe the entire night, have girls all over us, and get all out trashed...or Pissed..whichever..
 
Let be see if I understood correctly,

You beat the record for most alcohol consumed by a human by 634 gallons. Then you had sex with several dozen women, landing them all in the hospital.
After which you tore the heads off of 5 terrorists and a bouncer, but your shirt was ruined because it was drenched in blood.
 
its funny because in the US, "getting pissed" means "getting violently angry"

So you being drunk can LEAD to "getting pissed" but drunk does not equal pissed.

May be used as "Getting pissed" or "pissed off" eg- "Man **** THIS, I'm ****ing pissed"

or "You really don't want to piss me off"
 
I'm too cool to go out. Hell, I am the party.
 
:D yes you are. Even though you're fun to fight alongside in BF2, you're still dumb. :D
 
JNightshade said:
Qonfused tells the truth. He's OFF THE CHAIN.
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Indeed, I am quite off the chain.
No no, I don't think you understand. But here, I'll explain...

 
Astounding! See Short Recoil defeated by the lure of alcohol; the ultimate temptress!
 
Dude, Short Recoil fights with ****ing swords.
 
short recoil said:
I ca,me home topless with my shirt wrapped roundf my right fist as well which is interestinf.
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Was safety guaranteed?
 
Look at all these extroverts with their parties and women and good times.

pfft
 
Mr-Fusion said:
Look at all these extroverts with their parties and women and good times.

pfft
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Don't hate, appreciate then participate.

NOTE: This motto has gotten me into trouble sometimes, use sparingly.
 
The world must be coming to an end...
 
15357 said:
The world must be coming to an end...
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You'll be the first to know as soon as the North Koreans attack, lol.

I'm glad we have you here on the frontlines to keep us updated and warned in advance.
 
We need short recoil on the frontlines, so that he can catch taepodong-2 ICBMs as soon as they launch.
 
15357 said:
We need short recoil on the frontlines, so that he can catch taepodong-2 ICBMs as soon as they launch.
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If they did convert it to an ICBM, they'd save them for Japan/US Bases located there or if it can reach, western US.
 
I was human for a night too, but im not going to post about it just yet.

.....no its not about my virginity.
 
Uriel said:
I was human for a night too, but im not going to post about it just yet.

.....no its not about my virginity.
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Did you eat an entire pizza?
 
15357 said:
We need short recoil on the frontlines, so that he can catch taepodong-2 ICBMs as soon as they launch.
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You don't need him for those. I can catch em no problem. Heck, if I'm there, they won't even launch em becuase they know that I'm a threat.
 
haha, nice. way to go recoil.

but seriously, have you ever heard of using a condom?
 
Bah, I also need to get drunk, but I haven't been able to in like several months because drinking alone = teh sux, and my closest friend's working all the bloody time..
And besides that I hate beer, only drink white wine and vodka :\
 
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