Marijuana for kids

[Greatgat]

Yar. If someone wants to get high or drunk every once in awhile, then have fun. If it's multiple times in a week, it's a problem for you and everybody you know and love.

 

[JNightshade]

Moooooderaaaaaaation. That is the key.

 

[Pesmerga]

Moooooderaaaaaaation. That is the key.

Except cocaine. You can never snort enough cocaine.

 

[JNightshade]

Or paint thinner. Into your cock.

>_>
<_<

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Third of all, I know for a fact that people who make poor choices due to peer pressure or no self control can very easily elevate to more powerful drugs. It's simple logic and J's story isn't the only one I've heard of.

That doesn't really have anything to do with marijuana though. Someone like that could be led to become a tweaker just the same.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Or paint thinner. Into your cock.

>_>
<_<

W...what the **** >_>

 

[JNightshade]

Take a look at OvA's sig.

 

[willyd]

FACT: Marijuana is not worse for your health than sitting at you computer looking at internet message boards.
FACT: Certain kinds of marijuna may lead to doritos, lays, and funions.
FACT: WillyD is high right now.
FACT: The 1999 AMA Study about the Gateway Theory has been proven false by several reputable medical journals.

 

[Raziaar]

FACT: Marijuana use may lead to homosexual encounters.
FACT: You will never know because your short term memory has been impaired.

 

[willyd]

FACT: Marijuana use may lead to homosexual encounters.
FACT: You will never know because your short term memory has been impaired.

FACT: Which, by the rules, means that it never happened.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

FACT: Which, by the rules, means that it never happened.

*high five*

 

[Ikerous]

I've been waiting for an excuse to post this XD

You know you're a stoner when...

...you order a pizza and 30 minutes later wonder who's at your door.
...you know of nothing else about amsterdam other than you can legally smoke pot there, and it still makes your top three "places to see before I die."
...you don't have a single bit of card in the house as it's all been roached.
...Every tap in your house is disfunctional due to no screens.
...what was I gonna say?
...a freind finds a roach in your room and it's not a bad thing.
...it takes you like 12 hours just to get to white castle.
...you fail math but always seem to know grams, ounce, pounds etc. best in the class.
...you search your carpets, weed drawers and stashes to find pieces to smoke when you're out. And if it taste like ass, who cares, you're happy you found something.
...you spend all your money on weed and food.
...you forget what you were just thinking about, and then forget that you forgot.
...you sit down to watch a TV show, and as soon as the first commercial comes, you think the show is over, turn the TV off, and go do something else.
...you have to write notes to yourself to remember to read the notes you wrote to yourself so you don't forget to do the shit you wrote the notes about.
...you forget where you put the lighter between each bong hit.
...you're the only one in the room that laughs when D.A.R.E commercials comes on.
...you go 3 miles to the store to get Cigars just to empty out all the tobacco and only have to walk upstairs to get the buds.
...you can't stop saying man after every sentence.
...you crash your car into a tree...in your driveway.
...you start thinking in terms of "If i sold this i could buy some weed."
...you stop your geology professor in the middle of a lecture to say "Man, I bet there has been so much delicious fruit that has gone extinct through the years."
...when you know the employees by name at McDonalds.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I
...you stop your geology professor in the middle of a lecture to say "Man, I bet there has been so much delicious fruit that has gone extinct through the years."

holy shit

what a ****ing trip there probably has

varieties we've never and never will have the pleasure to taste.

 

[Gargantou]

lol, if laughing is is good for ones health and extends ones lifeperiod, then I've just extended it by a few years by reading this thread!
Why bother argue about wether or not cannabis is harmful?
It's an individual choice imo, I have lots of friends who smoke cannabis even tho I don't want to legalize cannabis ala the Netherlands, but we get along none the less.. Afterall, it doesn't harm me, it only harms them..
Heck, I wouldn't care if they started taking heroin shots even tho I know how badly that ****s persons up, it's their problem not mine

Oh btw, about plants etc we haven't tried yet, just go to the rainforest, there's a TON of unknown animal AND plant species that lives there, you'll probably find something worth your time xD

 

[Ikerous]

holy shit

what a ****ing trip there probably has

varieties we've never and never will have the pleasure to taste.

I complied the list from a stoner forum in a "You know you're a stoner when" thread
It's amazing what ppl think of when they're high

I have lots of friends who smoke cannabis ... Heck, I wouldn't care if they started taking heroin shots even tho I know how badly that ****s persons up, it's their problem not mine

Aren't friends supposed to look out for each other?

 

[Gargantou]

I was just kidding with that part anyway, that's why I used the "" smiley

 

[Sparda]

I've been waiting for an excuse to post this XD

You know you're a stoner when...

...you order a pizza and 30 minutes later wonder who's at your door.
...you know of nothing else about amsterdam other than you can legally smoke pot there, and it still makes your top three "places to see before I die."
...you don't have a single bit of card in the house as it's all been roached.
...Every tap in your house is disfunctional due to no screens.
...what was I gonna say?
...a freind finds a roach in your room and it's not a bad thing.
...it takes you like 12 hours just to get to white castle.
...you fail math but always seem to know grams, ounce, pounds etc. best in the class.
...you search your carpets, weed drawers and stashes to find pieces to smoke when you're out. And if it taste like ass, who cares, you're happy you found something.
...you spend all your money on weed and food.
...you forget what you were just thinking about, and then forget that you forgot.
...you sit down to watch a TV show, and as soon as the first commercial comes, you think the show is over, turn the TV off, and go do something else.
...you have to write notes to yourself to remember to read the notes you wrote to yourself so you don't forget to do the shit you wrote the notes about.
...you forget where you put the lighter between each bong hit.
...you're the only one in the room that laughs when D.A.R.E commercials comes on.
...you go 3 miles to the store to get Cigars just to empty out all the tobacco and only have to walk upstairs to get the buds.
...you can't stop saying man after every sentence.
...you crash your car into a tree...in your driveway.
...you start thinking in terms of "If i sold this i could buy some weed."
...you stop your geology professor in the middle of a lecture to say "Man, I bet there has been so much delicious fruit that has gone extinct through the years."
...when you know the employees by name at McDonalds.

Oh Shit...um..... now i remeber i was going to say nothing...man.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Hey man, what if this whole like forum was just, like, a construct, like, man, like a digital reality like the matrix or something that wasn't even like real and we were all just like pawns in like Munro's game like man like like man man! Whoah, man.