Lump in pants

Womens reactions to lump in pants

  • Disgusted

    Votes: 6 10.2%
  • Interested

    Votes: 17 28.8%
  • Neutral

    Votes: 36 61.0%

  • Total voters
    59

Mr-Fusion

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Men, you know how when you wear pants, jeans, black work pants etc. Sometimes the zipper/fly gives the impression of a huge lump. They way it folds or something. Especially when you sit down. Have you noticed this?

Do you think this arouses women in any way? Or are they more likely to be disgusted at the thought of a pulsating boner in ordinary social situations.
 
There's a Curb your Enthusiasm about this, it's quite funny. I say own it--lay back and let everyone admire your astonishingly forthright codpiece. Most women will instantly drench their panties for you if you just let it all hang loose.
 
1) It's called tenting, mostly only happens with a zipper fly.

2) Personally I don't look, so I doubt much other people do either.

3) I get boners in social situations. You have to remain seated and hope to god you don't have to move for anything.
 
Yeah, I hate that lump piece... gawd. It's worse when the pants fold stick out when you're standing. Thankfully, mine only do it when i sit down.
 
There's a Curb your Enthusiasm about this, it's quite funny. I say own it--lay back and let everyone admire your astonishingly forthright codpiece. Most women will instantly drench their panties for you if you just let it all hang loose.
give me the episode name!

I'm wearing those kind of pants now at work and it's been bugging me all day.
 
The Pants Tent is the episode name, highly recommended viewing. Richard Lewis is the man.
 
Yeah I've defidently noticed the pants tent. Annoying ass hell. I've been caught in a couple situations with someone noticing it.
 
My god I've been looking for a thread like this for years!

I friggin' hate the bulge, I can never fix it, but I know that everyone can see it!

I'm not sure on the women thing though, because we will never know what a woman thinks.








Of course! Ask Phobie!
 
I really doubt most people, women or men, are even looking there to notice it.

And as for their reaction, it depends entirely on the person/their relationship to you/their feelings toward you/their mood.
 
God I hope not. My pants often have a really odd and uneven fold, like the crest of a wave. If people in public think that's the real thing... :l
 
The lump in jeans was designed that way to camouflage boners and give room for the penis in general.

I've noticed female jeans don't have that lump, and most women probably already know most men's pants have that lump so they think nothing of it even in the off-chance they are trying to stare down your shlong.

Anyways, your weird.
 
I like it. Especially when sitting in class I mean its like "YEAH BABY I GOT A ****ING BONER SO WHAT YOU WANNA MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT THEN GET DOWN AND SUCK THIS DICK OTHERWISE SHUT UP AND LET ME LEARN SOMETHING NEW IN MY EDUMACTIONAL ENVIRONMENT".







It commands respect. Respect the tent.
 
1) It's called tenting, mostly only happens with a zipper fly.
Or a.k.a "pitching a tent". lol

...but I though the phrase originated from those who get boners in sweatpants, as the tenting effect is more obvious than in jeans or other kinds of pants with flys.
 
I always flatten that lump out so there is no bulge. Keeps the women away.
 
I'm more inclined to think it's the udders that scare them away.
 
I haven't lol'd this hard at a thread in years.

I remember around age 11-12 I was worried about the illusory lump, but after that I stopped giving a **** and/or forgot about the entire thing.

Women see it for what it is most of the time I'll expect, they know more about clothes than we do.
 
Women can actually see your penis through your clothes.
 
Women can also sense when you're masturbating to them.
 
Women can also sense when you're picturing what they look like with cat ears and a tail.
 
Actually, women like people who spend their days on internet forums creating chains about how they like people who spend their days on internet forums creating chains about how they like people who spend their days on internet forums creating chains about how they like people who spend their days on internet forums creating chains about how they like people who spend their days on internet forums creating chains about how they like people who spend their days on internet forums creating chains about how they like people who spend their days on internet forums creating chains about how they like people who spend their days on internet forums creating chains about how they like people who spend their days on internet forums creating chains about how they like people who spend their days on internet forums creating chains about how they like people who spend their days on internet forums creating chains about how they like people who..........................................
 
Given your avatar, I am not overly surprised to hear that.
 
If she was a real Weaboo she'd get surgery so that her actual ears looked like cat ears. Are you dating some kind of uncommitted phony, Acepilot?
 
If she was a real Weaboo she'd get surgery so that her actual ears looked like cat ears. Are you dating some kind of uncommitted phony, Acepilot?

;_;

stop making fun of meeee
 
Hey, at least you're dating someone. I spoke out of jealousy and spite and I love and respect you in spite of your anamorphic girlfriend. In fact, I'm sure she's probably quite a charmer. I bet you're a happier man than I am.
 
i have some nice dress pants that give me a decent 6-inch bunch up. It's big enough that it attracts attention so suffice to say it's in the back of my mind when i'm in public. But hey, at least people will have infallible evidence that I indeed have a penis and it's always on the clock.

Even when I do get wood, I just place my peter between the underwear and my stomach, best technique ever and it feels fantastic. (I believe this was mentioned in Superbad)
 
Most people are more focused on how they look to even notice other peoples boners.
 
I voted neutral because I have no idea how the female psychology works.

Hey, at least you're dating someone. I spoke out of jealousy and spite and I love and respect you in spite of your anamorphic girlfriend. In fact, I'm sure she's probably quite a charmer. I bet you're a happier man than I am.

What's weird is that she likes me more than I like her. I'm content, anyway.
 
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