Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen >.<

LMFAO jeebus I swear this is insane people are ploting to kill themselves through the internet, f*cking hens...whats next?
 
gh0st said:
wtf i didnt kill myself
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lol, your post actually gave me a good giggle. And im not even high :thumbs:
it's a lesson to you all. If your wife isint performing in bed. Try a Hen!....


Don't however attempt to kill your wife and then kill yourself though, thats only for freaks :frown: :E
 
/me hopes that they burnt the hen after she/it (?) was slaughtered. I can't believe, anyone would want to eat she/it (?).
 
WH4T TH3 H3LL!! Why did they slaughter the ****ing hen?? That mak3s no sencw ts a victum already why kill it it did nothing wrong. why not give it to one 0f those animal care groups so it can be adopted by some other family 0ne who w0nt **** 1t and abuse it in other ways. this is so stup1d its an innocent animal.
 
Christ exactly what you need, first thing on a bank holiday monday morning.... leet talk.

Take it Primary school's closed for the day infliltrator.
 
=1nfiltrat0r= said:
WH4T TH3 H3LL!! Why did they slaughter the ****ing hen?? That mak3s no sencw ts a victum already why kill it it did nothing wrong. why not give it to one 0f those animal care groups so it can be adopted by some other family 0ne who w0nt **** 1t and abuse it in other ways. this is so stup1d its an innocent animal.
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g0 **** 4 ch1(3|\|

how the hell to people type 1337, it takes me 4 times as long, whats the point
 
gawd is this ur first day on the internet an u havnt learned l33t yet? ok ill dumb it down an not type leet for u jeez.

u seem to b avoiding my hole point. what reason id they have to kill the hen?? why is it wrong to **** the hen but suddenly its ok to kill it?? thats dumb. i wuld rather be ****ed than killed wuldnt u?? let teh hen live for gawd sakes!!
 
If the chicken lives or dies whats the difference, millions of chickens get slaughtered every day! Where else would McD's get their chicken burgers from.

And anyone at least this chicken would have extra salty meat high in protein....
 
so just cos lots of the mdie every day means they dont matter?? lots of human biengs die every day does that mean its ok to kil them?? no. its one thing if they needed to eat it but it sounds like they just killed it for no reason or just cos it wuz ****ed. it was alive and living u just dont kill living things left and right all life is preshous.

besides that this is obviously an animal rites violation they should b held a****able.
 
=1nfiltrat0r= said:
u seem to b avoiding my hole point. what reason id they have to kill the hen?? why is it wrong to **** the hen but suddenly its ok to kill it?? thats dumb. i wuld rather be ****ed than killed wuldnt u?? let teh hen live for gawd sakes!!
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You have pointed out an interesting moral dilemma.
 
thnx fusion sum1 finaly gets it. i guess people are slow at this time in tha night.

sure the hen was dramatized but who knos the hen prolly could have worked through it and gone on to live a happy life. it may have had sum isues but over all it could have been happy. but no the villagers would never be able to look at that hen without thinking about it being ****ed so they just kill it.
 
yes, its my first day on the intranet :|

Typeing the normal way dosent "dumb" it down. It makes it hard to read and it makes the poster look imature, no one will take them seriously, even if they have a legitimate opinion inbetween the "j00's" and "H4XX0r's".

and on topic, if you think about the anatomy of a chicken + man, there is a bit of a size difference, the chicken would have been in pain, close to death anyway. There would of been some permanent damage done there.

im really reading far to much into this here :|
 
I think what we really have to debate is "Would the quality of life for the hen be better or worse after being ****ed by a man?"

I would tend to think it would be significantly worse. The Hen would have a giant hole, it may even be paralysed after the incident. As the saying goes time heals all wounds, but a gaping hole in your ass isn't going to heal any time soon.

I would say yes, destroying the hen after the incident was the right thing to do.
 
Mr-Fusion said:
I think what we really have to debate is "Would the quality of life for the hen for better or worse after being ****ed by a man?"

I would tend to think it would be significantly worse. The Hen would have a giant hole, it may even be paralysed after the incident. As the saying goes time heals all wounds, but a gaping hole in your ass isn't going to heal any time soon.

