lol @ WoW forums

[Sidewinder]

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=104564242&sid=1

pretty funny imho

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh f*cking God NO.

 

[Krynn72]

Man, its bad when rule 1 is broken here, but WoW has several million people. Thats an epic breakage of the rules.

 

[Kyorisu]

/b/ is not a ****ing hidden society rule 1&2 went out the windows years ago.

As for being a /b/tard this copypasta covers it nicely.

YOU ARE NOT A /b/TARD

Alright everyone, listen up.

This shit has to stop. I'm tired of every furfag/underage/self-righteous prick going out on other websites besides the Chans and saying HAY GUYZ I'M A /'b/TARDED LOL, because FYI...

YOU ARE NOT AUTOMATICALLY A /b/TARD JUST BECAUSE YOU GO ONTO /b/.

Being a /b/tard means that you have a morbid, vile sense of humor, and probably are close to being a chronic masturbator. And I have seen PLENTY of self-alleged /b/tards who do not qualify for the /b/tard title. If you are against lolicon in ANY way, shape, or form, you are NOT a /b/tard. If you do not laugh at things like rape, AIDS, and decapitation, you are NOT a /b/tard. And if you have EVER posted ANY furry porn, you are DEFINATLEY NOT a /b/tard, and also need to be murdered accordingly.

It has been said before that /b/ is the trashcan of the internet, for those who are completely inept and couldn't get laid if their lives depended on it. In conclusion, if you are a user of /b/ and you do not hold the traits of a /b/tard, STOP SAYING YOU ARE A /b/TARD DAMMIT.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Why the hell would anyone WANT to be a /b/tard? I knew it wouldn't take long for this convoluted bullshit to make its way onto hl2.net. We have a kid at our school who claims to be a /b/tard, he drinks alone every night and nothing he says is intelligible or even slightly interesting.

This is really the line for me. Typically; I am interested in any and all social circles, willing to accept opposing viewpoints and hear opinions from just about any angle, but /b/ is not interesting at all, it's just the same shock value content the internet has featured for years, only controlled by power-tripping suburban teenagers with no sense of the world outside, other than what they see on image boards.

The idea is interesting, none of the people I have met in association with it however, have taught me a damn thing.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Does he get drunk, or spout random shit? Just kick his teeth in.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Does he get drunk, or spout random shit? Just kick his teeth in.

He sits at our lunch table sometimes and mutters a word or two imitating black people, or talking about some maggot infested penis picture he saw on /b/. I somehow manage to ignore his bullshit but he managed to get into one of the town LAN parties :|. tbh I kind of feel bad for him, he can't really be a happy guy.

 

[clarky003]

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The chicken and leonidas ones always make me laugh

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>.>

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ let's get srs.

 

[clarky003]

ಠ ಠ
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[Jintor]

I know a person who is probably the physical embodiment of the internet.

 

[Danimal]

A giant slug with fecal matter pouring out of every orifice in it's body while it yells profanities and cat-related things in poor grammar?!

 

[PvtRyan]

I don't get the "HURRRR ur stoopid if u pai to post on a forumz (SomethingAwful) lol" argument. That fee nicely assures all retards like that stay out. There's no doubt SA is a much higher quality community where stuff that's posted often has an actual humor value other than just shock or randomness. And while there's some funny stuff on 4chan, the amount of anime chicks with dicks kind of spoils it for me. I'll let others find the funneh stuff for me.

 

[Jintor]

A giant slug with fecal matter pouring out of every orifice in it's body while it yells profanities and cat-related things in poor grammar?!

Pretty damn close.

 

[Pulse]

I don't get the "HURRRR ur stoopid if u pai to post on a forumz (SomethingAwful) lol" argument. That fee nicely assures all retards like that stay out. There's no doubt SA is a much higher quality community where stuff that's posted often has an actual humor value other than just shock or randomness. And while there's some funny stuff on 4chan, the amount of anime chicks with dicks kind of spoils it for me. I'll let others find the funneh stuff for me.

Hope you got ten bux.

 

[Kyorisu]

I don't get the "HURRRR ur stoopid if u pai to post on a forumz (SomethingAwful) lol" argument. That fee nicely assures all retards like that stay out. There's no doubt SA is a much higher quality community where stuff that's posted often has an actual humor value other than just shock or randomness. And while there's some funny stuff on 4chan, the amount of anime chicks with dicks kind of spoils it for me. I'll let others find the funneh stuff for me.

/b/ sucks because all the kiddies ruined it. Believe it or not in it's youth /b/ was much better than the shit it's turned into now.

 

[knut]

*snip /b/ rambling rubbish*

Hahahaha. Wow. They're not... proud of that, are they? Christ.

