Lol, i was "human" for a night.

CrazyHarij said:
haha, nice. way to go recoil.

but seriously, have you ever heard of using a condom?
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lol exactly what I was thinking :p
 
were the blokes chavs?, /pikies

i like the pikey pubs, cos the comfortable. but the chavs [piss me the **** of,f along with the Fooking cigarette smoke eugh!!

if im not drunk it makes me feel really ill :(

but yay public smoking ban!!!:D

short, its ok to get drunk. you just cant get pissed every day everyweek, co sit really really ****s up your body.

occasional boozing is fine though!
 
lol, any money he's gonna see this thread sometime soon when he's sober, and be like.. wtf!? how can i spell so bad!? wait wait.. when did I make this thread!?
 
I ****ing love saturdays at the Union bar - no ****ing pikies :D

Still get the odd bit of trouble :|
 
hehe, the SCALAR WAVES
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have gotten to Short Recoil too!

I haven't been drunk since December.
 
ComradeBadger said:
I ****ing love saturdays at the Union bar - no ****ing pikies :D

Still get the odd bit of trouble :|
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What the **** is a pikie, it sounds like a porcupine.
 
because they can be pikeis too

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note stuck out ears,
mostly due to teenage bums drinking heavily while pregnant!

teenage mums*
 
See here, we have hood rat, but that's mainly just to refer to a ghetto chick that's hella slutty.
 
The last time i got drunk, it was with my squadron and i topped myself up on Absinthe and fell asleep in a pub toilet but wandering aimlessly to the bus station and home.
 
last time i was drunkw as my 18th,

i was bladdered by 7.30!!!:P

i got home at 4, i was so drunk! everything happened so fast but it was fun
 
Beerdude26 said:
Then why you calling em pikies :|
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I thought pikie was another word for travellers/knackers/gypsies.
 
ComradeBadger said:
It is, but it's also used to describe undesirables.

:p
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such as homosexuals, conscientious objectors, the disabled, jewish community etc. Comrade supports all of these :) hehe
 
short recoil said:
So i've just been out on tthe piss and got in at 4am, it's not asomething i normally do as you can imagine, but noneveless i had a fun night, got completely pissed had women crawling all over me and i also broke up a nasty fight by myself which i was quite proud of. ( me taking care of about 5 men, and i'm not the fuicking bouncer!)

The ;ast time i went for i nuight oput i regretted it, this time i can't say id did/

Byt yeah, short recoil went against all of his moral values and indulged in the pleasures of women, alcohol and clubbing.

I ca,me home topless with my shirt wrapped roundf my right fist as well which is interestinf.

Now i must pass out and then holler how i'm a tawt in the morning. :sleep:
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People are not laughing with you, they are laughing at you. Always.
 
ARGH!

Annoying, i had a good time but i'm pissed off with myself.
Thankfully i havn't obtained too much damage, my liver should deal with the toxins and it may have only put me behind by a few days, i'm hoping the damage to my hearing from loud music will heal completely, if i lose even the slightest amount of hearing i'll be ****ing pissed off.

The fight i broke up was an interesting test however, i stepped in and seperated these 2 guys (each about 6' ) one tried to punch me in the head but i caught his punch and twisted his arm behind his back, a few others then started on the other guy which me and the bouncers dealt with, normal people are absolutley pathetic at fighting.
 
You sir are a man I want to go drinking with.
 
When Short Recoil drinks, his reaction speeds increase tenfold.
 
short recoil said:
ARGH!

Annoying, i had a good time but i'm pissed off with myself.
Thankfully i havn't obtained too much damage, my liver should deal with the toxins and it may have only put me behind by a few days, i'm hoping the damage to my hearing from loud music will heal completely, if i lose even the slightest amount of hearing i'll be ****ing pissed off.

The fight i broke up was an interesting test however, i stepped in and seperated these 2 guys (each about 6' ) one tried to punch me in the head but i caught his punch and twisted his arm behind his back, a few others then started on the other guy which me and the bouncers dealt with, normal people are absolutley pathetic at fighting.
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Whilst you were out clubbing and wasting away and putting yourself a few days behind, your mortal enemy was hard at work at his personal gym destroying body builders with his stare, could of been my body odour though as i had just gone running :bonce:
 
short recoil said:
ARGH!

Annoying, i had a good time but i'm pissed off with myself.
Thankfully i havn't obtained too much damage, my liver should deal with the toxins and it may have only put me behind by a few days, i'm hoping the damage to my hearing from loud music will heal completely, if i lose even the slightest amount of hearing i'll be ****ing pissed off.

The fight i broke up was an interesting test however, i stepped in and seperated these 2 guys (each about 6' ) one tried to punch me in the head but i caught his punch and twisted his arm behind his back, a few others then started on the other guy which me and the bouncers dealt with, normal people are absolutley pathetic at fighting.
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Now im positive! your Guile from Street fighter!
I knew i remembered your avatar from somewhere. :P
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