I would say yes, destroying the hen after the incident was the right thing to do.
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a much more graphic discription of what i was getting at

well done Fusion :rolleyes:
 
0mg4wd th3y k1ll3|) d4 h3n!...

Pathetic. And I'm not talking about the story.
 
=1nfiltrat0r= said:
so just cos lots of the mdie every day means they dont matter?? lots of human biengs die every day does that mean its ok to kil them?? no. its one thing if they needed to eat it but it sounds like they just killed it for no reason or just cos it wuz ****ed. it was alive and living u just dont kill living things left and right all life is preshous.

besides that this is obviously an animal rites violation they should b held a****able.
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Dude L337 talk is so 1999... :hmph:
 
Poor Hen, it didn't ask the man to have sex with it.
 
Oh yes what an amusing story, some unforunate middle aged man killed himself after having sex with a hen....I just can't see an end to the laughter.



Anyway, its interesting that people frown upon beastiality. I know my reasons for thinking its wrong, but what does the secular world have against it? Surely its just a lifestyle choice?
 
he ****s a hen and then tries to kill his wife... some ppl dont deserve to live if u ask me
 
Who doesn't deserve to live? The man who just wants fun with a chicken, possibly because of a mental problem....Or the man who wants someone dead?
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Who doesn't deserve to live? The man who just wants fun with a chicken, possibly because of a mental problem....Or the man who wants someone dead?
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the man who wants both
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Oh yes what an amusing story, some unforunate middle aged man killed himself after having sex with a hen....I just can't see an end to the laughter.



Anyway, its interesting that people frown upon beastiality. I know my reasons for thinking its wrong, but what does the secular world have against it? Surely its just a lifestyle choice?
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If you cried over everything bad in the world then you'd lead a very, very depressed life.
 
By the way, did you know that HIV exists because a guy decided to have sex with a monkey?
 
CrazyHarij said:
By the way, did you know that HIV exists because a guy decided to have sex with a monkey?
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yeah, some african guys, spread it round the comunity then the british came to take over and raped women and it spreed further.

atleast thats what i heard on how it started
 
People are allowed to have sex with monkeys, how else is Rik Waller ever going to have kids?
 
=1nfiltrat0r= said:
WH4T TH3 H3LL!! Why did they slaughter the ****ing hen?? That mak3s no sencw ts a victum already why kill it it did nothing wrong. why not give it to one 0f those animal care groups so it can be adopted by some other family 0ne who w0nt **** 1t and abuse it in other ways. this is so stup1d its an innocent animal.
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One of the few L33Ts that is actually l33t, not someone making fun of l33ts.

4n1h0w 1 g0774 g0 n 5cr3\|/ 4 h3n l8r d00dz

about that hen thing, thats pretty friggin horrible.

His wife must have sucked in bed.
 
The hen was killed... but WHO ATE IT?!?!?
cmon cant let good chicken go to waste, hell it even came pre-stuffed.
 
Mr. Redundant said:
The hen was killed... but WHO ATE IT?!?!?
cmon cant let good chicken go to waste, hell it even came pre-stuffed.
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Eeew.. wtf :rolling:
 
Mr. Redundant said:
The hen was killed... but WHO ATE IT?!?!?
cmon cant let good chicken go to waste, hell it even came pre-stuffed.
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Mmm-mm, Chicken with protein filling. Can't beat that on a thanksgiving.
 
burnzie said:
yeah, some african guys, spread it round the comunity then the british came to take over and raped women and it spreed further.

atleast thats what i heard on how it started
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It wasn't that they were having sex with the monkeys, it was just that they were eating them.

Also Scientists are unsure whether it originated in Africa or South America, though the current state of Africa backs up the Africa argument.
 
MaxiKana said:
Mmm-mm, Chicken with protein filling. Can't beat that on a thanksgiving.
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Yeah, protein filling that has the consistency of phlem and probably tastes about 12 times worse :)

mortiz said:
If you cried over everything bad in the world then you'd lead a very, very depressed life.
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What is your point? Since you quoted me i assume you have one.
 
god theres some really odd people out there......most of them reside in germany
 
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