 

[Link]

Ok, whats rule 1 and 2?

Yeah, I know, I'm a noob, I suck, I should gtfo, etc etc.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Ah, /b/. You either love it or hate it. Either way, one fact remains -

Shut up :|

 

[Sulkdodds]

Can't we be day-tripper /b/tards?

 

[Steven]

I'm sick of it, but somehow I have a habbit of going on it. 90% of it is psycho's addicted to posting the same dark humour and chopped up people again and again and again. Somehow I keep comeing back.

 

[Pulse]

I think you guys are mistaken, /b/ is in fact a sub-forum of Ebaumsworld, they are the real perpetrators here.

 

[Baal]

ಠ_ಠ let's get srs.

Let's get dangerous :O

 

[Stingey]

This thread totally derailed into a 4chan fanfest

ɹỊɐ-ləq ɟo əɔuỊɹd əɥʇ sɐ əuoɹɥʇ ʎɯ uo ʇỊs oʇ
əɹəɥʇ ʎllɐuỊɟ sɐʍ I ɯopნuỊʞ ʎɯ ʇɐ pəʞooq
ɹəʇɐl ɐʎ lləɯs səɯloɥ oʎ ʎqqɐɔ əɥʇ oʇ pəlləʎ I puɐ
8 ɹo L ʇnoqɐ əsnoɥ əɥʇ oʇ dn pəllnd I

??ɹỊɐ-ləq oʇ əɯoɥ oʇ ?ʇỊ ʇəნɹoɟ ?ɥɐN? ?ʇɥნnoɥʇ I ʇno
əɹɐɹ sɐʍ qɐɔ sỊɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs plnoɔ I ნuỊɥʇʎuɐ ɟI
ɹoɹɹỊɯ əɥʇ uỊ əɔỊp pɐɥ ʇỊ puɐ ɥsəɹɟ pỊɐs əʇɐld əsuəɔỊl əɥʇ
ɹɐəu əɯɐɔ ʇỊ uəɥʍ puɐ qɐɔ ɐ ɹoɟ pəlʇsỊɥʍ I

??ɹỊɐ-ləq uỊ əlɔun puɐ əỊʇunɐ ɹnoʎ ɥʇỊʍ ?uỊʌoɯ əɹ?noʎ? ?pỊɐs puɐ
pəɹɐɔs ʇoნ ɯoɯ ʎɯ puɐ ʇɥნỊɟ əlʇʇỊl əuo uỊ ʇoნ I
pooɥɹoqɥნỊəu ʎɯ uỊ əlqnoɹʇ ?uỊʞɐɯ pəʇɹɐʇS
pooნ ou oʇ dn əɹəʍ ʎəɥʇ sʎnნ ɟo əldnoɔ ɐ uəɥʍ
looɥɔs əɥʇ əpỊsʇno llɐq-q əɯos ?uỊʇooɥs llɐ puɐ
looɔ llɐ ??uỊxɐləɹ ??uỊxɐɯ ?ʇno ?uỊllỊɥɔ
sʎɐp ʎɯ ɟo ʇsoɯ ʇuəds I əɹəɥʍ sỊ punoɹნʎɐld əɥʇ uO
pəsỊɐɹ puɐ uɹoq ɐỊɥdləpɐlỊɥb ʇsəʍ uI

ɹỊɐ-ləq pəllɐɔ uʍoʇ ɐ ɟo əɔuỊɹd əɥʇ əɯɐɔəq I ʍoɥ noʎ lləʇ ll?I
əɹəɥʇ ʇɥნỊɹ ʇỊs ʇsn əʇnuỊɯ ɐ əʞɐʇ oʇ əʞỊl p?I puɐ
uʍop əpỊsdn pəuɹnʇ ?pəddỊlɟ ʇoნ əɟỊl
ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ llɐ ʎɹoʇs ɐ sỊ sỊɥʇ ʍoN

 

[Link]

Wow, fresh

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

I'm confused.

 

[Jangle]

I showed my friend 4chan and now he goes on /b/ all the time. He says he can't feel emotions any more when he sees bad things.

 

[Pulse]

 

[giant384]

i think i lost a few IQ points reading that. Must....go back to more intelligent forum. ok much better.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh lawd.

 

[Slacker]

That's quite possibly the most intelligent WoW forums thread I've ever read.

 

[Smoke]

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnsfw.com/

 

[VirusType2]

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=104564242&sid=1

pretty funny imho

lol

I once crit a guy so hard, my screen blew up.

 

[Muffin Man]

/b/ is revealed to wow players... oh no..

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[Qonfused]

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[BabyHeadCrab]

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[Tollbooth Willie]

D:

 

[TCfromBN]

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[Krynn72]

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[Letters]

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

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