Man decapitates woman at Virginia tech cafeteria

[YROC]

Shits cash.

 

[Leto]

I'm half-asian, what happens now?

This thing is just way over my head

 

[YROC]

Asians are now real life Headcrabs. :l

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

That makes no sense.
Head
-
Crab

 

[Tyro]

damn, my cousin goes there.

 

[Vegeta897]

I need to see a pic of the girl before I can feel comfortable making a pun.

 

[Solaris]

Maybe he just liked a bit of head on his coffee?

 

[CancerOfYourSoul]

Virgina Tech School.

Go there and an Asain might kill you.

 

[Nitre]

I wonder if you could calculate the amount of force required to disembowel someone with a butter knife or whatever it was.

Anyone provide equations, thickness of neck, density of human bone, arteries, flesh, etc.?

 

[Vegeta897]

I wonder if anyone cares.

Nerd.

 

[PvtRyan]

I need to see a pic of the girl before I can feel comfortable making a pun.

Well, she was at university so I don't think she was 8 years old Vegeta.

 

[YROC]

Oh lawdy.

 

[Vegeta897]

Oh you think you're funny.

 

[Sheepo]

Guy sounds like a real headcase.*

*Has probably already been done

 

[YROC]

Hope that chick has some Tylenol for that neck ache... Amirite? Huh? Amirite?

 

[Eejit]

No.

nochar

 

[jverne]

Oh you think you're funny.

i also think he's funny...maybe because i laughed so ****ing hard :E

and i also laughed the 2nd and 3rd time i read it i know a good joke when i laugh three times in a row


edit: god damn it...it's still going after the 4th round

edit#2: meh..at 5 i've only bent the lips a bit...

 

[Raziaar]

Head coach Frank Beamer is going to be pissed!

 

[YROC]

Too bad she wasn't a guy, she would've had a backup head... amirite? Huh? amirite?

 

[Bad^Hat]

No.

shutupchar

 

[Geogaddi]

head heading ahead cut slice asian