Man has tree growing out of his lung

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5 cm. fir tree removed from patient’s lung

Doctors x-rayed his chest and found a tumor in one of the lungs. Suspecting cancer, they made a decision to perform biopsy, but when they cut the tissue, they were amazed to see green needles in the cut.

“I blinked three times, and thought I was seeing things. Then I called the assistant to have a look,” says Vladimir Kamashev, doctor at the Udmurtian Cancer Center.

The five-centimeter branch was removed from the patient’s body.

It is obvious that a five-centimeter branch is too large to be inhaled or swallowed, doctors say. They suggest that the patient might have inhaled a small bud, which then started to grow inside his body.
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http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/04/13/firtree/

NWS, shows a photo of the tree lung
 
Infections like this could result in an entirely new branch of medicine.
 
Looks like a big glob of chewed bubblegum.
 
He must have been relieved once he got out of the infirmary.
 
he obviously misunderstood the phrase "going green"
 
CptStern said:
Doctors x-rayed his chest and found a tumor in one of the lungs. Suspecting cancer, they made a decision to perform biopsy, but when they cut the tissue, they were amazed to see green needles in the cut.

“I blinked three times, and thought I was seeing things. Then I called the assistant to have a look,” says Vladimir Kamashev, doctor at the Udmurtian Cancer Center.
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Sounds like they were stumped.
 
jverne said:
he obviously misunderstood the phrase "going green"
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lol.

shit, can't think of a pun.:angry:

ohoh,

Suspecting cancer, they made a decision to perform biopsy, but when they cut the tissue, they were amazed to see green needles in the cut.
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they finally got to the root of all this

the doctor deserves a crown

oh dear...
 
Let's hope he gets better with the right treetment.
 
how the hell can a plant grow into a organ?
 
I guess he would be hugged by the treehuggers

HAHA GET IT?! GET IT??!!1
 
I get it, RJ, I get it.

*slowly raises hand for high five*
 
Pff, that isn't nearly five centimeters long. And believe me, I know how long five centimeters is!






Err.. I mean.. fuck.
 
**** these puns, this is creepy as ****.
 
What wood you know about the matter Dog?
 
Leaf me alone.

Finding a new pun now is like finding a needle in a haystack.
 
YOU SON OF A BITCH I WAS WAITING FOR ZT TO REPLY TO MINE AND I WAS GOING TO USE THAT ONE I'LL F*CKING KILL YOU.

pissedoffcaps
 
I got in a fight with Handel once, he baroque my nose.

Wait what?
 
Great, now we're on to punning with types of wood? This thread won't be very poplar.
 
This opens the doors to a whole new science imo. just imagine no more need to pick apples or grapes!!
these would suck though:
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